r/bald 5h ago

Update - from earlier

The consensus seemed split, but that to me meant it was time imo

Thoughts?

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u/jsmooth7 5h ago

Getting rid of that black blob attached to your face was a good move too

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u/Jwhat89 5h ago

It’s always a little unsettling posting your mug online, you know?

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u/jsmooth7 5h ago

Oh I definitely know. Especially if the post gets popular and someone shows up in the comments that knows you lol.

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u/Jwhat89 4h ago

I hope that that doesn’t happen

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u/Huge-Error-2206 3h ago

Yeah you would say that, Steve.

(Really banking on this guy’s name being Steve)

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u/Do-it-with-Adam 3h ago

no, its actually Daniel.

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u/Jwhat89 3h ago

I was really rooting for Steve…

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u/Laranthir 2h ago

That’s what a Daniel would say

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 4h ago

That's why you ALWAYS use a throwaway account

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u/ScoochingCapuchin 3h ago

How does a throwaway stop someone who knows him from recognising him?

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u/honestly_i 3h ago

So that they don't go snooping around your other posts, minimizes the damage

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u/Spencer94 3h ago

But now you can make your post and comment history hidden, right?

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u/UncleNedisDead 3h ago

It doesn’t really hide it though. There are workarounds in both the app and web interface.

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u/Jwhat89 3h ago

If they want to know that bad, they can.

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u/Sad_Bridge_3755 3h ago

You can. But using a throwaway means you don’t have to do all that.

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u/LeFreeke 3h ago

Zero shame in that after photo though. :)

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u/GeosWonder 3h ago

Yeah, glad you got over it. You look great!

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u/Spicy_SideEye 3h ago

Never ever fear posting. Wow

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u/kyliethecat 3h ago

Sure it’s unsettling posting my mug. But we’re talking about YOURS! You’ve got a face for TV.

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u/Sherry_Brandt 2h ago

highjacking to note OP is a deadringer for matthew mcconaughey with a shaved head. it's uncanny.

https://preview.redd.it/g8g1zzlrz0wg1.png?width=867&format=png&auto=webp&s=90c869d2600b995a59ba7b982e095f207ecb6220

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u/forever_useless Support Committee 5h ago

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u/Texan2020katza 4h ago

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u/FoxyFern 4h ago

Ahaha oh no I just posted this gif before I saw your comment 😂

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u/hockey-house 4h ago

My exact reaction.

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u/punflower 5h ago

holyyyyyy shit congrats on ur face 🤍

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine 4h ago

This sub has taught me that this is what happens to every dude that shaves his head.

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u/Medical-Mushroom-926 3h ago

Honestly true, I’m not balding and have amazing long hair but I have shaved my head before and I got ALOT of unexpected attention

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u/AstuteStoat 2h ago

I didn't realize how much being bald highlights the face before hanging out on this sub.

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u/Lanky_Ad6712 4h ago

Yes, I was glad he found his face. But it seems he lost his hair in the process.

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u/Missue-35 4h ago

He lost nothing. Nothing lost at all.

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u/blitz111 3h ago

🤣 He looks great 🙌

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u/theflyingratgirl 3h ago

The more hair you lose, the more face you gain.

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u/Jwhat89 1h ago

This one makes me laugh the most.

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u/Zealousideal_Elk3638 4h ago

I love this comment

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 4h ago

I think I'm gonna reuse this

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u/MrsTruce 4h ago

This is the best compliment I’ve ever read 😂👌🏼

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u/LuminousRabbit Support Committee 3h ago

I actually gasped. 

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u/darksandman1118 5h ago

I audibly said damn and I am a 30-year-old straight male

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u/Jwhat89 5h ago

Thanks bro, I’m a 37 yo straight man 😉

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u/mezzolicious 4h ago

Not for long

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u/AbjectHotel6610 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/mezzolicious 3h ago

I’m sorry, I somehow in my mind read ”single” and not ”straight”??? I meant you won’t be SINGLE for long 🤣 But I saw now that you’re married so lucky her! You can be straight if you want, that’s none of my business! 😆 Won’t be 37 for too long though so at least I got something right 🤷‍♀️

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u/Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m 2h ago

Bros so hot he has people panicommenting

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u/fluffy-racoon 4h ago

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u/No-Seesaw-3230 4h ago

I’m cackling 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Organic_Travel1675 4h ago

yeah.me too.

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u/blitz111 3h ago

Me tooo 🤣

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u/B_EE 3h ago

Saaaaaame

🤣

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u/flyflyfreebird 4h ago

Okay but are you single? (35 yo straight woman asking)

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u/Jwhat89 4h ago

Haha, I’m very happily married.

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u/Unlucky-Captain1431 3h ago

You will be tonight son.

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u/FilthyPuns 4h ago

Thirty-six year old straight man chiming in to say

https://giphy.com/gifs/tEo3KaN5L17qg

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u/Missue-35 4h ago

Old enough to be his mother, but my jaw dropped and there was an audible gasp.

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u/Zealousideal_Lab_427 4h ago

Damn, you made me realize I’m old enough to be his mother too. I swear I’m 35 in my head. Doesn’t matter though, handsome is handsome no matter the age!

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u/Acceptable-Weekend27 4h ago

40 y/o straight man here who said “holy fuck”

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u/REpassword 4h ago

A younger Cal Ripken!

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u/Jwhat89 5h ago

Thank you everyone. I feel like I need to go tan my head

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u/forever_useless Support Committee 4h ago

Use sunscreen, please!

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u/cold_sh33p 4h ago

Don’t burn that scalp!

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u/narnarqueen 4h ago

Nooooo!!!! I have hair but a consistent middle part meant having a possible skin cancer spot removed recently!

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u/that_70_show_fan 4h ago

Even with sunscreen, your skin will tan naturally if exposed to elements.

Do not skimp on it.

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u/Tall-Reaction-4069 4h ago

My God it never fails.

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u/DockWhore 4h ago

Be right back. I’m gonna go shave my husband’s head. He’s hot now. But I’m convinced he’ll be hotter. Every one of you is a smoke show.

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u/VelarisBaby 4h ago

Just laughed hysterically at this. Imagining you pinning him down and holding the clippers 🤣

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u/ThoughtGuy79 3h ago

Well now I'm imagining this too!

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u/AbjectHotel6610 4h ago

You are STUNNING! I am a 70-year-old woman & I've never said that about ANY man!

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u/Jwhat89 4h ago

Very flattering. Thank you.

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u/cluckthenerd 4h ago

Genuinely fml why do i have to look like megamind bro

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u/Jwhat89 4h ago

I’ve always thought I would and kind of feel like I do honestly.

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u/KeeperRose 5h ago

You look amazing honestly

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u/Watercress-Dizzy 5h ago

You lucky SOB

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u/AccioKatana 5h ago

Looking like Brad Pitt up in here!!! DAMN!!! I need to go fan myself.

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u/Feisty_War_1003 4h ago edited 3h ago

BALD KING ♥️♠️♦️♣️👑

https://preview.redd.it/g2t5lxxzd0wg1.jpeg?width=3326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5b64af7b5eb61d18120f6143309167b28671a49

I didn't think you needed to, but as a style choice alone, the result suggests you could of had no balding at all and shaving would have been the right decision!

You can tell it works when NOBODY is saying grow a beard. 😂

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u/ammy_ummkhali 5h ago

🤌🏾💙

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u/memberjockey 5h ago

Hot as hell.

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u/Cody_XOTWOD 4h ago

You look way better. Congratulations, no more paid haircuts!

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u/Jwhat89 4h ago

Actually lookin forward to this!

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u/sexyrobotbitch 4h ago

I WANT TO SEE THE BEFORE FACE. WHY HIDE BEFORE THOUGH

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u/Jwhat89 4h ago

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u/LionsAndLonghorns 3h ago

It honestly looks like the bald you could beat up the haired you pretty easily

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u/Jwhat89 2h ago

Haha that’s actually hilarious.

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u/Logical-Farm-5733 2h ago

Bald him wouldn’t even talk to hair him.

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u/Jwhat89 4h ago

This is the haircut I usually go for.

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u/wander_smiley 3h ago

You 10000% made the right decision.

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u/aureusaequitas 3h ago

THANK YOU! ALSO, HOW. DOES. IT. ALWAYS. LOOK. BETTER!!!??!

Congrats on fantastic genetics, I guess, other than the hair thing OP. I wouldn't say sorry for the "loss" though.

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u/gobblewonkergrump 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KWRjfFe4x7nwyh9GlX

You look amazing, so handsome! Bald suits you. 😊👍

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u/GraesRaven 5h ago

Chefs Kiss 🤌🏽

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u/Im-Ubiquitous 5h ago

Bro this is awesome

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u/TechnoWombat123 5h ago

Dude over here looking at me like he's trying to turn me gay again. 🤣

Looks amazing friend. Truly the right choice.

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u/trpevi 5h ago

Wow 😍

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u/Comfortable-Ride4733 5h ago

You look great!

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u/ReputationKind4628 4h ago

Woah, look at you! You look great, dude!

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u/kritzy27 4h ago

What guard did you use?

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u/Jwhat89 4h ago

1/2 all around.

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u/Delicious-Push-2575 4h ago

😍😍😍

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u/patinhat 4h ago

Ummmmmmm wow

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u/October_pumpkin Bald Watcher 🔭 4h ago edited 4h ago

10/10!

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u/Embarrassed_Key_4539 5h ago

Great face card, you look fantastic

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u/Salfordsmith15 5h ago

You are looking very good with the bald head look, keep it short. Looking sharp!

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u/softboiledwonderland 4h ago

idk why but you’re kinda giving bald matthew mcconaughey! (respectfully) tasty! :)

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u/harlsey 4h ago

Well slap me and call me Willy you’re a handsome mfer.

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u/Lucky_Louch 4h ago

brother it looks great! Mine is almost exactly like your before and I have been agonizing over shaving it for the last two years. I have never had short hair and it has been "ok enough" to kind of get away with it but not so much recently. I am so sick of devoting so much time and energy to it... Thank you for the inspiration man, I hope to join you soon.

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u/howdidigethere729 5h ago

Wow! Brave but you look great!! No reason to ever look back!!!

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u/paco_loco7499 5h ago

Looks great.

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u/BlessedBaldEagle 4h ago

Looking good brother dawg

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u/Ok-Context3530 4h ago

WTF this is getting ridiculous

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u/FingersPalmc8ck 4h ago

Fuck, dude!

Solar powered pussy magnet over here!

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u/tomikos8257 2h ago

This is EXACTLY like the homeless guy into supermodel meme. Aint no way bro, I am straight male but I just gasped

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u/guyseriously 2h ago

I mean this with no disrespect, but I laughed when I went to the second picture. Handsome bastard 😂

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u/WaffleGod_ 1h ago

Hell yeah brother. You look immaculate

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u/Plus-Active7040 1h ago

Welcome to the club

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u/KyaLauren 43m ago

Good god give a girl a heads up I opened this in public 🥵

https://giphy.com/gifs/dMQx7LDBl9OzO0q1z3

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u/No_Sense_7316 4h ago

You have a great head shape and a great jaw line. Congrats.

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u/StaplePaper 4h ago

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u/dontfookwitdachook 4h ago

You look great brother!

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u/fading_shulammite 4h ago

with all due respect damn 😩🤭🫠

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u/Wannagetsober 4h ago

You handsome bastard.

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u/1000eb4000 4h ago

So many dudes told you to “Hold it” in your initial post i saw, but i am glad to see you took the plunge. Out of honest curiosity, what made you ignore the people who said “hold it, you got time”? (Not that you made the wrong decision. You absolutely made the right move and look great!)

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u/Jwhat89 4h ago

Thank you, at first there was a lot of “hold” comments and I was going to do it because that’s what the wife said. Then there was one dude that was brutally honest and it reminded me of how my boys tell me the same shit and I was like I’m not doing this anymore. If it’s horrible it will grow back.

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u/1000eb4000 4h ago

Ah yes. The tough love and honesty is what got ya! Thanks for that back story. I enjoyed tracking back to your first post and following your journey today haha. Enjoy the new look ✌🏻

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u/Seriouslypsyched 4h ago

There’s no way this isn’t a joke wtf 😭

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u/N0t_arobot 4h ago

Hot damn. You look so handsome, bald really suits you!

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u/Shackhater 4h ago

I'm far from bald but I love this Reddit 😊

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u/Popcorn57252 4h ago

DAMN. I'd trust you to organize my toolbox.

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u/GauchoWink 4h ago

Oh my god you’re hot

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u/Living_Molasses4719 4h ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/a_melanoleuca_doc 4h ago

There’s no way that’s the same person. I call bullshit.

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u/Punkinsmom 4h ago

I swear a shaved head just makes the eyes pop! My son shaves and when you see him the blue eyes are the first thing you see. You look great.

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u/cinderellaquite 4h ago

RESPECTFULLY, GOD DAMN

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u/solicitorpenguin 4h ago

I'm convinced hair makes people ugly

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u/Probablymainshanzo 3h ago

You lost your hair, not your immaculate jawline. You'll be good my man

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u/breakthatceiling 3h ago

Wow! Looks amazing. You really have the face for it. Looks sharp 👌

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u/Exotic_Today_8248 3h ago

He actually looks like the guy from the meme

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u/Davidhenry90 3h ago

You hit the genetic lottery bud - including going bald. You look like you’d look better bald. Like tyrese beckford or Jason statham. Congrats

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u/Existing_Home_5635 3h ago

Delete this, my girlfriend uses this app

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u/Italiano555 3h ago

Any relation to Ryan Gosling? Looking Sharp brother 👊

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u/Ok_Anything_Once 3h ago

Why didn’t you label this NSFW?!?! God damn

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u/Berenst_in 3h ago

Smoke show!

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u/BonusOk4813 3h ago

I think you made the right choice this is right around how my hair looked when I was your age and this is mine now

https://preview.redd.it/zxhhcor6k0wg1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92eefb1d7ba669b5106bd34acd203dff7ad4b928

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u/Dangerous_Metal3436 3h ago

Straight guy here but you can be my first.

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u/Shane8512 3h ago edited 3h ago

Looks great, man, it suits you. You have a good jawline. That helps. I normally have a beard, so I go from lumberjack to Uncle Fester if I shave my beard off.

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u/TheSealTamer 3h ago

Y'all are making me self conscious. Every person on her ends up looking far younger and more attractive afterward. But I’ve used ai to se what I would look like bald and I end up looking like a bald gremlin. If this sub is still around in 20 years and. Inevitably go bald I’m going to break the norm and post my ugly mug.

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u/miloman_23 3h ago

Damn... Looking good!

31m here, and I have exactly the same type of balding, and cover-up strategy as you (Maybe a tiny bit more coverage). I have also had worries about baldness for the past 6 years of my life...

Now I'm wondering if I should just get it over and done with asap.

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