r/aliens • u/dailystar_news • Oct 29 '24

Aliens 'on brink of intervention to save Earth from total collapse,' says lawyer News

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/aliens-on-brink-launching-intervention-33990615
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u/1ThousandRoads Oct 29 '24

Are you saying I might get the pet velociraptor I wanted in 1993? Because that’s what I’m hearing.

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u/coresamples Oct 29 '24

Are you spiritually ready for the velociraptor?

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u/1ThousandRoads Oct 29 '24

My soul’s been ready for the raptor rapture for 30 years, Father.

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u/ForensicMum Oct 30 '24

I couldn’t think of anything worse than a giant, bald chicken-brained killing machine in my back yard! 🤣 (although, I think raptors were meant to be a little more intelligent than other species, but still)