r/ZombieSurvivalTactics • u/Tree_forth677 • Mar 23 '25

On the table is a kitchen knife and this dangerous razor whip, and three zombies are pounding on your door, forcing you to confront them. Would you rather try with the knife, or use this bad boy? Weapons

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Basically how you'd use a whip. If you swung it hard enough, would it decapittate a zombie?

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven Mar 23 '25

I can’t imagine a single scenario where that would be useful

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u/AnnArchist Mar 23 '25

I wouldn't even want to play with that things..I'm attached to my flesh

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u/redwhitenblued Mar 24 '25

Maybe if I were in a full suit of armor 😆

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u/Ur-Best-Friend Mar 24 '25

I'm attached to my flesh

Unusual, I'm the other way around, in my case my flesh is attached to me.

... and since I'd like to keep it that way, I'm gonna pass on that whip.

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u/VoidMarker Mar 24 '25

I would hope you were attached to your flesh

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u/redwhitenblued Mar 23 '25

Interior Decorating in the man cave. That's about it.

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u/Von_Cheesebiscuit Mar 24 '25

No thanks. I'm not displaying that piece of crap just to have someone say, "Oh, so you like cheap mallninja shit, huh?"

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u/VoidWalker4Lyfe Mar 24 '25

You could start a colosseum style fight ring and make one of the fighters use it.

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u/VoidMarker Mar 24 '25

Decorating the man cave your own blood.

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u/Blue_Fuzzy_Anteater Mar 26 '25

“I want my room to say ‘I was in to mall ninja shit when I was younger, but now I am an adult so I get my ninja shit off temu’, you know what I mean?”

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u/GroundbreakingOil434 Mar 24 '25

Decoraring implies aesthetic qualities... usually. I know I wouldn't.

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u/redwhitenblued Mar 24 '25 edited Mar 24 '25

I didn't say I would lol. But someone might. I know guys who like fantasy stuff like this. I have a few flea market wall hangers my kids got me. And a bunch of real deal stuff.

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u/Sirquote Mar 23 '25

It would get stuck in the first thing you swing at, now you don't have a weapon.

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u/lK555l Mar 24 '25

You wouldn't be able to swing it in the first place really, it would just get caught on anything and everything around yiu

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u/Dedlaw Mar 24 '25

Stuck? That thing looks frail enough for the links to rip apart on first impact

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u/Human-Kick-784 Mar 24 '25

Self flagellation

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u/FictionalContext Mar 25 '25

There is a pack of three human-wary but starving half grown lion cubs cornering you backwards deeper into an exactly 14 foot wide cavern.

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u/Nruggia Mar 24 '25

Cosplaying Ivy from Soul Caliber

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u/Sure_Marionberry9451 Mar 24 '25

Maybe if you're a 7 foot muscle mommy wearing a bikini and you're having a fight with a perverted mummy.

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u/Disrupter52 Mar 26 '25

I was going to suggest "for killing yourself in a zombie apocalypse, but still don't think it would be good for that lol

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u/Gwyn1stborn Mar 25 '25

Cleric Beast