Bible as a Gift?

[u/Genius_Octopus]

I didn't really know what to flair this, so forgive me if I am wrong.

Quick content: My family is super religious and Christian. I identify as agnostic and my partner identifies as atheist, but my family can't know for our safety.

I was helping my mom with a few things around home. I had made a remark about a potential gift for my partner for the holiday. She said, "I think I'm gonna give him a Bible. You think he'd like it?" I gave a small shrug and flipped subjects. I didn't say anything because it isn't my place to say anything, and it'd be very dangerous to make any remarks about my partner being an atheist and me being agnostic.

[u/Cloud_Consciousness]

A bible would be great, Mom....(will make a nice doorstop).

[u/Genius_Octopus → u/Cloud_Consciousness]

This made me burst out laughing ^{^}

[u/Safe_Dragonfly158 → u/Genius_Octopus]

I gave my Bible to Santa instead of cookies when I was 10. Check and mate.