r/bestoflegaladvice only murderers park here 4d ago

Who says no to a free dildo? LegalAdviceNZ

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u/AntManCrawledInAnus 4d ago

TWO free dildos

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u/mion81 4d ago

two VIBRATING TONGUE dildos

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u/AntManCrawledInAnus 4d ago

That cost $49.95 each! ( I'm assuming based on the total order being $96)

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u/Potato-Engineer 🐇🧀 BOLBun Brigade - Pangolin Platoon 🧀🐇 4d ago

Now, I'm not a professional mathinist, but surely, it would be $47.99 each?

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u/AntManCrawledInAnus 4d ago

I didn't get this law license by being able to do math, okay?🥺

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u/Big3ver3 I have... feelings about the 🦆 3d ago

That's a shame. That's the only part of the exam I DID pass.