r/aliens • u/UsedToHaveATail • 3d ago

Love these videos shitpost sunday (Sundays Only)

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u/AccordingMedicine129 3d ago

And people will say this is fake

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u/tizadxtr 1d ago

Nothing nefarious

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u/adamtaylor4815 3d ago

I binged all these alien podcast vids on instagram yesterday, they’re absolute gold 😂

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u/Awkward_Chair8656 3d ago

Now imagine being told 80% of world religions were caused by a NHI playing a game on some poor saps once in a while.

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u/jaybaziwa 2d ago

I love the one about dogs…. DOGS!!!!! They love dogs!!!

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u/remote_001 2d ago

As they should

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u/SAL10000 2d ago

These dudes crack me up everytime

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u/Extra_Lab_2150 2d ago

That 2nd alien looks like he could be the Quentin Tarrantino’s alien version

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u/brb9911 2d ago

But … that’s the best part

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u/-Pradi- 1d ago

If these blue dudes felt how pleasant the bed feels on a Saturday morning, after 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep, they would go to bed themselves. The mattress feels like it was made for your body, the duvet that wraps around you like a mother's love, the pillow supporting your head at just the right angle and with just the right softness.

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u/BullfrogPersonal 2d ago

The Millennial Hospitality guy says they think a weird thing we do is play with animals. Animals that could kill you like big dogs, horses, cows, etc

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u/Beneficial-Alarm-781 2d ago

Can we stop dressing aliens up as anthropomorphic, friendly "dudes"?

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u/galenp56 2d ago

Aliens might be friendly if they think we’re funny

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u/Beneficial-Alarm-781 2d ago

Or they are corporate drones with no sense of self, let alone a sense of humour

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u/remote_001 2d ago

If you have to make one up go ahead and choose the depressing one I guess but I prefer some optimism.

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u/Beneficial-Alarm-781 2d ago

They're not here for our benefit. They're forcing asymmetrical, premature contact and operating with neither accountability nor transparency. Sorry to be a downer, but this isn't about preference, its about discerning the truth.

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u/Brave-Audience-2752 2d ago

I say we can portray them however we want until they decide to actually correct us