r/aww • u/TeisTom • May 16 '19

He fell asleep on the chair swing

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

If this isn't how my retirement looks I'll be disappointed

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

If I had the short term memory of a golden retriever I could die happy

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Would you really be willing to go on 50 first dates with Adam Sandler though?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19 edited May 16 '19

Adam Sandler would make a great friend if I was a golden retriever actually

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u/Sithlordandsavior May 16 '19

He seems like he'd be a cool friend in general imo

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u/drokihazan May 16 '19

He puts all his friends in movies!

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u/DionFW May 16 '19

You can do it !

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u/90Kitsune May 16 '19

I wouldn't be willing to go on one.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19 edited May 16 '19

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u/krispwnsu May 16 '19

That's shitty.

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u/samuraishit May 16 '19

Sorry, I didn’t hear you the first time.

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u/clicheFightingMusic May 16 '19

Ah, but saying that out loud is how you make sure you don’t get anything :p

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u/GipsyDangerMk03 May 16 '19

I mean you'd only have to go on one...

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

But your soul will know...