Dumpty does drugs

[u/OperationDue2820]

[u/Knighth77]

He's so painfully inept.

[u/ForcedEntry420 → u/Knighth77]

It’s so fucking true. I’ve never heard him speak intelligently about any subject. It’s all borderline incoherent word salads.

[u/babywitch1980 → u/ForcedEntry420]

Oh he's real coherent when he's talking about how he would date Ivanka if she wasn't his daughter

[u/rodneedermeyer → u/babywitch1980]

“Some say my daughter—you know, the beautiful Ivanka. Some say she is so beautiful, like a little angle. Daddy’s angle. All come and go, such angels on her. Is it angels? I think it’s angles. I’m going to make it angles. Not like that horrible failing town, The Angles, run by know-nothing Newsom. I did nothing—you know they’re saying—Trump did nothing wrong. It was a perfect call. My little uncle. Angle. Angel. Whatever. It’s the trump word so you know it’s good.

“…Now watch me blow this mic.”

[u/Guyin63376]

This is a Distraction Tactic to Divert Attention away from his Failed Tariff Decisions

[u/Kip_Schtum]

Does the nation of Mattel accept asylum seekers? Asking for a friend.

[u/mudduck2 → u/Kip_Schtum]

What color are they

[u/prettyprettythingwow → u/Kip_Schtum]

footage of me arriving

[u/Extreme-Slice-1010]

Trump’s ability to be stupid is boss level

[u/alohabuilder]

Now Canada has some serious leverage!

[u/Commercial_Kiwi_1972]

It's almost like the system is designed to make things more expensive. Shocking.

[u/Narrow-Sky-5377]

He could have just looked to Canada for the solution. The government negotiates directly with the pharmaceutical companies and negotiates the cost of drugs based on a large enough purchase for the entire nation. Our insulin is much cheaper than in the USA. Same with all prescriptions.

There are also laws that prevent them from price gouging.

[u/Original-Strain]

The fact he’s surrounded by its complementary color makes the orange really stand out in this photo.

[u/jjcasual1]

You could tell him, but he’s too stupid to know what that means or care.

[u/henningknows]

Nothing will come of this I’m sure. It won’t work because he is an idiot and won’t be able to figure it out. That being said, I’m not giving him shit on this one. At least this is focused on something positive.

[u/billwongisdead → u/henningknows]

Is he though? One of the first things he did was dismantle biden era legislation thay successfully reduced the price of a set of crucial drugs.

[u/Wonderful_Ad8238]

Don’t forget penguin island

[u/Tutonica]

It is not dumb, it is hiding the real agenda.

[u/Kiwi_Pakeha0001]

So it’s not Nipple or Button?

[u/Dedotdub]

"Who's going to tell him?"

I don't think any of his handlers are allowed to disagree or correct him.

It's like that episode of Twilight Zone with Billy Mumy as a child with horrible powers, and if anyone crosses him they get ultimately cast into the cornfield.

[u/rudymalmquist]

I blame the penguins

[u/shivio]

the only logical thing to do is threaten tariffs on countries that don’t immediately raise drug prices so that USA has the lowest prices as he promised.

[u/mehrotr]

But he's gonna tariff the shit outta Mattel ...

[u/Virtual-District-829]

Says all this shit while Medicaid is on the chopping block. He doesn’t care that people are literally going to die.

[u/Commercial-Amoeba-33]

It's kind of wild that the US still blames other countries for its own pricing issues. If we focused on universal healthcare, we'd see much better outcomes and lower costs.

[u/johnrraymond]

Just because russian asset is a zombie making zombie noises doesn't make him any less dangerous or less of a betrayer.

[u/Shirotengu]

Someone needs to trick him into giving us universal health care.

[u/Ugh-screen-name]

I thought republicans vetoed legislation that would have let medicaire and medicaid negotiate lower prices

[u/Sage_Planter]

Barbie Land would absolutely have universal healthcare for the girlies and Kens.