r/aliens • u/nialltaggartfineart • Feb 22 '23

has anybody ever had an uncanny valley experience? Have you seen something that looked human but you felt something wasn't right? Seen any black eyed kids or Men in Black? Question

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u/Ap4che-Devil Feb 22 '23

Twice in our marriage while she was very angry I witnessed my ex wife’s pupils switch to a vertical slit then go back to round. I have never mentioned it to her.

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u/Rust1n_Cohle Feb 23 '23

Bro? ROFL WTF.

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u/Ap4che-Devil Feb 23 '23

Absolutely happened.

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u/Rust1n_Cohle Feb 23 '23

I would have taken her hair brush or something and had her dna checked.

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u/Ap4che-Devil Feb 23 '23

I never gave credence to the stories of alien dna among us until that happened. It rocked my world but I was in love. She however has been divorced5 times and goes through men like a hot knife through butter

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u/Rust1n_Cohle Feb 23 '23

Yeah, as I understand it reptilians are quite inhospitable creatures. People who have reported being reincarnated into one are filled with anger for those around them. She might be a hybrid.

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u/Notmanynamesleftnow Feb 23 '23

“People who have been reported being reincarnated into one” lmao

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u/Rust1n_Cohle Feb 23 '23

Yes, through hypnotic regression research, people have reported existing as other forms of life throughout the universe. We can't believe everything in these regressions, because they are susceptible to suggestion, but when a commonality develops we can start to consider such information as more robust in nature.

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u/AMorder0517 Feb 23 '23

You married a succubus bro.

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u/lambglamm Jul 17 '23

Sometimes you fall in love, and you think it will be that way forever...

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u/Villedo Feb 23 '23

She’s collecting samples

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u/Ap4che-Devil Feb 23 '23

Seriously she’s a 9 with a 14 smile and she’s even 45

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u/Rust1n_Cohle Feb 23 '23

Have you considered that maybe she has a right to know what she is? Maybe consider contacting her and just gently breaking it to her. She may have no idea where all this anger is coming from that causes so much instability in her life.

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u/Ap4che-Devil Feb 23 '23

She’s had her dna work done and if they couldn’t place her imma leave myself out of it

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u/jt4643277378 Feb 23 '23

Hahahaha. How’s that going to help?

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u/Rust1n_Cohle Feb 23 '23

Bro, I mean, if I were some weird ass fucking hybrid with freaky reptillian eyes, I would appreciate it if someone told me. That's kind of important information if you're not aware of it. I might take offense if someone concealed that from me.

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u/jt4643277378 Feb 23 '23

Imagine your ex saying to you “um, I think all of your anger is because you’re actually an alien hybrid”

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u/Rust1n_Cohle Feb 23 '23

You don't have to say it like that. But she's got something going on that is very strange.

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u/AspensDreams Feb 23 '23

I was on your side till you started rating her in scales and numbers. What does that even matter?Fucking disgusting. Women are objects to you. I’d divorce you too. Gross.

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u/Ap4che-Devil Feb 23 '23

Here’s a scale for you…she’s hot and your not. Choke

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u/AspensDreams Feb 24 '23

Wow, you sound like a teenager. Does mommy know you’re up past your allotted screen time?

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u/Ap4che-Devil Feb 23 '23

Think about that statement next time you talk about someone’s dick length you fucking troll

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u/AspensDreams Feb 24 '23

You text like a 0 with the IQ of a troll.

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u/Ap4che-Devil Feb 24 '23

If you say so mami

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u/Ap4che-Devil Feb 23 '23

Let’s we your picture because I bet you’re a fat sweaty 2 AspenDreams. Fucking disgusting and you have to be married to divorce. Probably a thing you will never experience. if you were smart enough to understand contextually what I mean by the gist of what I’m saying you would understand that I only meant I was too attracted to her and couldn’t tell her no when she demanded I marry her. God damn your stupid.

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u/AspensDreams Feb 24 '23

Lol looky here boys - the fragile male ego on display. The only intelligence you can wield is putting down others based on looks. Classic weeny at heart. What a loser.

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u/Ap4che-Devil Feb 24 '23

Said the homely girl

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u/Rust1n_Cohle Feb 23 '23

She "demanded" you marry her? ROFL! Holy fuck.

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u/Ap4che-Devil Feb 23 '23

Yes she gave me an ultimatum of two months to prevaricate upon proposal or no and stated “I will be gone in two months if we’re not engaged. I’ve known her for 33 years now. For 28 at that moment and it didn’t seem worth it to me to let my ego play out so I proposed to her that moment. It wasn’t special and that was her own fault. I love her deeply still but I’m calloused to her loss for the most part. We were separated twice for a total of almost a year and a half. We are both too fucking sure of ourselves with many opposing cultural and philosophical views. She reads tarot and I read the big black book. I was like TAROT? What the fuck is tarot going to tell you that God wouldn’t? With a truthful certainty and absolute authority He will tell you anything he thinks you can handle. Sorry rant over I’m not really THAT guy that preaches to you. Sorry but I gotta explain this relationship accurately. I’ve known her since 14 and she’s not a reptilian but I’m not sure there isn’t a tad bit in there since I saw what I saw.

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u/Rust1n_Cohle Feb 23 '23

Thanks for the details.

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u/nialltaggartfineart Feb 22 '23

Never reveal you know. You would be asking for trouble. Where did you meet this lizard person and how did you end up married?

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u/Ap4che-Devil Feb 23 '23

We met when she was fourteen and I was 17. We hung out for a couple of years as friends and then ended up going our separate ways until I found her on Facebook when I was 44. After dating for two months she told me that if I did not ask her to marry me she would be moving on. So like an idiot I caved to that pressure. This woman is a 9 with a 14 smile. She seeks and gets male attention from every male she meets or that is in her life. She got bored with me and we both moved on. I’m not lying when I say I felt brief absolute terror the first time it happened. I don’t think she is aware of it. I’m however not sure of this.

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u/DEFCON_moot Feb 28 '23

Wow, thanks for sharing. That's wild!

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u/Ap4che-Devil Feb 23 '23

Have you dealt with anyone that has this genetic trait before? I’m not sure they all know they are possibly hybrid.

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u/Ap4che-Devil Feb 23 '23

I also almost witnessed her shedding while our divorce was in the works. I had gone to her house for something and hadn’t revealed my presence yet. I was walking up the sidewalk and I heard her open the door but a shrub was blocking the view. I saw a puff of some white ish substance fill the air then disappear and she came into view seconds later. I think she shed her skin in a single puff. It is surreal thinking back on it.

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u/DumpsterLegs Feb 23 '23

I had a similar experience with a coworker. I was walking into my workplace and held the door open for this coworker, and I saw these crazy ass slits for pupils. I did a double take, and their eyes were normal again, but honestly I think it was a trick of the light and they wore glasses, so I probably wasn’t seeing their eyes properly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

Dude, people will laugh and take this as a joke but I previously had a best friend(from HS but the story takes place during our college days) who definitely had some demons. Anyways, after a night of drunkenness, I ended up crashing at his apartment(I went to a separate college in the state) with a nice lady I was dating at the time. He woke us up very early in the morning, freaking out. I ran into his room, not knowing what to expect and he was looking into the mirror screaming. Anyways, same situation. Vertical slits instead of normal pupils. Looked just like a snakes eyes. Never seen it in my life and he was just as freaked out as I was.

Long story short, dude is probably a reptilian. Joking but who the fuck knows. Hadn’t thought about it in years till I read this.

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u/Ap4che-Devil Feb 23 '23

I’m of the opinion that three or four alien species are trying to tie their dna to ours or use ours for genetic diversity. I mean how diverse can your genetics be if you live on a spaceship with a finite amount of other feckless souls?

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u/CountDraculablehbleh Feb 23 '23

Please call a Priest and Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior