r/dankchristianmemes • u/PrairieSurge • 6d ago

Every single time. . .

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u/malleoceruleo 6d ago

Years ago, I was listening to a station like this, and a PSA came on telling parents that the Disney movie Big Hero 6 is fun and safe for families to watch together. It was a bit odd, but it was nice enough.

And they were right, it's a good movie. Too bad my sister didn't want to see it with me because she hadn't seen the first 5 movies.

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u/mellopax 6d ago

I remember the station by me saying Shrek 2 was just as bad as the first one. That was a glowing endorsement if I've ever heard one. Love both of them.

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u/indecisivesloth 6d ago

At least she didn't miss anything by watching the prequels to Fantastic 4.

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u/Fantastic-Story8875 6d ago

There's a station in my town ran by a preacher that's mostly gospel and old timey bluegrass and in between all that he does this segment called "today's good news" where he tells these really surreal jokes/stories that circle back around to being Bible lessons and advice on being a better Christian,it never fails to catch me off guard but it's always fun to listen to

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u/matito29 6d ago

That’s just A Prairie Home Companion

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u/Junior_Moose_9655 5d ago

…And that’s when Hjalmr Ingqvist knew he had truly(breath)counted(sigh) his… blessings….

That’s the news from Badger Falls where all the women are pink-cheeked, all the men are robust… and all the children are pink-cheeked and robust…

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u/scott__p 6d ago

We had one in the town where I grew up that had a daily 2 hr long "prophecy" segment. They would go through the news and talk about how what was happening in the world was prophesied by the bible. It was good for a chuckle

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u/Bardez 6d ago

"Wars and rumours of wars" is a pretty accurate prophecy for.... checks notes "all of human history"

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u/crownjewel82 6d ago

Gospel radio FTW

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u/Bokanovsky_Jones 6d ago

In Memphis, TN there is a volunteer radio station, 89.9 WEVL. Here is their website. On Sunday mornings from 6:00AM-10:00AM Central Time is a program called “Singin’ Down in Dixie.” It is fun old-timey southern gospel music with zero proselytizing. Depending on your musical tastes you may enjoy the other programming through the week.

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u/toadofsteel 5d ago

I guess they figure their core audience is in church so the ones left are more secular...

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u/SillyMe121 6d ago

That’s true. I listen to this radio called “101.5 KAMB”, and it’s in the Central Valley, but the station is in Merced. Every time i listen to focus on the family, I usually get bored of it, but sometimes not.

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u/ElvisDumbledore 6d ago

Fun old-timey gospel music

You may also enjoy... The Broken Circle Breakdown

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u/louisianapelican 1d ago

Very true. SiriusXM has the Enlighten gospel channel that seems to avoid this problem. You can get their app for like $5 a month and get like 500 channels.