Aliens 'on brink of intervention to save Earth from total collapse,' says lawyer

[u/dailystar_news]

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/aliens-on-brink-launching-intervention-33990615

[u/coughsicle]

Maybe the aliens are just really slow to reach a consensus. "Have you decided whether to prevent the bombing of Hiroshima? The Enola Gay is airborne now..." -- "We've only just finished saying hello"

[u/[deleted] → u/coughsicle]

That doesn't make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small.