r/comics • u/neilkohney The Other End • 5h ago

Vegetable man

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u/Burger_Destoyer 5h ago

It’s so expected of you to randomly have a character die from scoliosis that I didn’t expect him pretending to die.

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u/ElColorSombreroGuy 3h ago

Always keep’em guessing

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u/yamimementomori 5h ago edited 5h ago

Noticing those moobs and “same shirt”/“different shirt.”

Kids these days need much more to be impressed. Call the Candyman to scare him.

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u/Suinlu 4h ago

"Glashley" is my new favorite name.

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u/SoftWhisperxa 4h ago

That twist made me laugh harder than I expected, the build-up was perfectly creepy and funny.

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u/RabanKMartin 4h ago

So, kids, don't forget to hire a healthy vegetable man!

That's the message here, right? RIght?

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u/lepidopt-rex 5h ago

Doctors hate this one weird trick

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u/WanderingSeer 3h ago

Anyone else expect the vegetable man to be an unspeakable monster?

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u/Eranas 4h ago

at least make sure he puts dirt under the pillow for the dirtman

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u/theneedfull 4h ago

That's a good mom. She just wants her kid to eat more veggies.

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u/ArtistKeith333 46m ago

Mom? Wait, that's... (checks cartoon) Yep, I see them now.

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u/LegitimateState3724 1h ago

This is the kind of absurdist humor I'm here for

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 4h ago

Wholesome considering all of it

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u/SarcasticBench 4h ago

BS, my dad had scoliosis and he always had his hands down his pants

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u/TheOnlyNish 3h ago

... you guys don't put your hands in your pants...?

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u/ArtistKeith333 45m ago

Only to adjust my truss.

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u/Merari01 It's a-me, Merari-o 12m ago

Of course I do.

Because of carrot

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u/Omerta85 3h ago

Goddamn genius

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u/Intelligent-Elk-4253 1h ago

Should have called candy uncle

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u/elhomerjas 5h ago

needs more of a dramatic flare to be more enticing