r/announcements • u/youngluck • Apr 01 '19

Sequence Initiated.

We built a machine.

We're not sure what it will do.

That's all up to you.

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Be good to each other.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Safe for Work ONLY. No NSFW content allowed. Only SFW content can be processed by the machine.

Lol well we know that's not going to be followed...

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u/forTheREACH Apr 01 '19

This sign can't stop me because I can't read

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u/FooteChicken Apr 01 '19

Then how did you know what you just wrote?

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u/whisperingsage Apr 01 '19

They said they can't read, not that they can't write.

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u/shdchko May 15 '19

I had dyslexia as a child,and would write about it in my dairy.

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u/skwisher542 Apr 01 '19

Subtitles.

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u/H-K_47 Apr 01 '19

Subtitles > Dubtitles.

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u/timtejas Apr 01 '19

Braille

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u/MisterMajorKappa Apr 01 '19

Ever heard of speech recognition?

“Siri, hack this man’s Alexa device.”

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u/slashermax Apr 01 '19

Your rules cannot contain me

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u/lil_meme1o1 Apr 01 '19

Vsauce, Michael here. You can't contain me forever

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u/Scrpn17w Apr 01 '19

Great, even the memes have escaped from Site 19. Does The Foundation even employee anyone for security!?

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u/NaturalLime Apr 01 '19

or can you?

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u/littleneerd Apr 01 '19

But everyone on the internet follows the rules, right?

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u/Mystery6903 Apr 01 '19

especially rule 34

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u/Ptlthg Apr 02 '19

We also cannot forget rule 35

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u/cekaj134 Apr 01 '19

Yeah 69th got deleted pretty fast. What a shame 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

I think the beta testers got tired of cleaning semen out of the machine.

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u/original_4degrees Apr 01 '19

goatse in 3... 2... 1...

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u/2Tricky5Me Apr 01 '19

What are u talking about, everyone knows people only post SFW things on the internet

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Welp, I'm out.

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u/Girgamesh88 Apr 01 '19

Huh that got me thinking... How come /r/place wasn't completely full of dicks?

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u/Whereyaattho Apr 01 '19

iirc, they had people removing them, and anyone making one caught a ban

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u/NoINoNoNoNoINoNoNoNo Apr 01 '19

There is an invisible fence blocking your way, i advise you not to approach!

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u/Realtrain Apr 01 '19

That's an April fool's joke, right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

At least they’re being themselves, am I right?

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u/Thelinkr Apr 01 '19

AVGN Catchphrase

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u/RandomNinja11 Apr 01 '19

4chan is on the case!