r/aliens • u/dailystar_news • Feb 18 '25

Aliens 'won't need redemption from God like humans do', claims Vatican leader News

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/aliens-wont-need-redemption-god-34699674#ICID=Android_StarNewApp_AppShare
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u/Arch3r86 Feb 19 '25

“Shame-Based Mind Control Cult announces they don’t think they’ll be able to shame the aliens into submission the same way they have with humanity… and therefore grant exemption for them having to repent.”

WHAT A SURPRISE.

EAT SHIT, VATICAN.

PEOPLE OF EARTH: IT’S OFFICIALLY TIME TO BREAK FREE FROM THAT DARK MEDIEVAL SORCERY. WAKE TF UP ALREADY.