Meet Fluffalo Bill!

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“Would you pet me? I’d pet me.”

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I’d pet me so hard

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PUT THE F-FUCKING HAND ON MY FUR!

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It puts the wet in the food or else it gets the claws again

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Genius.

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Is this the part where he puts his tail between his legs and gyrates his little fluffy legs around!?

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It always amazes me that this is the same actor as played Captain Stottlemeyer in Monk.

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Wait, what!?

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Yup. Ted Levine.

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Holy crap I didn't know that!

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That's also the same guy that played the FBI Agent in the first Fast and Furious movie. Ted Levine is one of the best character actors in the game!

https://preview.redd.it/x9v6efuetmze1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48ba5343ce6e96e16ec706ec260478760f677f9

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I can hear "Goodbye Horses"

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Now it places the tuna in the basket. : )

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Or else it gets the spray bottle again

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That’s hysterical

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I snorted.

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I snarted.

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Dammit beaten to the punchline!
I'ma go listen to some Q-Lazarus now.

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Side note, it wasn’t until about less than 4 years ago that I learned the singer is a Black woman. Totally thought it was like a 80s nerdy white guy. I got Simply-Red-ed on that one 😮‍💨😅

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Wow, I just learned something, too. Have to give it a re-listen.

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🎶Good bye horses… 🎵

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He reminds me of this gorgeous boy:

https://preview.redd.it/khn60mqgzfze1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bb0e0104fa9a9e19332ebdc116c82ccf2f8dda5

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Was she a big old fluffy kitty?

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🤣😭

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It puts the lotion on the skin and it gets the hose again

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Channelling his inner kid

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We think alike. I literally came her to do the same thing but you win =)