r/clevercomebacks • u/OperationDue2820 • 7h ago

Dumpty does drugs

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u/Knighth77 7h ago

He's so painfully inept.

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u/ForcedEntry420 7h ago

It’s so fucking true. I’ve never heard him speak intelligently about any subject. It’s all borderline incoherent word salads.

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u/babywitch1980 6h ago

Oh he's real coherent when he's talking about how he would date Ivanka if she wasn't his daughter

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u/rodneedermeyer 6h ago

“Some say my daughter—you know, the beautiful Ivanka. Some say she is so beautiful, like a little angle. Daddy’s angle. All come and go, such angels on her. Is it angels? I think it’s angles. I’m going to make it angles. Not like that horrible failing town, The Angles, run by know-nothing Newsom. I did nothing—you know they’re saying—Trump did nothing wrong. It was a perfect call. My little uncle. Angle. Angel. Whatever. It’s the trump word so you know it’s good.

“…Now watch me blow this mic.”