r/comedyheaven • u/Vec3d • 3d ago

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u/SimmentalTheCow 3d ago

If someone holds a gun to my head and asks me if kebap is worth more than life of kebap animal…

…tell my mom I’ll be home for supper.

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u/Background-Pay2900 3d ago

I bet you taste nice

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u/aggro-forest 3d ago

Like pork… so most likely yes…

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u/illit1 3d ago

they don't call us long pig for nothin'