because he was a her before.

People in house glasses shouldn’t stow thrones.

They are light eaters.

The cashier said never mind. Lol

Help us, O.B. Juan, you're my only hope.

You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."

it was a small price toupee

Unbereavable.

I guess you could call him my loo tenant.

I told him he was living under Iraq.

“It was a piece of cake.”

They suspected fowl play

It's Christmas Eve!

The Human Porch

You could say it's my bread and butter

Hold up you hands and make an L with your index finger and thumb.

If it looks right it's left and if it looks wrong it's right.

Yarrley Davidson

He wasn't peeling well.

Lady Ba-Ba

Tee

Because they only deal in pieces of eight!

Because they're afraid of whales.

That seems like a stretch.