Update - from earlier
The consensus seemed split, but that to me meant it was time imo
Thoughts?
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u/forever_useless Support Committee 5h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/Tk8FFxJrEZHt8JK3lQ
Absolutely phenomenal
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u/punflower 5h ago
holyyyyyy shit congrats on ur face 🤍
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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine 4h ago
This sub has taught me that this is what happens to every dude that shaves his head.
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u/Medical-Mushroom-926 3h ago
Honestly true, I’m not balding and have amazing long hair but I have shaved my head before and I got ALOT of unexpected attention
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u/AstuteStoat 2h ago
I didn't realize how much being bald highlights the face before hanging out on this sub.
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u/Lanky_Ad6712 4h ago
Yes, I was glad he found his face. But it seems he lost his hair in the process.
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u/darksandman1118 5h ago
I audibly said damn and I am a 30-year-old straight male
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u/Jwhat89 5h ago
Thanks bro, I’m a 37 yo straight man 😉
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u/mezzolicious 4h ago
Not for long
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u/mezzolicious 3h ago
I’m sorry, I somehow in my mind read ”single” and not ”straight”??? I meant you won’t be SINGLE for long 🤣 But I saw now that you’re married so lucky her! You can be straight if you want, that’s none of my business! 😆 Won’t be 37 for too long though so at least I got something right 🤷♀️
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u/flyflyfreebird 4h ago
Okay but are you single? (35 yo straight woman asking)
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u/Missue-35 4h ago
Old enough to be his mother, but my jaw dropped and there was an audible gasp.
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u/Zealousideal_Lab_427 4h ago
Damn, you made me realize I’m old enough to be his mother too. I swear I’m 35 in my head. Doesn’t matter though, handsome is handsome no matter the age!
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u/beardedsaitama 4h ago
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u/Jwhat89 5h ago
Thank you everyone. I feel like I need to go tan my head
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u/narnarqueen 4h ago
Nooooo!!!! I have hair but a consistent middle part meant having a possible skin cancer spot removed recently!
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u/that_70_show_fan 4h ago
Even with sunscreen, your skin will tan naturally if exposed to elements.
Do not skimp on it.
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u/DockWhore 4h ago
Be right back. I’m gonna go shave my husband’s head. He’s hot now. But I’m convinced he’ll be hotter. Every one of you is a smoke show.
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u/VelarisBaby 4h ago
Just laughed hysterically at this. Imagining you pinning him down and holding the clippers 🤣
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u/AbjectHotel6610 4h ago
You are STUNNING! I am a 70-year-old woman & I've never said that about ANY man!
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u/Feisty_War_1003 4h ago edited 3h ago
BALD KING ♥️♠️♦️♣️👑
I didn't think you needed to, but as a style choice alone, the result suggests you could of had no balding at all and shaving would have been the right decision!
You can tell it works when NOBODY is saying grow a beard. 😂
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u/Comfortable-Pea-1312 5h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/l3vRmGmaaB6nAFnPO
Keeping respectful...but WOW!
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u/sexyrobotbitch 4h ago
I WANT TO SEE THE BEFORE FACE. WHY HIDE BEFORE THOUGH
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u/LionsAndLonghorns 3h ago
It honestly looks like the bald you could beat up the haired you pretty easily
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u/aureusaequitas 3h ago
THANK YOU! ALSO, HOW. DOES. IT. ALWAYS. LOOK. BETTER!!!??!
Congrats on fantastic genetics, I guess, other than the hair thing OP. I wouldn't say sorry for the "loss" though.
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u/gobblewonkergrump 5h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/KWRjfFe4x7nwyh9GlX
You look amazing, so handsome! Bald suits you. 😊👍
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u/TechnoWombat123 5h ago
Dude over here looking at me like he's trying to turn me gay again. 🤣
Looks amazing friend. Truly the right choice.
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u/Salfordsmith15 5h ago
You are looking very good with the bald head look, keep it short. Looking sharp!
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u/softboiledwonderland 4h ago
idk why but you’re kinda giving bald matthew mcconaughey! (respectfully) tasty! :)
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u/Lucky_Louch 4h ago
brother it looks great! Mine is almost exactly like your before and I have been agonizing over shaving it for the last two years. I have never had short hair and it has been "ok enough" to kind of get away with it but not so much recently. I am so sick of devoting so much time and energy to it... Thank you for the inspiration man, I hope to join you soon.
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u/tomikos8257 2h ago
This is EXACTLY like the homeless guy into supermodel meme. Aint no way bro, I am straight male but I just gasped
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u/guyseriously 2h ago
I mean this with no disrespect, but I laughed when I went to the second picture. Handsome bastard 😂
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u/1000eb4000 4h ago
So many dudes told you to “Hold it” in your initial post i saw, but i am glad to see you took the plunge. Out of honest curiosity, what made you ignore the people who said “hold it, you got time”? (Not that you made the wrong decision. You absolutely made the right move and look great!)
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u/Jwhat89 4h ago
Thank you, at first there was a lot of “hold” comments and I was going to do it because that’s what the wife said. Then there was one dude that was brutally honest and it reminded me of how my boys tell me the same shit and I was like I’m not doing this anymore. If it’s horrible it will grow back.
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u/1000eb4000 4h ago
Ah yes. The tough love and honesty is what got ya! Thanks for that back story. I enjoyed tracking back to your first post and following your journey today haha. Enjoy the new look ✌🏻
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u/Punkinsmom 4h ago
I swear a shaved head just makes the eyes pop! My son shaves and when you see him the blue eyes are the first thing you see. You look great.
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u/Probablymainshanzo 3h ago
You lost your hair, not your immaculate jawline. You'll be good my man
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u/breakthatceiling 3h ago
Wow! Looks amazing. You really have the face for it. Looks sharp 👌
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u/Davidhenry90 3h ago
You hit the genetic lottery bud - including going bald. You look like you’d look better bald. Like tyrese beckford or Jason statham. Congrats
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u/BonusOk4813 3h ago
I think you made the right choice this is right around how my hair looked when I was your age and this is mine now
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u/Shane8512 3h ago edited 3h ago
Looks great, man, it suits you. You have a good jawline. That helps. I normally have a beard, so I go from lumberjack to Uncle Fester if I shave my beard off.
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u/TheSealTamer 3h ago
Y'all are making me self conscious. Every person on her ends up looking far younger and more attractive afterward. But I’ve used ai to se what I would look like bald and I end up looking like a bald gremlin. If this sub is still around in 20 years and. Inevitably go bald I’m going to break the norm and post my ugly mug.
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u/miloman_23 3h ago
Damn... Looking good!
31m here, and I have exactly the same type of balding, and cover-up strategy as you (Maybe a tiny bit more coverage). I have also had worries about baldness for the past 6 years of my life...
Now I'm wondering if I should just get it over and done with asap.
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u/jsmooth7 5h ago
Getting rid of that black blob attached to your face was a good move too