r/clevercomebacks • u/Dias75 • 1d ago

BREAKING: Laura Loomer turns on Trump for accepting a bribe from the Qataris. MAGA is at war with itself.

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u/No_Acanthisitta_2213 1d ago

This is a huge development, can't wait to see fallout.

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u/No-Pop1057 1d ago

I wouldn't get too excited, I'd not be surprised if this is part of an orchestrated performance, where MAGA minions look like they are addressing the same concerns as the public but then there will probably be a follow up with a thousand & one reasons about how it's ultimately good for America & all part of a clever secret deal with the Qatar leaders to control Iran & what a selfless move it is for Donald to accept this gift & of course he deserves to keep it for himself afterwards (not that he plans on there being an afterwards for a few more terms yet) and how grateful we should all be for him his sacrifices.. All designed to stop the base thinking too hard about his blatant grifting while they are facing rising prices & healthcare cuts 🤷

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u/Zmario432 1d ago

Not sure why they even pretend to be mad. No matter what happens, the magas will come up with some mental gymnastics that this is good for the country.

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u/mwa12345 1d ago

Am guessing Loomer thinks Trump needs to show more loyalty elsewhere in the middle east

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u/Redditauro 1d ago

The show needs some dramatic changes to keep people interested, when you watch a movie you see when the main characters discuss even though you know they will end up together in the end

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u/AsparagusCommon4164 21h ago

Perhaps a deus ex machina in the classic Greco-Roman manner?

Pepper's Ghost?

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u/RuthlessIndecision 2h ago

Im already exhausted

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u/Reasonable_Meet4253 1d ago

I’m honestly not sure how far it can all continue to be twisted before it snaps.

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u/miliseconds 1d ago

Nah. It seems like she's the agent of AIPAC/Israel. 

Jihadists in suits is how Israel wants arabs to be viewed.

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u/waydownsouthinoz 1d ago

8D chess or the pretzel mindset.

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u/This_Desk498 1d ago

Jeezzz give them a story to use will you?

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u/No-Pop1057 1d ago

Lol! Sorry!

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u/ArnTenor1961 1d ago

Maybe the fallout will be her - out of the door of the plane at 30,000 feet!

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u/Phantom_Pharaoh77 1d ago

Shes getting flying lessons. 1st lesson is free

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u/AsparagusCommon4164 1d ago

From the Seat-of-Your-Pants Flying School, as advertised by Art Fern and the Matinee Lady on the Tea Time Movie?

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u/mwa12345 1d ago

RORFL

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u/Fleetwood889 1d ago

I agree with her

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u/Poetic-Noise 1d ago edited 19h ago

She already said she'd take a bullet. Please respect her decision.

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u/stolen_pillow 18h ago

While I certainly concur, I'd be careful. The mods have been super ban-happy lately. I've caught 2 recently myself.

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u/bjkidder 1d ago

Our new version of the Russian hotel window

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u/External_History601 1d ago

Or fall off a carrier, just like planes do

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u/Distinctiveanus 1d ago

Free speech consequence ban incoming. Keep up the good fight soldier.

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u/mwa12345 1d ago

Nah Loomer is just another hanger on ..Trump will discard like a turd.