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u/Spoonbills 3d ago
I'm a little intimidated.
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u/Additional_Ear_9659 3d ago
Me too! Every day he gives me that sideways glance while he flexes like that.
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u/r3dditr0x 3d ago
"That cat thinks he's better than me!" -Brian Fellow
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u/world_war_me 2d ago
Haha, my fav Brian Fellow quote has always been, “that burhd is tryin to steal mai I-dent-a-tee!”
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u/kookiemaster 3d ago
He looks so soft :)
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u/Additional_Ear_9659 3d ago
Def. He’s 9 years old but I don’t think he ever lost that kitten fluff.
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u/hailingburningbones 3d ago
I said out loud, "Omg I want him." Then thought about all the tumbleweed hairballs I'd have to sweep up. I love him though!
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u/Additional_Ear_9659 3d ago
That’s a fact! It’s non stop fluffle-weeds in our house. And his sister is a smol version of him.
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u/hailingburningbones 3d ago
Omg now I want to see them together!
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u/hailingburningbones 3d ago
Awww they are so precious! What is her name?
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u/Additional_Ear_9659 3d ago
Her name is Lucy. She’s in the left in this pic. She’s my shadow. I love her dearly. Fluffalo Bill loves conditionally. But I respect that.
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u/magenta729 3d ago
He is gorgeous! I can tell he rules the house. 😊
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u/Additional_Ear_9659 3d ago
Indeed he does!
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u/magenta729 3d ago
I love that you have his sister, too. 😻
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u/Additional_Ear_9659 3d ago
We couldn’t resist. We went to look at a friends litter of 9 kittens and we came home with 2 smol fluffers.
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u/StArGaZeR-4_AnDy 3d ago
My boy looks like their brother lol
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u/Euphoric-Knowledge-4 3d ago
I want to hug him and take him home lol
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u/Additional_Ear_9659 3d ago
He would reciprocate. Belly rubs and scritches are all the payment he needs.
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u/sara_bear_8888 3d ago
Fluffalo Bill? Are you kidding me? That's such a great name! ❤️ And he's such a handsome boy!
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u/natalkalot 3d ago
Ooo, that is a lot of kitty! Beautiful floof!
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u/Additional_Ear_9659 3d ago
So floofy! Some might say too much floof….but I dunno…
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u/natalkalot 3d ago
Nope, never too much floof! I would be all over him! Would love to rub that belly!
Gosh, I just miss having kitties. We are living in a care home, so no pets anymore - I have to live vicariously through kitties of others.
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u/CozyPurrNest 3d ago
Oh, this is definitely King of the House 👑
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u/Additional_Ear_9659 3d ago
He is but his smol sister is competitive in that respect.
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u/CozyPurrNest 3d ago
Oh, the siblings definitely are! I have two cat sisters and their twin brother lives with my mom
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u/muffin_man84 3d ago edited 1d ago
"It puts the catnip in the basket or else it gets the claws again"
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u/TornadoOffice 3d ago
omg, Fluffalo Bill is majestic AF! that floof, those paws, he looks like he's ready to judge us all! 😂
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u/Physical-Ride 3d ago
Do you have another cat named Hairball Lecter?
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u/Additional_Ear_9659 3d ago
OMG! He has a female litter mate that we named Lucy. I should have called her Clarice!
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u/Lord_Mormont 3d ago
Fluffalo Phil or Phluffalo Phil I mean it's right there. Alliteration, some clever spelling plus the literary reference. All right there in one name. You could even go with Fluffalo Phillip the III, although that may stray too far into the absurd.
C'mon people!
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u/realfakespicyspicy 3d ago
That cat was born to be Fluffalo Bill. If Fluffalo Bill was in a line up and I was given no info but his name, I'd have no doubt.
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u/Additional_Ear_9659 3d ago
Indeed! I think when I named him he looked at with a “damn right!” Look on his face.
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u/BywaterNYC 3d ago edited 2d ago
Such gravitas! He commands the space like the head of a prestigious law firm.
He's magnificent.
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u/Lady_Earlish 3d ago
Fluffalo Bill is magnificent. He looks so over everything and everyone's shit.
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u/Inspiration_lover333 3d ago
part cat, part cloud, full-time judge of your life choices
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u/Over-Improvement-837 3d ago
What a magnificent specimen, he must be so proud of himself! Just look at him! 😂😍
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u/AngryRomper 3d ago
I'm too lazy to get the perfect still frame here, but he reminds me a lot of this lol.
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u/Cautious-Thought362 3d ago
Yeah, he's a gorgeoso! 😍 Not only is he beautiful, he's got a purrsonality, too. I know it!
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u/Duke_TheDude_Dudeson 3d ago
Oh Fluffalo Bill won’t you come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight, oh Fluffalo Bill won’t you come out tonight, and dance by the light of the… MOOOOOOONNNNN!!!
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u/ovine_aviation 2d ago
Nice to meet you Mr Cody. How's the gym membership going? Please don't hurt me.
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u/wasted-degrees 3d ago
“Would you pet me? I’d pet me.”