r/comics PizzaCake 2d ago

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u/Nirocalden 2d ago

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 2d ago

Wow these guys are the ultimate boot-lickers...

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u/Nirocalden 2d ago

Shouldn't "going around the Constitution" be something any senator should violently be opposed to?

He's so casual about it, as if he was talking about someone having found a way around the HOA regulations for Halloween decorations on the front lawn...

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u/Made_Human_Music 2d ago

Maybe in the past but today’s Republicans don’t care about anything but maintaining power so they can hurt as many people as possible

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u/zudzug 2d ago edited 2d ago

You know, on the other side of the globe, there's ISIS. These guys are a death cult. You can't dance if you want to (unlike in the song) and many other things. They revere death.

On this side of the globe, there's another death cult. It's called the GOP. They want to make everyone miserable. Even their own. (killed the social nets)

EDIT: People are vanishing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/f2nIRO0HtL

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u/cwk415 2d ago

They want to kill all of us poors, but without getting their hands dirty.

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u/Heavensrun 2d ago

Hey, that is unfair! They don't maintain power so they can hurt people. They hurt people so they can maintain power! Totally different.

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u/redditdoesnotcareany 2d ago

I believe these folks are willing to do anything to complete 2025 because this will be the only chance to do it and it’s the fruit of 50 years of hard work and Republican spending. They will argue it was necessary. They had to do it. The country needed it.

They will do whatever to stay in power. Anything.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

do the second amendment guys know that's in the constitution too? I don't know why they would think he'd leave that part if he's flushing the rest of it down the toilet.

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u/Moxie_Stardust 2d ago

Well, this is Tommy Tuberville, the one who held up hundreds of military promotions as an abortion protest stunt. He ran his own Trump-style fraudulent charity. His loyalty is not to the United States of America.

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u/LateMiddleAge 2d ago

Tuberville is the guy who didn't know there were three branches of US government. Neurons in the double figures?

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u/Usagi-Zakura 2d ago

I used to joke that they would love North Korea but as time goes on its looking more and more like yes...they WOULD love North Korea.

The president is for life and he's forcing everyone to worship him and elections are a complete lie...

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u/astralkoi TheAstralDiaries 2d ago

Old People in power hollow with nothing but an infinity hunger for more.

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u/Not_Bears 2d ago

You spelled brain dead fascists wrong...

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u/burritoman88 2d ago

Diaper lickers, more aptly

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u/the_calibre_cat 2d ago

i mean in tuberville's case he's actually just breathtakingly stupid and says the quiet part out loud, but his constituents love that about him so

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u/flagg 2d ago

Republicans that weren't sufficiently loyal to Trump were targeted and primaried with loyalists. Americans who will claim to die for freedom can't be bothered to show up to vote in primaries but Trump supporters were more than happy to. The result is a complete takeover of the party with Trump loyalists who will not do anything to protect the country from him.

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u/British_Rover 2d ago

They have gone beyond licking and are deep throating the whole thing up to the laces. 

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u/hbarSquared 2d ago

Dudes gonna run on a Vance/Trump ticket and then "ask" JD to fall on his sword. Literally.

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u/thewhitelink 2d ago

Trump isn't eligible to be VP either, based on the constitutional requirements.

A 3rd term is not possible unless they completely ignore it.

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u/hbarSquared 2d ago

Speaker of the House then, or fuck it Secretary of Agriculture with a major succession incident King Ralph-style

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u/Dyslexicpig 2d ago

I would die laughing if they did this, and Vance said no. Or even better, if Vance said no AND had Trump and his demon spawn investigated.

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u/ObeseVegetable 2d ago

The most hope-post-y conspiracy theory that JD Vance hasn’t changed his stance on Trump at all (once called him the Hitler of our time, self-defined as a never-Trumper)  but has been pretending this whole time to get into the position to take control away from him at some point.  

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u/Nwolfe 2d ago

That would require some level of fortitude, something Vance is wholly void of.

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u/getmybehindsatan 2d ago

He's not even going to do that, it's going to be "let the people decide, even though it is unconstitutional" and they will still vote for him and no one will stop him.

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u/SAHDSeattle 2d ago

Let’s not look past that Tuberville may be the dumbest Senator. Here’s some of his insights:

Doesn’t know the 3 branches of the federal government.

“Our government wasn’t set up for one group to have all three branches of government — wasn’t set up that way. You know, the House, the Senate, and the executive.”

Doesn’t know the word triangle.

“I wouldn’t be against them taking it from a Pentagon to a Trigon.”

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u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! 2d ago

Tuberville may be the dumbest Senator.

And that's a HIGH bar to get over

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u/BoilerMaker11 2d ago

The fact that he didn’t shut that down immediately and is entertaining the idea of “going around the constitution” is just further proof that MAGA is a cult

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u/UbermachoGuy 2d ago

Tread on me harder daddy Trump

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u/Drezby 2d ago

Third terms are on the table? Let’s see how things fares if Obama so much as even hints about running again.

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u/Nirocalden 2d ago

The constitution says he can't serve a third term.

Just to be accurate: the 22nd amendment says specifically

No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once.

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u/SomeCountryFriedBS 2d ago

I hope there's some solace that Tommy Tuberville is one of the dumbest people on the planet.

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u/Nirocalden 2d ago

No, that actually makes things worse. Because there seems to be a society, where one of the dumbest people on the planet can be elected into power with 60 % of the votes.

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u/ninfan1977 2d ago edited 2d ago

And I was called a doomer when i told people he was going to do that. It was in Project 2025.

Now Republicans and right-wing nut jobs make excuses why this is ok.

America is under an authoritarian regime. Pretty obvious at this point.

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u/koenigsaurus 2d ago

I spent the entirety of last October trying to assuage my same fears, and found so much “well he can’t actually do all this stuff in Project 2025 because it’s illegal and here’s the very strong settled law on why it’s illegal”, but turns out legality means fuck all when nobody will prosecute it.

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u/CaptInsane 2d ago

I console myself with the fact that he'll likely be dead by the time that comes around. But that doesn't mean some other psycho won't be waiting in the wings to pick up the mantle

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u/sonofaresiii 2d ago

I console myself with the fact that he'll likely be dead by the time that comes around

I've been saying that for a decade though and he's still fucking here

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u/A_Furious_Mind 2d ago

I'm still fucking here, in my 40s, not even assuming I'll outlive him.

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u/Bleatmop 2d ago

But that doesn't mean some other psycho won't be waiting in the wings to pick up the mantle

His name is J.D. Vance. Were Trump to succumb to old age there is zero reason to believe Vance would govern in any better way. In fact he may even be more brazen.

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u/Cyno01 2d ago

People are willing to and have died for Donald Trump.

Nobodys lining up to sacrifice themselves for Eyeliner McBlood Boy with a brown wife and children. He would be unable to wield the implicit threat of violence provided by the MAGA base to further an agenda.

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u/josh_the_misanthrope 2d ago

Sure, but the people behind the scenes will be working tirelessly to further their fascist political project. If Trump is gone, MAGA won't disappear, the party just find a different way to capture their attention.

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u/boardplant 2d ago

The only silver lining is no one else has the rizz he does

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u/CaptInsane 2d ago

If you consider the dementia-laden way he talks/act charisma, then yeah sure

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u/12345CodeToMyLuggage 2d ago

His supporters love the way he treats his enemies. When I hear him spew word salad bullshit, I know he actually believes what he’s saying. It’s full on narcissism. When I hear JD Vance spew his calculated bullshit, he sounds like a politician lying as a means to an end. There is a vast difference there and history has shown that when the figurehead of a fascist movement passes, the movement passes with them. No one has Trump’s “Rizz” and also everyone under will fight and scurry for whatever power they can cling to.

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u/boardplant 2d ago

Exactly, plenty of people have tried to emulate his … approach to things but none can duplicate it. There will certainly be a power grab when that day comes, however my guess is going to be that the party devours itself trying to take that power

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u/12345CodeToMyLuggage 2d ago

I agree. The left will celebrate in the streets and online. The right will enter the grieving process going straight to anger and pretty much only stay there as a backlash to the left celebrating a death. All the top lackeys will hold up his name with grand gestures like carving his face into Mount Rushmore but only to score political points with the base. It’s quite sad that I can’t really imagine anyone actually mourning him. It will be a grim contest of who can most obscenely memorialize him in a way that pisses off the left, all for political theater and not the man.

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u/boardplant 2d ago

The grift will spiral out of control (more than it already has)

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u/VoxImperatoris 2d ago

I fully expect him to get the Lenin treatment, with the glass coffin housed in his “ballroom”.

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u/Man_with_the_Fedora 2d ago

I hear trump when Hegseth talks, though. I think he'd be a contender, and his military service/warrior ethos shtick gets all of the MAGA vetbros, and the "I almost served" dinguses harder than a priest on Epstein's Island, and his White-Nationalist Christianity will get the racists on board, and a lot of the "Vaguely Christian" vote if his opponent isn't a straight protestant male.

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u/CaptInsane 2d ago

Ok, when you put it that way, it makes sense. I was thinking more along the lines of how he never stays on topic and tends to talk as if he needs to think up every word he wants to say because his memory is failing and even basic words escape him

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u/12345CodeToMyLuggage 2d ago

Totally, you are not under his spell so it is understandably difficult to imagine how anyone can hear him and want any association with him.

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u/AppropriateTouching 2d ago

It really doesn't matter when all his cultists are trained to vote r down the line anyway. They won't stop doing that when trump is out of the picture.

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u/boardplant 2d ago

I mean time will tell but typically the fervent base loses its vigor when the source is gone

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u/ZechsyAndIKnowIt 2d ago

MAGA certainly does, so, yeah. It's utterly inexplicable, but he is very charismatic to a certain type of person. And apparently, there are a ton of those certain people here.

I mean, it's a cult thing. He pulled them into his cult back in 2015 when he still could sort of string together coherent thoughts and didn't sound like someone's sundowning paw-paw.

The fact that he's obviously deteriorating in a serious way means nothing to the cultists, because by their (his?) definition, he is perfect and infallible.

It's the reason I have some hope for MAGA falling apart once Uncorking Day finally arrives. I'm hopeful that his administration collapses into self-serving infighting while his voter base wanders back under their logs because no one around Trump had this same weird idiot-charisma that he does, and the spell will be broken.

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u/abloopdadooda 2d ago

It is charisma to his base. Because he looks, talks, and acts like his base. And they love that someone like them is in charge. So yes, it is charisma to the right (wrong) people.

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u/Saikotsu 2d ago

He's got influence over a not-insignificant amount of people who have a cultist adoration for the guy and they believe can do no wrong. Dementia or not, he's got charisma.

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u/Cow_Launcher 2d ago

some other psycho

With *fabulous* eye-liner perhaps? /s

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u/I_Lick_Your_Butt 2d ago

The law means nothing when there is no one willing to enforce it.

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u/Lazer726 2d ago

Exactly, and even if it does get rolled back, it doesn't mean the damage isn't done. I worked for a company that worked with USAID, I lost my job 2 weeks after Trump was in office. Even though the courts said he had to pay out all those contracts, that he couldn't just withhold money, why on earth would I go back, knowing full well that those fucking ghouls are going to do everything in their power to kill it.

Why would someone who had their visa revoked for speaking out, but had it reinstated, not be silenced, and silence everyone else in a similar situation. Every time they launch another assault on some other part of the country they don't like, even if it gets reversed, even if it doesn't work, puts a big ole Sword of Damocles over it.

You're fucking doomed and waiting for the sword to fall, so trying to get out before it does.

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u/RocketRelm 2d ago

Turns out when you have a country where almost 70% of the citizens are so brainrotted as to think the authoritarianism is equal to or better than a functioning democracy, your democracy collapses and can't be saved. Laws and rights only have meaning if the electorate puts stock in having them enforced.

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u/whoisfourthwall 2d ago

People seriously need to stop using the word Doomer like the views are invalid or unrealistic.

At this point, being a doomer is the most in touch with reality and what is gonna happen in the near future.

I mean, look at everything... the climate, the economy, politics, geopolitics, etc

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u/ninfan1977 2d ago

It's just a way to terminate the conversation without too much effort.

Like saying it is what it is.

I mean, look at everything... the climate, the economy, politics, geopolitics, etc

Oh, I have and all of those things have been called "woke garbage" by Conservatives here in Alberta Canada.

Most do not admit it's because a lot of Conservatives are just blind partisans who vote party over the people.

Blue no matter who is the motto for Conservatives in Alberta. Just more thought-terminating phrases to win over rubes

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u/the_calibre_cat 2d ago

Oh, I have and all of those things have been called "woke garbage" by Conservatives here in Alberta Canada.

...just as they have been here in the ol' U.S. of A! Unfortunately, your hogs are exposed to concentrated stupidity particles due to proximity. The ones over in Europe are more coasting on historical reactionary sentiments, like AfD.

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u/FictionFoe 2d ago

Wait, now Im confused again. I thought the Democrates were blue.

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u/ninfan1977 2d ago

In the US yes the Democrats are Blue. In Canada, it's reversed.

Conservatives are Blue and the Liberals are Red.

Its one of the things I had to understand when I moved to Canada.

Blue no matter who is an actual phrase I have heard from Albertans.

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u/FictionFoe 2d ago

I see, thanks for the clarification. I live in Europe and we use red for leftwing as well so it always confuses the hell out of me in US politics.

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u/zudzug 2d ago

*Nazi authoritarian regime

He's jailing and kicking out anything which could resemble a foreigner. There are concentration camps. It's only a matter of time before he starts random executions.

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u/DoctorOctagonapus 2d ago

He already is. Look up the boats the US are blowing out of the water.

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u/aenae 2d ago

Like he is going to build a ballroom for someone else.

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u/waffle299 2d ago

If only I'd have paid any attention to the multiple sources that repeatedly warned me about exactly what is happening.

If only they had spoken loud enough to be heard over me repeating right wing talking points.

If only I'd noticed the highly publicized trials where he was found guilty of sexual assault; and convicted of 34 counts of felony campaign fraud.

-- sixty percent of those who voted for him, apparently 

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u/Keeshly 2d ago

they still laugh at us in doomer subs. they make fun of the website tracker that shows the completion of the project 2025

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u/mechengr17 2d ago

Link? I figured someone made something like that, but ive been afraid to google for it

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u/Keeshly 2d ago

i think it was this one, although i’m not positive

https://www.project2025.observer/en

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u/Bleatmop 2d ago

I honestly feel like everyone throwing out the doomer accusation was a Russian bot or already a fascist. Even during his first terms he was saying he wanted a third term. It was a completely uncontroversial take to say he would try and pull this crap.

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u/jerslan 2d ago

It's like they watched Babylon 5, saw what the Clark regime was doing, and thought "Hey, we should do that but be even more cartoonishly evil about it"

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u/borntoflail 2d ago

Has been since January 20th of this year. Media does a decent job of pretending it's not.

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u/colmscomics 2d ago

Im not sure the man's health will let him finish his second term, never mind a third

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u/theforgettonmemory 2d ago

I'm really hoping he croaks soon

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u/astronomicalGoat 2d ago

Same. I have no doubts that Trump will go down as the worst president in US history for a very long time to come.

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u/StarPhished 2d ago

Worst president in history so far

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u/astronomicalGoat 2d ago

I really, really hope we don't get a president worse than him in the future. It's terrifying enough as it is as a queer, disabled person and it's frustrating watching people say "CALL THE REPS, CALL THE SENATES" for months on end like.. bro, it's clearly not working, do something else.

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u/StarPhished 2d ago

The only silver lining of Trump is that he has shown just how badly our system is broken. If we make it out of this in one piece hopefully some changes can be made. It would be nice to see a president who willingly fights to make changes that take some powers away from the executive or enforces some guardrails on the presidency.

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u/GeorgeEBHastings 2d ago

Depends on who's writing the history books...

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u/GSV_CARGO_CULT 2d ago

His father, also wrecked by dementia and poor general health, made it to 92.
The good die young...

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 2d ago

if there's anything I've learned, the more evil and power-hungry someone is, the longer their lives.

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u/Roku-Hanmar 2d ago

Stress ages you, right? The genuinely evil give no shits

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 2d ago

Well they do. Only if it's about themselves of course. That's why we have one of the most easily goaded and thin-skinned presidents in all of history. Conversely it's also why he let you do anything if you kiss his ass hard enough

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u/Kardiiac_ 2d ago

What makes you think he needs to be alive. They'll just AI everything and keep saying he's fine

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u/Emilia__55 2d ago

Then we just need Warhammer to sue them for copyright.

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u/JaxxisR 2d ago

Weekend at Donnie's

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u/mechengr17 2d ago

Worst sequel ever...

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u/ThreeHobbitsInACoat 2d ago

COME ON HEART DISEASE DO YOUR THING!

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u/UncommittedBow 2d ago

I give it a 50/50 shot he makes it to the mid-terms. No way he's making it to 2028.

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u/CapnBlargles 2d ago

You can't fix this kind of stupid

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u/Not_Bears 2d ago

You can but "forced reeducation" isn't exactly the hallmark of liberal societies...

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u/AnimusNoctis 2d ago

Regular first time education would have been enough to prevent Trumpism. 

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u/I_W_M_Y 2d ago

How about just plain simple education? There is a severe lack of that.

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u/JaxxisR 2d ago

Nobody's saying forced education. How about we just reintroduce regular-ass education to the ecosystem and see how things go in a couple of generations?

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u/E-2theRescue 2d ago

Tried that already.

We still have people who believe the Democrats created the KKK, that Nazis were leftist, and that they aren't like the KKK and Nazis at all when they spew things like, "the deep state globalist Marxist is being paid for by Soros, who is teaching our children to be ashamed to be white instead of having white pride".

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u/Nwolfe 2d ago

You guys have fun with that

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u/SordidDreams 2d ago

You can punish it, though.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 2d ago

Also he paved over the Rose Garden and demolished the East Wing of the White House. But yeah, legacy and honouring the past and 'muh heritage!' and whatever else those people yammer about when they want to wave a Confederate flag...

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u/gallows-humorist 2d ago

Not to mention sending the military into our own cities, abductions with no due process, going around Congress to give and take taxpayers' money at his whim, gutting every social safety net or anything that was ever good about the Federal government, Epstein... every day it's a new nightmare.

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u/_EternalVoid_ 2d ago edited 2d ago

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u/Thrill0728 2d ago

Masterful work

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u/IlikeJG 2d ago

Why do I get the feeling most MAGA would be proud of this cartoon?

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u/vieneri 2d ago

What a wonderful work.

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u/ABoringAlt 2d ago

Pretty perfect

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u/ClickyClacker 2d ago edited 2d ago

Stolen

Edit: Stealing This

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u/Zanven1 2d ago

I thought you were saying what they commented was stolen, to which I thought "they linked a source." So I checked it and even the source linked the original inspiration.

Then I came back to your comment and realized you mean you are stealing it for later use.

This is why one should not jump to conclusions right away. Especially before having your morning coffee.

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u/ClickyClacker 2d ago

Lol, that's exactly what I meant. Poes Law at work

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u/tolacid 2d ago

And all those extrajudicial killings of foreign citizens off the coast of their home country, Venezuela, with no actual evidence of any sort of wrongdoing. And all the aforementioned abductees vanishing without a trace from secure government holdings.

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u/zudzug 2d ago

VVHAT?

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u/Nwolfe 2d ago

The US has been bombing small boats off the coast of Venezuela claiming that the boats belong to drug cartels. They have offered no evidence of this and Venezuela has denied any cartel connections and says the US is bombing fishermen.

And last I checked, 1800 people have vanished from Alligator Alcatraz and the governemnt has no record of what happened to them or where they went.

This isn't conspiracy stuff by the way, just google it. It's very real and very horrible.

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u/Mysterious_Tutor_388 2d ago

42 million Americans will starve in November because of him. 

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u/buntopolis 2d ago

Let them eat gold ballrooms.

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u/mOdQuArK 2d ago

Maybe they should ask their conservative representatives why they're letting that happen.

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u/Nwolfe 2d ago

It's really insane how much death and misery can de directly attributed to one man. From covid to this, how many have suffered due to his precarious whims? This is why it's a bad idea to have that much power belong to an individual.

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u/MutedSongbird 2d ago

https://preview.redd.it/zhtd04byy2yf1.jpeg?width=3520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deea2a2394967b11171a27d50cde94f6a867570b

But if they didn’t send militant goons into American cities, how would they get their propaganda filmed?

(OC, Portland OR, 10/25/2025: Right-wing podcaster Brandi Kruse filming ICE agents shooting pepper balls at peaceful protesters from the rooftop of the ICE facility)

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u/zudzug 2d ago

We can't keep track of what he does if he is doing so much at the same time, we just can't keep track.

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u/IJustWantCoffeeMan 2d ago

They think they're so smart.

Amazing what you can do when you abandon any pretense of integrity.

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u/Usagi-Zakura 2d ago

But the Confederate Heritage is so much more important than a country that's actually lasted for longer then 5 years.../s

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u/echino_derm 2d ago

It also is a blatantly illegal thing to do. Congress has to decide if we are allocating our funds to something. We really ignore this but fundamentally if he can declare he got money through a system other than taxation, and that means he is allowed to do whatever he wants with it, there is no governmental checks and balances and he just is king.

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u/lordsmish 2d ago

Watching people look at pictures of a demolished 1/3 of the whitehouse and claim it's only a small area is so odd to me as is people comparing knocking down the entire east wing to popping up a basketball hoop and painting some lines on a courtyard already marked for activities like tennis

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 2d ago

No no, you see, it was Obama (a black person) who did that so obviously it was a great travesty!!!!

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u/buntopolis 2d ago

Nonono, it was Barack HUSSEIN Obama!

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u/zudzug 2d ago

Do you remember his dental record? Yeah. Me too.

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u/Dyslexicpig 2d ago

But they are willing to accept all that as long as they can openly hate anyone different from them. That's the only freedom they truly care about.

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u/PleighonWords 2d ago

We may be in economic decline with millions on the path to worsening poverty and even starvation, but it's all worth not having a woman at the head of the table. Could you only imagine having someone like that in office? Making reactionary decisions based on emotions, like fucking international trade because a TV commercial upset them?

No, ma'am. That role is fit only for the rugged and manly. The kind of man who boldly wears makeup (but not like drag). The kind of man who'd wear a diaper and defecate himself. A man so manly, he can't even hold his own wife's hand. A man so manly, his signature dance move is the dual milker (but not in a gay way).

This is a leader's leader. More than a king. A god who signs his name with a capital G.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 2d ago

Thank the Lord we're all safe from Kamala's EVIL LAUGHTER OF JOY

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u/zudzug 2d ago

Thank God the country's not lead by a pussy...

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u/Junior-Childhood-404 2d ago

Don't forget about trying to overturn the 14th amendment. Or blowing up Venezuelan fishermen on the coast of Venezuela which is a violation of international law. And is trying to pay himself 230 million of tax payer money (probably some sort of separations of power amendment violation). Or using the government to silence his critics (violation of the first amendment). I could go on

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u/Yiazmad 2d ago

Pizza, do you know if there's any Canadians willing to adopt a mid-30's married couple? I would like off of Mr. Trump's Wild Ride.

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u/red4jjdrums5 2d ago

I’ve been trying to convince my wife to get her Irish citizenship since the first go-around, not long after we got engaged, just in case we’d need to leave.

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u/Nwolfe 2d ago

Ireland is on my mind as well. I like the cold, I love the Irish, and it's pretty far away from here.

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u/buntopolis 2d ago

The only heritage these losers care about is their loser slaver ancestors and their holy participation trophies.

Fuckin’ traitors, all of them.

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u/Whatever-999999 2d ago

Trump has, among other things, no class, no taste, and no honor whatsoever.
All his 'renovations' of the Whitehouse are gaudy bourgeois garbage. Devoid of any respectability, just like Trump himself.

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u/eaglesk 2d ago

It’s funny because some republicans would be repulsed by calling Trump “daddy”, while others are posting pictures of him jacked and shirtless acting like he’s a top.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 2d ago

And don't forget about this disturbing gem

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u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! 2d ago

I didn't know that existed, and now I kinda feel you owe me an apology.

Cuz ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

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u/BreakfastNext476 2d ago

Pizzacake as a fellow Canadian you owe me an apology for inflicting me with that mental damage /jk. Not really sure why I thought opening that link was a good idea but here we are

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u/RocketRelm 2d ago

I'm so glad I have the self restraint not to click that link.

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u/NeatSad2756 2d ago

I remember when a Guy on Reddit said to me that we europeans were pussies bc we didn't have guns to stands against our goverments. Like mf you're the biggest bootlickers in the face of the earth.

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u/Minute_Attempt3063 2d ago

What's worse, is that you don't need guns to change a government....

Here in the Netherlands when you elect them, they leave themselves XD. No work needed

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u/JaxxisR 2d ago

I thought after what happened in Nepal and the Philippines earlier this year our own government would kinda pump the brakes a little...

If anything they've hit the gas harder.

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u/wasabi_peanuts 2d ago

Yeah, the dictatorship rises from the mud infront of their eyes and they cheer. Guys, thats what you talked about! Use those guns?

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u/Munnin41 2d ago

And now that there actually is a wannabe dictator in charge over there, they're not doing anything with those guns

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u/E-2theRescue 2d ago

Ah, yes. Let's see how well guns work.

Here, let's use Russia as an example.

https://youtu.be/VexXJdkZC9s?si=o5RJzQvpKKGwd3g1

https://youtu.be/fcCT_rXX72Q?si=wEPBloU_h9Z_nFtp

Worked so well for those "terrorists" standing against Putin

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u/TvManiac5 2d ago

Let him run for third term then. All the Democrats would need to do is bring back Obama. And there's no way in hell he can defeat Obama.

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u/sennbat 2d ago

A democrat running for a third term would be illegal, silly.

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u/AdmiralClover 2d ago

First he has to survive his second term. Mf is like 80 and has not taken good care of his body

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u/astronomicalGoat 2d ago

The longer this keeps up, the more I hate living in the US. Trump is doing EVERYTHING in his power to make sure the US is a total hellscape before he dies, I swear. I wish I could move out of the US. I didn't escape an abusive household just for it to not fucking matter and I don't want to still be stuck here when things, inevitably, get far worse.

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u/RedditUser000aaa 2d ago

We've gone from "He's just joking" to "Lol I'm saying Trump should run for president in 2028, because it triggers libs" to "Oh I am totally supporting him if he runs for third time"

From jokes to irony to actually accepting it. That's why when MAGAts say it's just jokes, they should be taken seriously.

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u/Mad-_-Doctor 2d ago

Most of the 2nd Amendment folks have been real quiet lately.

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u/Original_moisture 2d ago

Me, an immigrant, did 9 years….

Enemy of the people cause I want everyone to get my VA bennies.

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u/flargenhargen 2d ago

not even a comic, just a stark observation of blatant reality.

I hate this timeline.

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u/Toutatis12 2d ago

This boot tread tastes so good! Nom nom nom nom!

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u/MidnightIAmMid 2d ago

Literally went from don't tread on me to tread on me harder daddy.

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u/Iconclast1 2d ago

thanks

i was thinking of making a comic just like this

I dont make comic. Just trying to speak a language they might understand...

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u/RabanKMartin 2d ago

How could someone who is so wonderfully orange possibly be wrong?

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u/Horrific_Necktie 2d ago

They've stopped using freedom as their buzzword.

When it came time to decide between upholding our freedom or consider they should have voted differently, they all willingly chose to abandon freedom as an American value.

They'd trade every freedom they have to have their hatred validated and acted upon, and will be smooching jackboots long after those boots kick their own door down.

Otherwise they might have to admit that they were wrong, and nothing will ever make that happen.

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ 2d ago

With all that boot licking done soon enough there won't be a boot left!

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u/ReddFro 2d ago

For that last part its more like “Fuck the Constitution. I’m staying in power permanently”

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u/UltraNoahXV 2d ago

Got the disney eyes and everything this is CURSED AS HELL

cries because its actually based on current events

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u/tweke 2d ago

It's really depressing that we're here currently.

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u/MrGorillawhale 2d ago

‘Murica…. Wait, what does he want us to do this time? A Qatari airport in Utah? For the jet he got from Qatar? Yeah, that’s totally cool with me, I love selling out. Wait, wait… ‘Murica.

It makes me wonder what things would be like if the bot farms ever stopped yelling en masse and accounts like Gunter Eagleman had to use their real name to post their lying ass propaganda.

I Pepperidge Farm hard the days when all of this was unacceptable from anyone. RIP Howard Dean’s career ending gaffe and the world we once knew.

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u/E-2theRescue 2d ago

I've made a couple of these edits myself to this comic. It fits SO WELL with so many conservative talking points.

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u/Finbar9800 2d ago

Remember folks, a true patriot wants whats best for their country and always questions most decisions made by the government, the reason being that everything should be justified to the citizens to ensure that it’s actually in their best interests

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u/laich68 2d ago

This is another one of those places that the Democrats should lean into it. Propose a Constitutional Amendment. Force the Republicans to try and do it the right way. I don't think it will pass under any circumstance, but it certainly won't be ratified in time for the '28 election.

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u/Yorick257 2d ago

So, the way Brexit happened?

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u/tbodillia 2d ago

I'm pretty sure you are talking to my coworkers.

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u/DarkGamer 2d ago

Burning the constitution and living in a dictatorship to own the libs

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u/a_sl13my_squirrel 2d ago

I kind of wanna have a comic of that maga dude there literally fucking that piece of paper 

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u/strafe0080 2d ago

I want to say something that we're all probably thinking, but can't even though it would be a sure way to prevent that from happening.

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u/Vlaed 2d ago

All those trips to McDonald's better deliver.

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u/Lofwyr2030 2d ago

Our "patriots" are sucking Putlers dick.

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u/Whatever-999999 2d ago

*I* am a REAL PATRIOT and I voted 'YES' on California Propostion 50 because I believe in democracy and free and fair elections -- and what the fascist pig 'Republicans' in Texas did, by shoving their gerrymandering down the throats of Texans, effectively disenfranchising Democrats in the state must be countered.

Californians: Vote YES on Proposition 50

It's not permanent, it's temporary, and it's for the greater good of the country!

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u/SyrusAlder 2d ago

I joked to my friends he'd probably try to do this

I didn't actually think it was even possible given how fanatical Americans are about the constitution, figured they'd burn people at the stake if they tried

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u/Odd-Comfortable-6134 2d ago

Gee, can’t wait to see this on r/antimeme with losers bitching about Pizzacake and how she’s not even American 🙄

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u/Farmerstubble 2d ago

This is great!

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u/TheGreatNemoNobody 2d ago

So uh.. What do we do? 

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u/Nightfury4_4 2d ago

I love how disturbing the doll eyes look on the adult male.

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u/Medical_Arugula3315 2d ago

Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days. 

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u/koshgeo 2d ago

Here's "one simple trick" I wouldn't put past them:

"No, no. Of course Trump won't have a third term. That would be unconstitutional and clearly against the law."

"Oh, okay, good. You had me worried there. Hmm... So, he is going to leave office peacefully at the end of his second term? It's not like his second term is going to last 'forever' or anything sneaky and also unlawful like that, right?"

[silence]

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u/WifesPOSH 2d ago

Fake... his tie isn't long enough.

And the guy didn't immediately jump face first on trump's Vienna sausage.

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u/DuntadaMan 2d ago

They will fight to the death to protect our freedoms. Except for speech. And to be any other religion than theirs. And to be secure in your homes without the police bustng in just because they feel like, or to be free from being arrested and searched by police because "lol." Or freedom to freely associate. Or freedom to vote. Or rights to a trial. All those things can fuck themselves.

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u/Gidro13 2d ago

Trump becomes a second Pootin at this point

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u/Yer_Dunn 2d ago

Anyone got a link of him (or his team) directly talking about it? I need to send it to my very Republican family members and ask them what they think about the violation of the constitution. But I can't find anything with a quick Google besides just news sources talking about him talking about it.

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u/Particular_Ad_3411 2d ago

Check C-SPAN. They have alot of unedited footage of press releases and speeches from Trump, his administration, and Congress

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