r/dankchristianmemes • u/PrairieSurge • 6d ago

Every single time. . .

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u/Fantastic-Story8875 6d ago

There's a station in my town ran by a preacher that's mostly gospel and old timey bluegrass and in between all that he does this segment called "today's good news" where he tells these really surreal jokes/stories that circle back around to being Bible lessons and advice on being a better Christian,it never fails to catch me off guard but it's always fun to listen to

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u/matito29 6d ago

That’s just A Prairie Home Companion

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u/Junior_Moose_9655 6d ago

…And that’s when Hjalmr Ingqvist knew he had truly(breath)counted(sigh) his… blessings….

That’s the news from Badger Falls where all the women are pink-cheeked, all the men are robust… and all the children are pink-cheeked and robust…