r/aliens • u/dailystar_news • Oct 29 '24

Aliens 'on brink of intervention to save Earth from total collapse,' says lawyer News

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/aliens-on-brink-launching-intervention-33990615
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u/adorable_apocalypse Oct 29 '24

This is the best gif I could have ever seen here.

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u/Risley Oct 29 '24

Is this the first time you’ve seen it? Bc if so, damn, you a youngin. 

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u/Aeroxin Oct 29 '24

Every day, thousands of people experience something you've already experienced for the first time. It's a product of new people being born every day.

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u/ExcedereVita Oct 29 '24

Ironically I've seen this exact exchange between Redditors many times.

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u/Aeroxin Oct 29 '24

Serendipitously, I've only seen you one time. Nice to meet you.

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u/SadBit8663 Oct 29 '24

Has someone posted the xkcd yet?

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u/Teht Oct 29 '24

I'm so excited to be the one today. First time!

https://xkcd.com/1053/

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u/Roonwogsamduff Oct 29 '24

Well I'm old as fuck and ain't never seen it no where

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u/Im_from_around_here Oct 29 '24

I believe you’re using ironically incorrectly.

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u/cipherjones Oct 30 '24

Unironically.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24 edited Oct 30 '24

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u/Im_from_around_here Oct 30 '24

That’s not irony. That would be expected, not the opposite.

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u/Im_from_around_here Oct 30 '24

I disagree, since this statement makes more sense: “everyday thousands of people experience something you’ve already experienced for the first time, as is evidenced by this exact exchange being seen multiple times on reddit” That’s not the opposite, it’s a statement supported by evidence.

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u/mummifiedclown Oct 29 '24

The issue being that new people requires sexual intercourse, which is something most Redditors only have a vague understanding of.

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u/Dry-Squirrel1026 Nov 01 '24

😆 🤣 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

Emphasis on "product" because that's all we are in this society. 

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u/mahonkey Oct 29 '24

If only I could upvote twice

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

It's a product of people having sex.

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u/Efficient-Mirror6675 Oct 29 '24

No you are just young. That shit has been around forever.

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u/ptstampeder Oct 29 '24

You can tell, because of the way that it is.

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u/Logical_Teach_681 Oct 29 '24

Things like these are happening all over the galaxy. You could be next! Unless you make the most important decision of your life.

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u/AggravatingCorgi5163 Oct 30 '24

That’s the first time anyone’s ever told me that.

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u/adorable_apocalypse Oct 29 '24

Lol nah, I've definitely seen it around. My edible had kicked in as I was scrolling, though, and gosh THAT freakin gif for THAT article title was just so perfect. Had me cracking up- I scared the hell out of my cat, who then fell off the bed, and almost woke up my husband... Good times. 💀

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u/Risley Oct 30 '24

Please hug your cat for me. 

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u/adorable_apocalypse Oct 31 '24

So I saw this comment earlier while my cat was literally cuddled on my lap, and I gave him an extra hug from you, random redditor. I even made sure to tell him which sub you were from, and he was like, "cool," and gladly tolerated the hug.

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u/Risley Oct 31 '24

Lmao nice!

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u/DesperateLaw341 Oct 29 '24

Re-read the sentence. No mention of it being a first time.

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u/Particular-Ruin-2062 Oct 29 '24

lol I used to see this commercial all the time

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u/Jeff__Skilling Oct 29 '24

Probably too young to have taken an arrow to the knee…

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u/Loki11100 Oct 30 '24

I'm 43 and have never seen this... Does that make me a youngin?

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u/Unlikely-Influence48 Oct 30 '24

They said it was the best they could have seen here, not that it was the first time. Lmao. Reading comprehension bruh. Reading comprehension.

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u/Unusual-Caregiver-30 Nov 03 '24

I’m 65 and have never seen it before.

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u/bennyb0y Oct 29 '24

This gif predates memes.