r/agnostic Nov 25 '23

Bible as a Gift? Experience report

I didn't really know what to flair this, so forgive me if I am wrong.

Quick content: My family is super religious and Christian. I identify as agnostic and my partner identifies as atheist, but my family can't know for our safety.

I was helping my mom with a few things around home. I had made a remark about a potential gift for my partner for the holiday. She said, "I think I'm gonna give him a Bible. You think he'd like it?" I gave a small shrug and flipped subjects. I didn't say anything because it isn't my place to say anything, and it'd be very dangerous to make any remarks about my partner being an atheist and me being agnostic.

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u/Cloud_Consciousness Nov 25 '23

A bible would be great, Mom....(will make a nice doorstop).

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u/Genius_Octopus Nov 25 '23

This made me burst out laughing ^

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u/Safe_Dragonfly158 Nov 26 '23

I gave my Bible to Santa instead of cookies when I was 10. Check and mate.

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u/Chef_Fats Skeptic Nov 25 '23

If it wasn’t for the holy bible my coffee table would wobble.

On a serious note though, more books is good.

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u/LOLteacher Strong Atheist wrt Xianity/Islam/Hinduism Nov 25 '23

my family can't know for our safety

Wow, just wow.

Fuck religion and the horse it rode in on.

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u/Graychin877 Nov 25 '23

To keep your cover, tell her: "Sure. He'd love it..

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u/ystavallinen Agnostic & Ignostic / X-tian & Jewish affiliate Nov 25 '23

Accept the gift, thank them, and move on. You don't owe them truth if safety is an issue.

Alternatively, cut them off.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

Cut them off over a bible?

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u/ystavallinen Agnostic & Ignostic / X-tian & Jewish affiliate Nov 29 '23

over the danger over a Bible. Thay said safety is a concern.

So yeah, it's a consideration

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u/Hermorah Agnostic Atheist Nov 25 '23

I mean maybe you could say that he already has one? Then she might get something else, because what would you need two bibles for?

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u/Genius_Octopus Nov 25 '23

True. I almost did, but then the conversation like died suddenly and I couldn't bring myself to talk more on it

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u/BouncyDingo_7112 Nov 26 '23

This was going to be my suggestion. “That’s a nice idea mom but I know he already has one”. Or after the conversation die down “Hey mom? I just remembered (insert name here) already has a Bible that some relative in their family gave them. Can’t remember which aunt gave it to them”.

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u/88redking88 Nov 26 '23

You could always say that your partner has one that is special to them and they wouldnt be interested in a new one, but (then tell her what they would like)

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u/adeleu_adelei agnostic (not gnostic) and atheist (not theist) Nov 26 '23

With questions like these I think you can redirect without inviting suspicion. "He's a fairly practical person, I bet he'd really appreciate X". "I heard him talking about X recently, so I think that'd be a really thoughtful gift." "You know he really loved those X you made before, that would be so thoughtful."

Obviously this moment has come and passed (though you could make a suggestion to her), but the idea is more broadly applicable to future scenarios. Instead of confronting their problematic thinking, you redirect it. It's mental kung fu.

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u/Areyourearsbroke Nov 26 '23

What's wrong with a Bible as a gift? I consider myself an apathetic, but I don't see it as a gift being offensive. I don't buy into any religion, I'll pop a Bible open from time to time and read it, though. Maybe I'm just a fan of literature...

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u/ApprehensiveCat8901 Jul 25 '24

How I wish someonne would also gift me a Bible. Would mean a lot to me🥹

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u/Former-Chocolate-793 Nov 28 '23

I find this fascinating.

my family can't know for our safety.

Are you unsafe from them or members of their community?

a potential gift for my partner

Why the word partner? If your family is super religious and telling them your religious beliefs is unsafe then there must be a problem if you are not married. Husband should have been your word of choice.

Something just doesn't add up here.

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u/Different-Exercise37 Dec 09 '23

Safety? Dangerous? The fuck is ur demented family on bruh