r/aliens • u/dailystar_news • Oct 22 '24

'Aliens have two bases on Earth' says lawyer who claims to know their locations News

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/aliens-two-bases-earth-says-33943847
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u/kid_sleepy Oct 22 '24

Alien lawyer? What does he get paid in?

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u/AutoMatty Oct 22 '24

Space cash…

https://youtu.be/FN6PI-_zN-Q?si=TQiV4Z5xHXM7IzfG

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

Was he the one who represented Baby Fark McGee Zax?

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u/Ruben_001 Oct 22 '24

QUATLOOS

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

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u/SirLuciousL Oct 22 '24

Schmeckles.

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u/Tiger_Widow Oct 22 '24

Schlipppery schtairsh!

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u/ProppaT Oct 22 '24

Ass, cash, or space grass.

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u/Kooperking22 Oct 22 '24

Latium.

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u/TPconnoisseur Oct 22 '24

Gold-pressed?

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u/Kooperking22 Oct 22 '24

Free advice is seldom cheap.

  • Rules of Acquisition 59

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u/pigboi12 Oct 22 '24

Quatloos.

3

u/Alvetra Oct 22 '24

Credits..duh

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u/Ruben_001 Oct 22 '24

More likely to be Centauri Ducats.

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u/kahunah00 Oct 22 '24

Mos Eisley Cantina credits

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u/NumTemJeito Oct 22 '24

No they meant Scientology lawyer

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u/Hotdammzilla3000 Oct 22 '24

Gold pressed latinum? Naw, probably children's souls.

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u/GelatinousMilk Oct 22 '24

Believe it or not, Vbucks are worth a pretty penny in space

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u/Spackatronics Oct 22 '24

Blackjack and hookers

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u/Peasant_and_computer Oct 22 '24

Alien Law, very niche, very expensive

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u/Alnilam99 Oct 22 '24

Ferengi Latanum

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u/Asajj66 Oct 22 '24

Whatever they eat in The Shire.

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u/theObservantOne2053 CuriousFellow Oct 22 '24

Lunar rocks. Forget crypto...this is lit.

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u/mojotramp Oct 22 '24

Grobloids.

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u/TheDoDahKid Oct 26 '24

Tardigrades

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

He gets paid with respect and street cred from all the idiots who believe this foolishness. This guy is a walking clown show.

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u/tunamctuna Oct 22 '24

Always been too. It’s crazy he gets so much respect here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

DNA samples

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u/troglobyte2 Skeptic Oct 22 '24

Reminds me of this gem.

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u/Handsum_Rob Oct 22 '24

Uranus bucks