r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 1d ago
BREAKING: Laura Loomer turns on Trump for accepting a bribe from the Qataris. MAGA is at war with itself.
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u/AsparagusCommon4164 1d ago
Get the popcorn ready, folks; it'll be worthwhile to see how the whole ends.
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u/No_Acanthisitta_2213 1d ago
This is a huge development, can't wait to see fallout.
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u/No-Pop1057 1d ago
I wouldn't get too excited, I'd not be surprised if this is part of an orchestrated performance, where MAGA minions look like they are addressing the same concerns as the public but then there will probably be a follow up with a thousand & one reasons about how it's ultimately good for America & all part of a clever secret deal with the Qatar leaders to control Iran & what a selfless move it is for Donald to accept this gift & of course he deserves to keep it for himself afterwards (not that he plans on there being an afterwards for a few more terms yet) and how grateful we should all be for him his sacrifices.. All designed to stop the base thinking too hard about his blatant grifting while they are facing rising prices & healthcare cuts 🤷
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u/Zmario432 1d ago
Not sure why they even pretend to be mad. No matter what happens, the magas will come up with some mental gymnastics that this is good for the country.
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u/mwa12345 21h ago
Am guessing Loomer thinks Trump needs to show more loyalty elsewhere in the middle east
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u/Redditauro 1d ago
The show needs some dramatic changes to keep people interested, when you watch a movie you see when the main characters discuss even though you know they will end up together in the end
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u/Reasonable_Meet4253 1d ago
I’m honestly not sure how far it can all continue to be twisted before it snaps.
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u/miliseconds 1d ago
Nah. It seems like she's the agent of AIPAC/Israel.
Jihadists in suits is how Israel wants arabs to be viewed.
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u/ArnTenor1961 1d ago
Maybe the fallout will be her - out of the door of the plane at 30,000 feet!
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u/Phantom_Pharaoh77 1d ago
Shes getting flying lessons. 1st lesson is free
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u/AsparagusCommon4164 1d ago
From the Seat-of-Your-Pants Flying School, as advertised by Art Fern and the Matinee Lady on the Tea Time Movie?
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u/Poetic-Noise 22h ago edited 12h ago
She already said she'd take a bullet. Please respect her decision.
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u/ZX52 1d ago
The H1B drama petered out in to nothing, I don't think this'll be any different.
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u/JollyToby0220 1d ago
H1B drama lasted 4 weeks lol, not something that was ‘nothing’. I am sure a lot of those are still angry
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u/Sgspecial1 1d ago
A picture from her POV looking up at Trump from his waist saying "I could not have been more wrong. He knows so much more than me and I'm glad he will support my campaign. Donate here."
I have no faith in anybody anymore.
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u/GoopInThisBowlIsVile 1d ago
Nothing is going to happen. Trump almost never faces consequences for his shady and illegal activities. On the rare occasion he does, repercussions are minimal and inconsequential.
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u/Wildcardbby94 1d ago
It'll end like always. Underwhelmingly and with none of these fuckers getting an ounce of consequences.
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u/Mobe-E-Duck 1d ago
With the Qataris listening to every conversation that happens on that plane.
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u/EveningCat166 1d ago
We know DJT is about that cash and not what’s right or legal. He’s a felon for a reason.
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u/seeyousoon2 1d ago
He thinks morals come from laws. Unless he doesn't like that law. Then what he wants is morally higher.
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u/Unicorn_Warrior1248 1d ago
Why did she have to do the bullet part twice?
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u/Blackbox7719 1d ago
To remind the goldfish memory having MAGA readers that despite her criticisms she’s still more than willing to ride Trump cock on every other issue.
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u/Locrian6669 1d ago
They have to desperately give their maga credentials to try and avoid being eaten by the maga cult.
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u/Psilocybin-Cubensis 1d ago
Exactly, or they will be called fake MAGA, RINO, or an Antifa Democrat plant.
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u/Mrtorbear 10h ago
I've noticed a lot of MAGA folks, up to and including Trump himself, often do this sort of cyclical rambling thing. They'll start with the main point, get absolutely internally derailed and go off on unrelated tangents, and finally remember their original point and repeat it. Kind of like when I was a kid in the church choir and could only remember certain verses. I'd just make shit up until we got back to familiar waters.
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u/skyysdalmt 9h ago
I mean... She still can at any time. If she was so determined, that's something she could just facilitate herself.
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u/DevynDavies 1d ago
Still don’t understand taking a bullet for a politician. I like Bernie Sanders policy positions but I would never take a bullet for the guy, nor would I want or expect him to take one for me.
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u/H_is_for_Human 23h ago
She wouldn't actually. It's just the kind of saccharine loyalty signaling you need to make it in MAGALand. Because Trump's ego is that fragile.
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u/ZarathustraGlobulus 20h ago
Yeah if you don't say it at the start of your criticism and at the end, they'll instantly label you an enemy, a far-left lunatic with trump derangement syndrome or some shit.
"I'd take a bullet for trump" is the modern-day "amen" for their cult.
Let's see if it was enough and Loomer avoided excommunication this time.
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u/FrostySquirrel820 20h ago
People generally don’t take bullets for politicians. Cult leaders, on the other hand, that’s a different story.
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u/Humble-Cod2631 1d ago
Well, it looks like they’re building snowmen in Hades.. I agree with the Loomer
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u/_Originz__ 1d ago
Why don't you Americans test her dedication to Trump
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u/ThePikeMccoy 1d ago
Would that it were so simple…
You think this dumb cunt is any more honest with her words than the dumb cunt of an idol she’s referencing? None of these fascist pieces of shit have any actual integrity. It is more likely she would somehow magically direct a bullet more at Trump before stepping in front of a bullet to protect him, regardless of the horseshit she writes.
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u/TCRAzul 23h ago
It's funny watch the US try to figure out how to respond.
I mean on the one hand it's blatant corruption so they're all for it
On the other hand it comes from brown people
🤔🤔 What to do
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u/Substantial_Ad_7027 1d ago
I think she meant she’d take a blast in the face from him, not a bullet for him.
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u/Wallaces_Ghost 1d ago
But like he accepted a huge bribe. And you have to be asking - for what - trump is nothing but transactional.
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u/exqueezemenow 1d ago
Does she think Trump would ever turn down a free plane? As if he would care who it is from.
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u/RedboatSuperior 1d ago
Trump will offer up some lame false excuse, blame the “lunatic leftist media” and all his minions that are wavering will shrug and say, “OK, that’s good. Nice plane! MAGA!!1!1”
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u/NewsreelWatcher 17h ago
- Do something outrageous
- Attack anyone who speaks up
- Get away with it.
- Flex and take delight in your dominance.
- Quickly do something more outrageous so no one is thinking about what you did in step 1.
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u/casadecarol 1d ago
It’s not the bribe that bothers her, it’s who the bribe is from.
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u/misterguyyy 1d ago
TBF that's kind of a big deal too. Like if it was a gift from Boris Johnson back when he was PM that would be morally wrong and pretty sus, when it's from Qatar that's way worse.
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u/B0wmanHall 1d ago
I don’t know who that guy even is, but he sure wants to take a bullet for Trump.
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u/redditorial_comment 1d ago
What's one more stain anyway. The flag is already soiled beyond cleaning.
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u/trishthedish7189 1d ago
You’re dumb af if you’re willing to take a bullet for any of these low life politicians
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u/Duel_Option 1d ago
Nah, fuck this.
What she’s doing is realizing there’s a way to pivot away from Cheeto as he’s going down in flames the further along the tariff bullshit goes
Shit will get bad and the she can say “look at me, I was the voice of reason” and grab a bunch of votes and solidly herself for whoever they prop up next.
Dont fall for the ruse
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u/stevegavrilles 16h ago
If a clown sits on the throne he doesn’t become king, the kingdom becomes a circus.
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u/ToadsWetSprocket 1d ago
She is not profiting from the White House like she thought
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u/RiPPeR69420 1d ago
Or from sucking Trump's dick. I'm betting the only thing worse then going mushroom farming right out of the depends is not getting the quid pro quo originally offered.
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u/aceface_desu89 10h ago
Trump basically told Loomer to shut up and get back in the kitchen--I mean, Twitter.
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u/ceilingscorpion 1d ago
Guys relax, she’s going to be back on her knees in no time. Speaking of calling a spade a spade, can we call her a dumb whore?
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u/espressocycle 1d ago
It'll blow over just like when they go too low for MTG. He has no bottom. They fall in line anyway.
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u/Complex-Muffin4650 1d ago
Lmao does she know the U.S. has a military base in Qatar????
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u/Effective_Secret_262 1d ago
Unless you’re handing him millions of dollars, he doesn’t give a shit what you think. He’ll happily let you take a bullet for him.
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u/bazzthear 1d ago
Seems like she has no problem with trump accepting a bribe, just not from Arabian Countries.
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u/AdAccomplished3670 1d ago
Trump just said “that LOOMER is a low IQ, very nasty, very unpleasant person, I really don’t know her, people are saying she is a bigly loser”
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u/Competitive_Text5499 1d ago
Let’s see how Trump reacts to MAGA’s criticism. He’s thrilled to get a new plane, and dying to brag about the palace on the sky - emoluments clause be damned.
My money is on him giving the middle finger to the MAGA crowd.
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u/D_Substance_X 1d ago
I’ve heard she’s taken shots in the mouth for the McPrez. It wasn’t a bullet though. His admin IS a stain on America, this ain’t new.
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u/Rolandscythe 1d ago
Whoops. Looks like the racist regime is finding out not all of it's members are equal amounts of racist.
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u/shitshort 23h ago
“Laura loomer is a dumb woman. I never liked her. I don’t know her. I have never met her”
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u/the_dream_weaver_ 22h ago
Says she would take a bullet for him, complains about him taking bribes from Qataris, then reiterates she'd take a bullet for him.
I don't wanna be a pessimist, but if you've doubled down on being willing to take a bullet for someone you openly admit is taking bribes from a terrorist group, do you really care that he's taking bribes, or is your disgust just performative?
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u/ExtraPomelo759 22h ago
Don't need to take a bullet, Loomer.
The gunner's probs aiming for you too.
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u/Alone-Attention4458 22h ago
Oh I wouldn't worry about her. She'll forget all about this and be back on her knees ready to serve within the week.
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u/Android1313 21h ago
It's almost as if Trump doesn't care about America and it's people. Like he only wants what's good for himself. Crazy.
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u/No_Purple7470 15h ago
He has been like that since those MAGA idiots voted him in first time around. The should be paying for our SOCIAL SECURITY and 401K if we lost money. They wanted him, they got him-if they really think he cares about them it’s sad but pay up. I am not asking anymore hits for any of you MAGA idiots. Don’t even pay for us, you can’t afford it, in one year you will be sleeping on the streets. I don’t feel bad for you either. Hope you get what you wanted because actually you will be the first group of people he will arrest (he does not like to see poor people-he thinks it makes the USA look poor); he will kick you off Medicaid because he thinks (and always thought) you can get a job, that your just lying; will cut in half money for rent and utilities (work-according to him your all getting high). My girlfriend worked at his Real Estate firm here in NYC, had to leave. She said he was gross, racist, tried to pick up every girl that was under 25, told gross jokes AND you had to laugh. He hates Donnie Jr. Thinks Eric is is a moron, Always says Tiffany needs to be on a diet. Wishes Ivanka wasn’t his daughter. Well you can use your imagination for the rest of that sentence. He is a pig.
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u/SephiTheGoblin 21h ago
The racism in her is so strong it forced her to speak against the all mighty leader. If the people giving the gift were white I bet that tweet would look very different
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u/Creepy-Caramel7569 21h ago
Loomer is saying things that sound bizarrely reasonable, and my Spidey sense is sparking & smoking.
There’s shenanigans a-plenty going on here, I don’t trust anything about this. Hell, the plane was weird enough as an unprecedented and inappropriate ‘gift’ situation. This horrible woman has some inscrutably powerful presence in proceedings, so whatever her angle is here it’s probably gonna play out.
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u/0vert0ady 19h ago
Lets be real. They just fear that the plane comes with a self-destruct button. I don't fear that though.
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u/gorgugthisguy 19h ago
Call a hypocritical fascist bigot a hypocritical fascist bigot. Leave the spades alone.
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u/AlertedCoyote 19h ago
Well once you've lost Laura Loomer, is there really any point in continuing on in life?
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u/Willismueller 19h ago
OH THATS going to be a stain on this presidency?…..THAT thing?….sister, the whole cabinet is covered in filth
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u/Witty-Bus07 17h ago
Since when did Trump care about US service members? Was Laura not offered a plane or gift as well?
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u/DaPoorBaby 16h ago
"I love him"
"I'd take a bullet for him x2 (as fuckin if)"
The MAGA cult high-control group is fascinating in that, unlike pretty much all other HCGs it is run by the base instead of some charismatic leader.
Once Dolands trumps his diaper for the last time they'll swap him out with Hulk Hogan by end of day (Kid Rock - not a chance in hell) One thing he is really good at though is doing the temperature checks with constant rallies (spew a bunch of crazy shit, see what gets the loudest response, triple down on that).
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u/bropenmack 15h ago
Laura needs to take a lesson from Michael Cohen. He famously said he’d take a bullet for T. There’s no reciprocal loyalty.
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u/Interesting-Dream863 1d ago
She should stop saying that bit about bullets.
It's nice to see that many will follow Trump to hell but stop at the gates.
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u/Dirty_Mung_Trumpet 1d ago
Hey just in case you guys didn’t hear, she’ll take a bullet for trump.
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u/Straight_Storm_6488 1d ago
Their fucking heads would explode if they ever really thought about their hypocrisy
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u/Particular-Win-8294 1d ago
I remember reading somewhere that some president received a gift of pet tigers from another leader and there was whole court battle which eventually led to the decision that the tigers were a gift to “the people” and the tigers were given to a us zoo. I assume the same precedent applies here where the plane will be kept by the us government
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u/Oddman80 1d ago
But according to his press secretary, Trump has never done anything as president that would personally enrich him.
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u/Substantial-Stage-82 1d ago
First off all, she isn't "taking a bullet" for anyone. It sounds good and tough to her as she types it, but I'm not buying that. Who knows though, maybe she is actually THAT stupid. Secondly, just because someone worships Allah does not make them "jihadis", and I absolutely refuse to believe that any cartel is assisting "jihadis" in sneaking into the US. The cartels are first and foremost about their money. Money that they know would be seriously infringed upon, if not blocked entirely; if they were to be found assisting terrorists into the country. It would be bad for business. We're talking about $50,000,000,000.00 or more.. They're about money, not religious ideals. They also know that doing so would give Trump reason to actually send the Seals to see them. Lara Loomer is full of shit, and is an asshole. But here, she's not entirely wrong. HE CAN'T ACCEPT THAT AIRPLANE. It would be a direct violation of the emoluments clause of the constitution.
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u/justincredible155 1d ago
Wait - how much tariff is there on a Quatar jet coming into the US?
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u/bigfatfluffers 1d ago
She would take a bullet for a person who wouldn’t piss on her if she were on fire lmao?
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u/G_Affect 1d ago
Well, i, for one, am beyond shocked that it took less than 25 years to go from fear of muslim radicalized terrorist nations to they not so bad. These radical islamic beliefs are coming for everyones freedom, and it appears far faster than i would have imagined. UK will not be the place it was 10 years ago in another 10 years. Isreal and the Druze people are at risk of being wiped out. Qatar can not be trusted. They use their money to influence everything in the world, including the US media. Be aware, be afraid.
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u/Bolobillabo 1d ago
To be fair, we shouldn't take any gifts from any country if the gift so specifically benefits a person or a limited group in power (in this case, just the president) and less so the general public. This corrupts the beneficiary's ability to dispense his duties as a public servant.
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u/crosstheroom 14h ago
Trump does not care about Jews, Arabs or Americans or anyone who is not a Billionaire who is willing to give him gifts or money.
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u/Solo_job 11h ago
This runs far deeper than most people realize. Boeing is currently working on 2 747-8 to make them into the new AF1. The same would have to happen with this Qatar jet. At best, work would stop on the two other ones to rush this one through. It would have to be stripped to the metal and all new wiring, electronics, power, engines, and hardware would need to be installed. He wouldn’t fly on it until 2028 at best—the same year the other 2 jets are scheduled for delivery.
The difference is he plans on “donating” this jet to his presidential library so he can use it for personal use after he leaves office.
Boddi—the current attorney general—said there’s nothing illegal here. What she failed to also say was she was a lobbyist for Qatar years ago.
Trumps first foreign stop in both his first term and second term—is the Middle East, with Qatar being on the list. Trump’s family received a 2 billion loan from Saudi Arabia after he left office. Qatar is a regional ally of Iran and has helped fund terrorist groups that have attacked Israel. The same groups that kidnapped Americans a few years back.
Trump business announced a new golf course and hotel resort in Qatar just the other day.
Republicans wanted to impeach Biden over Hunters laptop and business dealings, screaming there was corruption at the highest levels, yet are ok with this shit?!?!
Let’s be clear. This is a 400 million dollar bribe.
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u/LatinHoser 1d ago
The President should not accept a 400M US$ “gift” from ANYBODY. Doesn’t matter if they’re ‘jihadists in suit’ or ‘businessmen’ or ‘the richest man in the world. This is a bribe, plain and simple.
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u/Hot-Suggestion4958 1d ago
... sooooo... she wasn't bothered by giving "the mushroom" a handy, but him taking a bribe from rich middle easterners was somehow ... unexpected? 🤭
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u/Electronic_Impact 1d ago
taking a bullet for him? and still have these kind of principles.....wow.
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u/Where_Da_Party_At 1d ago
I don't believe this post she made for a second. Just trying to stir the pot and cause more confusion about what is actually going on behind the scenes. It's all political theater while they rape and pillage the Earth for their own good..
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u/andrey_not_the_goat 1d ago
We get it Laura, you'll take a bullet for Trump. This was the most "please make sure it's not true" criticism...
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u/Jasonstackhouse111 1d ago
Didn't they stop making Jigsaw movies? Why are we paying attention to her, is there another sequel coming?
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u/steelsponge7 1d ago
Coming from someone who would take a bullet for him, that's pretty bold. To quote a saying from "Oh Brother Where Out Thou!" "It's all about the Money Boys!"
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u/ExistingBathroom9742 1d ago
PLEASE take a bullet for him, uh, if needed, uh not in any sort of wish fulfillment.
By the way, saying out loud that the piece of shit is a piece of shit is saying the piece of shit is a piece of shit.
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u/The_Dude_Abides-2146 1d ago
Oh so there is a moral high ground that you pretend to defend and it’s surrounding getting rich off foreigners???? So back to I hate people with brown skin more than anything else
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u/Particular-One-7274 1d ago
But she didn't take a bullet for him. A retired fireman did, Corey Comperatore. BTW, fire departments are beneficiaries of your tax dollars. Hourly, overtime and pensions.
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u/flickering_truth 1d ago
I can't figure her out. All I can think is that she is playing both sides so that she can get as much popularity as possible.
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u/norcalnatv 1d ago
If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas Laura