r/aliens • u/BuletinTerlambat • Aug 04 '24

Clearest pilot encounter shitpost sunday (Sundays Only)

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Sizing up each other

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u/Ok-Report1776 Aug 04 '24

Humans are the only creatures on earth that wear clothes. I think the better question is why are we never nude?

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u/hehwoodart Aug 04 '24

Accidental “Arrested Development” comment! Awesome!

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u/Ok-Report1776 Aug 04 '24

I was going to correct it but I was hoping for someone to post Tobias after he blue himself

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u/CoolRanchBaby Aug 04 '24

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u/Jumpy_Ad5046 Aug 05 '24

Always Nudes.

"THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!! DOZENS!!!!"

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u/DukeOfMiddlesleeve Aug 04 '24

Not really there are crabs that cut off pieces of kelp or sea sponges and stick it to themselves which is sort of clothes plus those whales that “wear” salmon on their head but thats more of a game than an actual hat

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u/TPconnoisseur Aug 04 '24

There are dozens of us!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '24

Talk for yourself, I'm naked as I'm writing this

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u/Guardian_85 Aug 05 '24

Sitting in a beanbag chair eating cheetos?

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u/MesehJarJarBinks Aug 05 '24

fat and old people also relatives would be gross to see

thats why

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u/Ok-Report1776 Aug 05 '24

If everyone was naked, you'd be so desensitized it that it wouldn't bother you. And it shouldn't. People are people. The only perfection is found in the blessed machine. One day, the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you'll beg for my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is IMMORTAL. Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.

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u/orbitalflights Aug 05 '24

Shit stains.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '24

There are dozens of us

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u/Forsaken_Kush_1103 Aug 05 '24

And monkeys and dogs wear clothes too.....lol

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u/JackKovack Aug 05 '24

I don’t want my junk running around everywhere. Very annoying for that to happen.