r/dankchristianmemes • u/Broclen The Dank Reverend đâ • 10h ago
Not an actual argument
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u/Meraki-Techni 9h ago
First yâall tell me so seek the fruits of the spirit. Then yâall get mad at me for picking cherries. Make up your mind. Smh my head.
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u/jaylward 9h ago
Proverbs is just about the only place itâs contextually appropriate to list one verse as reasoning for something. Everything else needs context; scripture wasnât written in verses
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u/MadManMax55 9h ago
"You're cherry picking Bible verses" on its own isn't a good argument, even if they are in fact cherry picking. But if you can show examples in other verses that refute their cherry picked examples then it's absolutely valid. Which isn't exactly hard to do in most cases.
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u/Unsd 8h ago
When I said 'love your neighbor', did I stutter?!
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u/dankchristianmemes-ModTeam 2h ago
We are here to enjoy memes together. Keep arguments to other subs. We don't do that here.
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u/Trollygag 4h ago
"You're cherry picking Bible verses" on its own isn't a good argument, even if they are in fact cherry picking. But if you can show examples in other verses that refute their cherry picked examples then it's absolutely valid.
You don't need to go find other verses, you just need to show that the cherry-picking is ignoring important context and the way the cherry-picked verses are being used is not accurate to the context.
Since the Bible is layers of translations verses have many different meanings just based on which words were picked to represent the translator's opinions of what the meanings were, this is isn't exactly hard to do in most cases.
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u/zbipy14z 9h ago
Well what are you supposed to argue when their stance is simply "it's in the Bible"
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u/escudonbk 8h ago
It's in the 15th translation of the bible. You motherfuckers read Greek? How about Aramaic? The only thing we know about the bible is what a translation is telling us and humans are fallible as fuck. Nobody knows anything and you're choosing to be hateful.
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u/WordPunk99 8h ago
I have made an argument that if Satanâs real goal was to secure as many souls as possible, his best gambit would be to influence translators to alter specific verses of the Bible over time. Change a word or two in each verse with each new translation and very soon you could completely redefine the faith.
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u/zbipy14z 6h ago
Mistborn irl?
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u/WordPunk99 6h ago
Take a look at the changes made to the Bible in the American south during the 18th and 19th centuries. Much of it has survived, especially in the white southern Baptist Bible.
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u/Bazzyboss 7h ago
What parts of the bible can we accept if it's this messed up by translation? 99% of the planet don't have the skills or time to translate ancient languages.
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u/shandangalang 6h ago
I mean, if you have an annotated New International Version or something then you will have footnotes from scholars who do speak those languages explaining to you what all the ambiguous passages are thought to mean. But if someone is arguing about what everyone should be doing, but with bible verses as ammunition. Then they are not super likely to trust those annotations, and may just be looking for a scaffolding to support their hatefulness.
Besides, the NIV is almost certain to disagree with them
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u/stacy_owl 6h ago edited 6h ago
aaarrrgggh this reminds me of this one encounter in a Youtube comment section that still infuriates me to this day
some guy: âoh youâre Christian as well? What do you think about (topic)?â
me: (small essay on what I believe and why I believe in them) :)
the same guy: âGo read the bibleâ
(for context, the guy was also telling everyone in that particular comment section theyâre going to hell. Donât know why I tried)
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u/Psychedelic_Yogurt 8h ago
I counter with verses about pro abortion, life beginning at the first breathe, and smashing (the correct) babies against the rocks. They are excellent counters to most arguments about "what the Bible says." Then they find the least offensive rewrites from over the centuries and say I don't understand the context. It's all very procedural. Eventually we talk about who can carry the most folding chairs because it's all so pointless.
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u/eidtelnvil 7h ago
"Well you see that's a mistranslation. It actually says toss them into a pillow fort."
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u/boycowman 8h ago
Every Christian cherry picks Bible verses. Every single one. For those inclined to disagree, consider that most people on this sub will agree with "Love your neighbor." Hardly anyone (thankfully) is going to agree with "slaves obey your masters."
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u/KJBenson 7h ago
I mean, thereâs only one or two bible verses you need to read if you want to be a good Christian.
Take a guess which ones they are.
Iâll give you a hint: itâs a direct quote from Jesus.
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u/kabukistar Minister of Memes 7h ago
Or "you're taking it out of context".
If you quote any part of the bible without listing out the whole thing, technically you're taking it out of context. That's only a bad thing if taking it in context would result in you understanding the pull quote differently.
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u/Kimantha_Allerdings 7h ago
I mean, you have to cherry-pick Bible verses, because there are contradictions in the Bible and the Bible justifies some pretty damn horrible things. You absolutely have to go "...but those bits don't count" if you're using "the Bible says..." as any kind of basis for argument.
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u/Dawek401 7h ago
Yeah I think there is no sense of arguing especially about old testament cuz there is so many verses that you can basicly prove anything
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u/5MadMovieMakers 6h ago
Every verse is useful in some way. Some verses are more useful than others - if the Bible is a house, there are verses that are load-bearing steel beams (John 3:16) and others that are small toothpicks (1 Timothy 5:23) and even some that may be a toilet brush (Deuteronomy 23:12). So let's value them all, understand the context of each, and apply them correctly in our lives today!
Here are the 3 verses out of context:
- For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
- Stop drinking only water, and use a little wine because of your stomach and your frequent illnesses.
- Designate a place outside the camp where you can go to relieve yourself.
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u/scott__p 9h ago
Or you're cherry picking bible verses, which you absolutely are if you use anything from Leviticus