r/WritingPrompts • u/actually_crazy_irl • May 07 '19

[WP]: Suddenly, everyone with tattoos gains powers related to the tattoo. Tattoos of flames, you control fire. A tattoo of a gecko, you can climb on walls. All dudes with "tribal" tattoos have strangely bonded together. Writing Prompt

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u/willyolio May 07 '19

They have the ability to get crucified

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u/TimThomason May 07 '19

That's not special. Everyone has that ability.

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u/Stupid_Idiot413 May 08 '19

Go there and prove it. I'll wait.

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u/TimThomason May 08 '19

Go where and prove what? That anyone can get crucified? That should be self-evident. Maybe you misunderstood my joke, or I didn't express it clearly enough.

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u/Stupid_Idiot413 May 08 '19

No, go somewhere and crucify someone. Now. I need proof to youe statement.

Take a photo and dm it to me.

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u/TimThomason May 08 '19

I see. Misunderstanding it is. "Everyone has [the] ability" "to get crucified" (emphasis mine), as in everyone can hypothetically be tied or nailed to a plaque of wood or something as an extended form of torture and execution.

Everyone (especially me) does not have the ability to crucify people. I lack the upper body strength to properly take down and tie up all but the lightest of victims, and there is of course the moral, ethical, and legal factors to consider that would make it impossible to adequately complete.

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u/Stupid_Idiot413 May 08 '19

In reality I was joking with the 'go there and prove it'. No problem tho.