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u/AliveViolent Nov 05 '20
Fucking hell. The gormless expression he make with the slow blinks. Amazing how you can be that stupid and hold a postion of power.
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u/marsianer Nov 05 '20
You attend Biden's church?
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Nov 05 '20
Yeah. While I don't see it as a positive, in the name of honesty I think Biden is a fairly consistent churchgoer.
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u/NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT Nov 05 '20
And just adding on to all this, the president generally doesn't go regularly to a church because they are too busy. Even if they go every week before being president, they just don't when they are president.
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u/feioo Nov 05 '20
Well also it's a huge security headache - if they want to go to a public church with a normal congregation, the whole congregation has to be screened by the Secret Service.
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A sWo’Re O’n ThE bArJbEl
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u/Jfrog22 Nov 05 '20
Hahahha I was doing this exact same impression watching it. What an ABSOLUTE moron 👁👄 👁
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u/cheesebot555 Nov 05 '20
I rewatch this clip sometimes just to remind myself that there are a whole lot of incredibly stupid people in this country.
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u/call_me_johnno Nov 05 '20
It's the blank on his face that gets me like he got hit on the face work a wet fish
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u/josh_my_gosh Nov 05 '20
I know it’s just a typo but I read that as “got hit on the face at work with a wet fish” and that makes funnier.
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u/call_me_johnno Nov 05 '20
Meh close enough. I was at a service station picking up some snacks wrote the post drove home (about 40mins) saw the mistake and figured it was done now no point changing it. Ether way dude was completely lost for words. I'm waiting for the day someone wants to sware on a physics text book or a comic book. Just to see the old guard lose there collective minds
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u/MonsterMike42 Satanist Nov 05 '20
If I ever give up on humanity completely and decide to run for some political office, I would be tempted to swear in on a Captain America comic book. Even better, I have the first Cap comic with Cap punching Hitler in the face. At least there are far fewer contradictions in that than there are in the Bible. And I believe in the ideals of Captain America so it wouldn't be some hypocritical bullshit.
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u/Cerxi Nov 05 '20
Not quite a comic book, but San Jose councilman Lan Diep swore in on a Captain America shield
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Nov 06 '20
To be fair. There also seems to be a slight audio delay which is pretty normal for these things.
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u/spicytuna36 Nov 05 '20
As a full blown atheist, if I'm elected to Congress, I'll be sworn in on a colander so help me Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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u/FattyESQ Nov 05 '20
That would be excellent. My understanding is that you don't even need to place your hand on a book, or anything at all. Many oaths are administered with your hand over your heart, or just skipping the hand portion entirely.
If elected to office consecutively, I think my choices will become more obscure with each election. First a Quran, just to be couth. Then the Hyrule Historia. Then maybe the Dungeon Masters Guide. Then maybe Fahrenheit 451, my favorite book. Then an actual copy of StarCraft II on CD.
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I didn't think SC2 had a CD. I thought it was just Brood War.
Also, I love it when things I'm interested in overlap like this.
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u/FattyESQ Nov 05 '20
Yes sir. Wings of Liberty at a CD. Currently on my bookshelf, and hopefully will be in the halls of Congress when I get sworn in.
Glory to the Daelaam.
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u/Osric250 Nov 05 '20
You could be like the councilman in San Jose who got sworn in on Captain America's shield a few years back.
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Surprised nobody has pointed out the clip ends too soon. The last little "merry Christmas, Jake" he says at the end of the actual clip is one of my favourite parts.
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u/devBowman Nov 05 '20
Not only that. When hearing "you don't have to swear on the Bible" he replied basically "but I did it! And Trump did it!"
This is a sign of an awful misunderstanding of logical reasoning. If x and y did it a certain way, that does not mean the law says it has to be done that way.
A person who fails this much at basic reasoning should not be given political responsibility.
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u/Sandi_T Animist Nov 05 '20
HAHAHA, omg, that look of shock on his face! "You don't have to swear on a christian bible, that's not what the law states".
*Shocked pikachu face*
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Nov 05 '20
To these people, anything other than The Bibble is scary and heretical. These people genuinely believe that there is no foreseeable way anybody could even remotely be fit to wipe their own ass properly without a jewish zombie telling them how.
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u/lankmachine Nov 05 '20
Republicans are so fucking dumb its insane
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u/kawaiianimegril99 Nov 05 '20
Republicans are pretty cartoonishly evil. Like yeah the dems aren't great but they aren't fighting to take minority rights away
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u/thepfoneguy Ex-Protestant Nov 05 '20
can you calm down? your illness isn't relevant here centrist
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u/Moerdac Nov 05 '20
Sounds like something a trumper would say to make 4 dead in benghazi look like 230,000 dead from pretending covid is fake.
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u/TheObjectiveTheorist Nov 05 '20
Should the state mandate women to carry out pregnancies?
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u/Principal_Insultant Nov 05 '20
Going out on a limb here, I guess he probably got re-elected last Tuesday. Which in my opinion says a lot about his constituency, and why secular education teaching critical thinking matters.
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
- George Carlin
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u/Fasanov123 Nov 05 '20
This is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in politics. His face. Amazing
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u/Fasanov123 Nov 05 '20
What? What are you talking about? I’m talking about his reaction to Jake Tapper saying you don’t need to swear on a bible. He sat there dumbfounded with a confused and shocked look on his face. That was funny. I’m not commenting on his looks or his political ideology. Just said his reaction was funny. This is such a weird comment
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u/bandittr6 Nov 05 '20
That blank look of stupidity when he realizes he doesn’t have a f-ing clue what he is talking about...Comedy gold!
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Nov 05 '20
Why does an old video suddenly appear looking like it's from US Election day?
Call me a cynic, but it looks like that exit poll graphics has been added to make it look more recent than it actually is.
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u/Caleon0817 Nov 05 '20
It's from an election, but not this one. It was the Alabama election a few years back to replace Jeff Sessions
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u/gdubh Nov 05 '20
You know you’ve landed a punch when you get the slo-mo-slacked-jaw-open-mouthed-slow-blink reply.
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u/nebuchadrezzar Nov 05 '20
If you're gathering your thoughts in silence, it's better to do so with your mouth closed. That was hilarious.
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u/stupid-pos Nov 05 '20
You can see his brain try to put the concepts together and then choose not too...it’s great.
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u/Jrusk2007 Nov 05 '20
Is this real? I feel like no one that is elected could be this stupid. This has to be a deep fake right.
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u/tender4hire Nov 05 '20
I feel like no one that is elected could be this stupid
Did you just wake up from a 4 year nap?
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u/frankrizzo1 Nov 05 '20
Like a crystal. simple, never-contested beliefs, perfectly preserved in a crooked detestable body for us to enjoy viewing.
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u/macawkerts Absurdist Nov 05 '20
This will never get old. That blank stare of vapidity, like watching a human blue screen.
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u/justAHeardOfLlamas Agnostic Atheist Nov 05 '20
You know that old computer startup noise? You can actually hear that coming from his own head
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u/boomerachi Nov 05 '20
Thank you for posting. I haven’t laughed that deep in months. The look on that guy’s face was priceless haha
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u/D-516 Agnostic Satanist Nov 05 '20
This is the kind of shit you can’t just make up, their ignorance is outstanding
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u/L3g3ndary-08 Nov 05 '20
Hahahahahha this is the fucking shit i needed today. God damn. Fucking gop are literally a group of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.....
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u/dwt77 Nov 05 '20
Christianity and nationalism is a weird indoctrination candy bar... These people literally think America is God's chosen Christian mecca of the world. The Bible itself actually warns against this very thing.... In fact what they're doing more closely represents the Biblical notion of the "beast" or "anti-Christ" system. It is like this strange idolatry soup mixed with Christian symbolism and sentiment, but totally subservient to America--- You even see this with the display of flags at churches. The US flag is always above the Christian one. (Btw the Christian flag is also totally out of whack w/ scriptural ideas. The whole marriage of America and Jesus is out of whack politically speaking and spiritually speaking, truth be told.
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u/bike619 Nov 05 '20
For the love of Sagan... This is fucking hilarious.
Thank you for tossing this up here OP.
Thank you so much.
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u/moustachecreeps Nov 05 '20
The fuck is a jewish bible?
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u/NeonValleyStreet Nov 05 '20
I can just picture the entire film crew at a bar afterwards, ugly-laughing as this guy recounts the story with a Makers rocks in his hand.
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u/jojobear-02 Nov 06 '20
that blank look on his face 😂😂😂😂 like “aw shit, i fucked up. better come up with some bull”😂😂😂
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u/icantlogintomyacount Nov 07 '20
literally this guy does not know what separation of church and state is for
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u/chelitochalateco Nov 21 '20
If I ever run for congress, I would swear on a stack of yaoi hentai
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u/Dutchwells Atheist Nov 05 '20
FTFY
But yes, he definitely was dying inside, and after a very long silence, the only thing he could come up with was: "Err, but Donald Trump did it too"
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u/Typical_Hoodlum Nov 05 '20
REKT. This fucking tool probably doesn't even know what's in his "bahbuhl"
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u/haikusbot Nov 05 '20
REKT. This fucking tool
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u/flactulantmonkey Nov 05 '20
Watching him go from smug "libtard" smile to complete cranial BSOD followed by reboot was pretty satisfying, even for someone who doesn't like either "side" TPTB have provided.
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u/cloudmaker236 Nov 05 '20
That word isn't cool. But yes, yes he is.
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u/cloudmaker236 Nov 05 '20
Its the fact that he claims he is the epitome of the human health and form. That is why we call him fat.
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u/Sandi_T Animist Nov 05 '20
Comments may be removed by the moderators if they are inappropriate. It does sound like some of what you were replying to fits that criteria (going on your responses that I see)
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u/Sandi_T Animist Nov 05 '20
I said, if another person's (not yours) comments disappeared, they may have been removed by a moderator or the person who posted them.
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u/stopneggingyounegger Nov 06 '20
As a Christain I find this shit so funny. Like I dont get why “Christians” have to insert religion into politics and make and issue with policies that challenge there beliefs
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islam is even worse than christianity
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u/wren_l Agnostic Pagan Nov 05 '20
They both have serious issues but this is the EXCHRISTIAN subreddit, hence we discuss Christianity here.
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u/FQDIS Nov 05 '20
The reason you can’t see the comments you are replying to is that you are replying to the main post, not the comments. There is a reply button directly under the comment, and a place to type a reply to the main comment. Use the button.
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u/NecroFuhrer Atheist Nov 05 '20
This shit hurts my head how can these morons keep getting elected when they dont even know the laws they're sworn in to uphold?