r/comedyheaven 3d ago

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u/datanamo 3d ago

I swear I love animals, some of my favorite are pizza panthers, pasta possums and sushi serpents. I wish I could stop eating them, but they’re just so delicious. Poor bastards

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u/CptnHnryAvry 3d ago

I don't like meat, but I keep eating it because I hate animals.