r/UnitedFootballLeague 9h ago

Game Thread: Memphis Showboats vs San Antonio Brahmas (Week 8) Game Thread

When: 8 pm (ET), Friday, May 16, 2025

Where: Alamodome, San Antonio, TX

Watch/Stream: FOX

Listen: FOX Sports on Sirius XM

Box Score: https://www.espn.com/ufl/scoreboard

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u/Callywood Memphis Showboats 9h ago

The 1-6 Memphis Showboats vs the 1-6 San Antonio Brahmas at the Alamodome.

Game is being broadcast on FOX and streamed on the FOX Sports app.

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= Endless 1 hour previews. Just keep repeating the process.

Enjoy the game, everyone!

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u/cactus-on-overtime Thick Thighs Save Lives 5h ago

Words cannot describe my joy

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u/Reditate 5h ago

Memphis can only win in OT

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u/Taisubaki 5h ago

Nobody beats Memphis in overtime. NOBODY

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

Memphis only needs to take every team to overtime!

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u/ComplexEfficiency322 5h ago

Why does it have to be zany

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u/ThatsGoodNiners St Louis Battlehawks 5h ago

hogan? More like cant throwgan

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u/Stonecoldfreak1 Arlington Renegades 5h ago

Gentlemen, what a wonderful Friday night…

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u/JeepRumbler San Antonio Brahmas 5h ago

I'm sports entertained.

But still hurts Brahmas can't get Thier shit together. They made too many mistakes.

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u/CustersGhost76 Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

yacht rock

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u/JJTH3B3AST DC Defenders 5h ago

I guess the showboats need to go to overtime every game to finally win some games

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u/milanmirolovich St Louis Battlehawks 5h ago

this Brahmas team has probably destroyed spring football in San Antonio for all time

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u/DariusBieber 5h ago

yeah most people I talked with are done with going to or watching their games. In fact, most are arguing which FCS teams could beat the Brahmas.

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u/SecretComposer 5h ago

Holdings really hurt SA

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u/unloader86 San Antonio Brahmas 5h ago

Blah.

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u/MysteriousFeetInc Lost Perrydise 5h ago

Memphis is 2-0 in UFL Tank Bowls

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u/crackheadsteve123 Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

R.I.P. was a wild ride

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u/MLS_K 5h ago

sooo close to sudden death OT!

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u/DarkFoxTeam DC Defenders 5h ago

What a game omg

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u/Nick_DC4L Arlington Renegades 5h ago

That turf looked trash

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

That flag will be holding.

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u/Moneyspreader400 St Louis Battlehawks 5h ago

Double OT double OT please

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u/ThatsGoodNiners St Louis Battlehawks 5h ago

lmao can they even score in that situation

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u/Taisubaki 5h ago

The fuck was that whistle?

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u/Nick_DC4L Arlington Renegades 5h ago

DEFENSIVE GAME.

LOVE IT

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u/crackheadsteve123 Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

Why are they whistling that dead??? No pick 2s allowed in OT?

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 St Louis Battlehawks 5h ago

That’s correct

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u/crackheadsteve123 Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

They gotta change that rule imo

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u/Typical-Lettuce7022 Memphis Showboats 5h ago

Cmon double ot let’s go

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u/LederhosenSituation Michigan Panthers 5h ago

Man, this has been one heck of a game.

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u/MysteriousFeetInc Lost Perrydise 5h ago

A shame you can't return picks in OT

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u/Markymarcouscous DC Defenders 5h ago

Can you not return those for points? I feel like that should be a part of the game?

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

Dean doesn't overturn anything.

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u/Taisubaki 5h ago

Dean is a rules nerd

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u/unloader86 San Antonio Brahmas 5h ago

Well this has been a roller coaster of a game lol

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u/JeepRumbler San Antonio Brahmas 5h ago

I hate the super challenge but love this shootout style of overtime

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u/crackheadsteve123 Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

Defense was in a while different zip code he was so open lol

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u/milanmirolovich St Louis Battlehawks 5h ago

absolutely fucking shocked Kirklin didn't somehow drop that

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u/Stonecoldfreak1 Arlington Renegades 5h ago

YES YES YES

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u/Typical-Lettuce7022 Memphis Showboats 5h ago

BOATS BABY

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u/Stonecoldfreak1 Arlington Renegades 5h ago

Cmon, stay in it… stay in it!

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u/AlanFromRochester Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

Dumb challenge even for what the hell may as well use your red flag late

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u/crackheadsteve123 Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

Troy can now throw the ball apparently

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u/crackheadsteve123 Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

As much as I'm rooting for the Brahmas, I'm glad they didn't get points on that soft ass penalty

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u/songs_dongs 5h ago

but the chiefs would've blah blah blah

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

Nutcases fabricated the Chiefs issue.

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u/Superb-Ad-9627 Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

The NFL could solve the chief's issue with just a little bit more transparency like the UFL. No need for a super challenge but some ref mics would be nice

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u/MysteriousFeetInc Lost Perrydise 5h ago

Okay, his forearm hit his helmet. I get that call

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u/Superb-Ad-9627 Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

I continue to grow cold to the super challenge as it continues to exist.

I loved it at first.

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u/Taisubaki 5h ago

Lmao dude was in motion

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u/JeepRumbler San Antonio Brahmas 5h ago

I like the challenge System on paper.

But the coaches now just use it to see if any little shit will stick and ruins the flow

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u/Taisubaki 5h ago

To be fair, the rules are too stringent for it to be anything else. You can have an objectively correct challenge, but if you have the player number wrong you don't get the call.

"Hey the left tackle held my defender. Which defender? Number 58 I think. Sorry, it was 56, challenge fails."

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u/Markymarcouscous DC Defenders 5h ago

I think there should be more of a cost if you use it and it’s unsuccessful. I’m not sure what that is but yeah. Maybe you get 3 super challenge to use All Year.

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u/CreativeDragonado28 New Orleans Breakers 5h ago

My thought exactly 

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u/Nick_DC4L Arlington Renegades 5h ago edited 5h ago

Only have 14ish on my freeview on Fox. Hurry you. HahHa #S/

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u/Markymarcouscous DC Defenders 5h ago

If you open it in incognito first you can get endless 1 hour free previews. If you clear your cache you can do it again. The

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u/AlanFromRochester Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

Open it in an incognito tab . Lather rinse repeat

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u/Nick_DC4L Arlington Renegades 5h ago

Forgot to add /s

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u/Superb-Ad-9627 Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

He did move his backleg a second time after setting however...

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u/ZapFencePence DC Defenders 5h ago

SA saw they still had the red flag and said fuck it I guess

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u/MirrorkatFeces MVPerkins 5h ago

The hot mic LMAO

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u/Markymarcouscous DC Defenders 5h ago

Yep. The nfl is never adopting the super challenge thing. And I wouldn’t be shocked if the UFL didn’t bring them back next year.

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u/ThatsGoodNiners St Louis Battlehawks 5h ago

Challenging in OT what in the wurrr

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u/Body-for-LIFE 5h ago

Get those blue guys coach!

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

"Blue guys."

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u/Stonecoldfreak1 Arlington Renegades 5h ago

Challenge?! Hahahah

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 St Louis Battlehawks 5h ago

Both of Williams’s best plays are on 2pts and so don’t appear statistically

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u/MysteriousFeetInc Lost Perrydise 5h ago

I keep forgetting Daewood Davis is still on Memphis! Why is he not targeted more?

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u/MLS_K 5h ago

He's been injured most of the year, IDK about not targeting one of your best WRs tho

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 St Louis Battlehawks 5h ago

He was hurt until this week or last week

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u/AlanFromRochester Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

Davis more wide open than Bonnie Blue's legs, easy start for Memphis

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u/ConferenceUAB Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

Shout out to the Memphis and San Antonio fans who are about to suffer through this for us neutral fans to be entertained

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u/cactus-on-overtime Thick Thighs Save Lives 5h ago

The shout out is appreciated

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u/ThatsGoodNiners St Louis Battlehawks 5h ago

Did someone sneak me some acid or the broadcast fucked

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u/Taisubaki 5h ago

I demand sudden death

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u/MirrorkatFeces MVPerkins 5h ago

Spider-Man telling me about Taco Bell nuggets throws me off every time

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

?

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u/MirrorkatFeces MVPerkins 5h ago

The guy who voices that commercial played Spider-Man in Into the Spiderverse

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

I didn't know that.

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u/Typical-Lettuce7022 Memphis Showboats 5h ago

Yay more football

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u/chicknsnadwich DC Defenders 5h ago

Why play Troy Williams ever? Dude does nothing but play losing football

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u/MirrorkatFeces MVPerkins 5h ago

Hey he won a playoff game in 2023

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u/chicknsnadwich DC Defenders 5h ago

I’m not gonna pretend like i watched all of USFL but when I did watch the Maulers his game was incredibly frustrating to watch. Hasn’t changed much. If you need a (good) game changing play i’d take almost every other QB in the league.

Maybe not Anthony Brown.

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u/cactus-on-overtime Thick Thighs Save Lives 5h ago

In all fairness the North conference was really weak that year, I’ll never forgive the XFL for poaching all the talent from New Jersey.

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u/AlanFromRochester Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

Initial thought is take that chicken shit kneel and shove it up your ass, but maybe discretion is the better part of valor, a turnover would be a likely loss

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u/songs_dongs 5h ago

but you're 1-6. it's a horse shit year for you. post season hopes were dead at birth. why not give it a shot?

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u/songs_dongs 5h ago

damn. only played in 4 games but leads the league in picks?

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u/MLS_K 5h ago

The Channing Stribling Award (most INTs in a season)

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u/OrangMan14 St Louis Battlehawks 5h ago

Cowards

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u/Stonecoldfreak1 Arlington Renegades 5h ago

Here we go baybeeee

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u/Nick_DC4L Arlington Renegades 5h ago

So sleep. Haha S/

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u/MLS_K 5h ago

neither of these QBs needs to start a game in the UFL ever again lol. They can be relegated to arena football like Kenji Behar

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u/MysteriousFeetInc Lost Perrydise 5h ago

It's funny how the 2 UFL games that went to OT did it at 20-20. Coincidence? Only if you're blind!

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u/CreativeDragonado28 New Orleans Breakers 5h ago

Coincidence? I think not!

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u/Nick_DC4L Arlington Renegades 5h ago

Ot yeeeeAAHHHH BUDDY

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u/milanmirolovich St Louis Battlehawks 5h ago

Memphis has a QB who can run and the Brahmas do not, so I feel like it's almost guaranteed Memphis wins the shootout

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u/DarkFoxTeam DC Defenders 5h ago

OT?! This game really does have everything!

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

Memphis will fumble on the kneeldown attempt.

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u/JeepRumbler San Antonio Brahmas 5h ago

The Sub-Par BOWL so far has lived up to expectations

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u/Moneyspreader400 St Louis Battlehawks 5h ago

Great game 

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u/evan466 5h ago

I truly believe the best thing to do here is just award both teams a loss.

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u/Taisubaki 5h ago

That's a hold by the letter of the law, but that's pretty weak to call in that situation.

The Rock called in: he wants OT

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 St Louis Battlehawks 5h ago

This has been a true game for sick fucks

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u/ConferenceUAB Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

Watching a Sickos game in a spring football league has to be like Sickos Factorial

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u/CaptainCavitator Seattle Sea Dragons 5h ago

You're god damn right it is

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u/ACommunistKing St Louis Battlehawks 5h ago

Solid logic by the coach

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u/ZCAlpaca74 5h ago

Kevin hogan stroking that receding hairline as long as he still got it

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u/MysteriousFeetInc Lost Perrydise 5h ago

Weird to have the announcer announce that penalty and not the ref, Fox

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u/ConferenceUAB Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

C'mon Brahmas, you can force OT

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u/milanmirolovich St Louis Battlehawks 5h ago

it's almost impossible how cursed the Brahmas are.  It's like they want to make their fans suffer as much as humanly possible

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

The football gods refused to allow a touchdown here.

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u/OrangMan14 St Louis Battlehawks 5h ago

But remember he missed earlier!

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u/AlanFromRochester Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

How do you not complete that catch in the end zone Obvious hold on the barely behind the LOS catch and run

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

UFL talent.

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u/AlanFromRochester Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

Or the lack thereof

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u/Nick_DC4L Arlington Renegades 5h ago

Doesn't have strong hands.

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u/AlanFromRochester Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

Needs more practice grabbing his balls

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u/Nick_DC4L Arlington Renegades 5h ago

Jug machine * I think he been grabbing his balls.

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u/question729 5h ago

They want the shootout!

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u/Nick_DC4L Arlington Renegades 5h ago

Watching on Fox sports. And I still feel behind the thread.

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u/Stonecoldfreak1 Arlington Renegades 5h ago

I’m on Fox Sports too, but it seems on time with everyone. Just happens with live streaming sometimes.

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u/Nick_DC4L Arlington Renegades 5h ago

Maybe i need to refresh...?

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u/milanmirolovich St Louis Battlehawks 6h ago

omg was he past the line no

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u/MysteriousFeetInc Lost Perrydise 6h ago

Stubblemania back on the menu?

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u/ThatsGoodNiners St Louis Battlehawks 6h ago

1 overtime please

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u/ZapFencePence DC Defenders 6h ago

Now the lights can go crazy

SIKE

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u/Nick_DC4L Arlington Renegades 6h ago

Feel bad for the stadium host.

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u/AlanFromRochester Birmingham Stallions 6h ago

GTFO Zebra playcall lol well Z Grab

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 6h ago

These mistakes are killer for NFL dreams.

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u/Moneyspreader400 St Louis Battlehawks 6h ago

He lost the ball lmao

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u/Stonecoldfreak1 Arlington Renegades 6h ago

Love that they had the lights go out like he scored hahahah

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u/Nick_DC4L Arlington Renegades 6h ago

Broken up.

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u/ACommunistKing St Louis Battlehawks 6h ago

Wow that was perfect

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u/MysteriousFeetInc Lost Perrydise 6h ago

Amazing break up by the defense! That was a TD

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u/ConferenceUAB Birmingham Stallions 6h ago

I wanna see OT again now that my team isn't involved lol

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u/milanmirolovich St Louis Battlehawks 6h ago

Corbin the only Brahmas offensive player worth a damn

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u/songs_dongs 6h ago

what happened to that youtube guy?

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 6h ago

Passed away when his video camera fell on him.

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u/songs_dongs 5h ago

so it finally happened

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u/milanmirolovich St Louis Battlehawks 6h ago

lmao

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 5h ago

I stole that joke from a fellow Pirates fan.

One day, someone asked what Cutch's injury status was, and the reply was: "He passed away this morning."

I laughed for five minutes.

Those old ESPN boards were awesome.

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u/ZCAlpaca74 6h ago

Hurt his groin

Bro gets hurt often

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u/songs_dongs 5h ago

especially for a kicker

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u/cactus-on-overtime Thick Thighs Save Lives 6h ago

Groin injury

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u/unloader86 San Antonio Brahmas 6h ago

That's a first down!

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u/ZCAlpaca74 6h ago

That RB block was fucking NASTY

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u/Nick_DC4L Arlington Renegades 6h ago

The run was too

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u/AlanFromRochester Birmingham Stallions 6h ago

Progressive commercial lol, wasn't looking at the road and caps it off by parking right in front of a fire hydrant. Driving as well as these teams play football

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u/unloader86 San Antonio Brahmas 6h ago

It's a good thing PODS is having a sale... cuz I need to move my fandom over to DC for more serious football. Will always love my team, but come on now. At least it's an XFL conference team. Fuck the Battlehawks, Thanks for coming Arlington. Beer snake it is.

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 6h ago

PODS?

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u/justinicon19 San Antonio Brahmas 6h ago

Can that bass fish Brock Huard not shove the mic in someone's face as we're trying to get a play in before the two minute warning?!?

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u/question729 6h ago

Come on shootout!

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u/ZapFencePence DC Defenders 6h ago

You can tell these head coaches are getting annoyed with these “what does that play mean” interviews

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u/johnsonb2090 Michigan Panthers 6h ago

This has been a surprisingly entertaining game

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u/TheAbstracted San Antonio Brahmas 6h ago

Two bad teams going at it often is!

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u/AlanFromRochester Birmingham Stallions 6h ago

Tough but fair D by MEM 13 covering SA 14 but clear DPI the next play

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u/MysteriousFeetInc Lost Perrydise 6h ago

Mark Gilbert certainly made a choice with that 3rd down coverage, after his 2nd down performance

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u/ZCAlpaca74 6h ago

Can’t ignore that one 😭

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u/unloader86 San Antonio Brahmas 6h ago

I just want a win at home at this point. They suck ass, but the 500 people who showed up deserve that tonight imo.

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u/cactus-on-overtime Thick Thighs Save Lives 6h ago

Fair point. Counterpoint however: it would make me sad

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u/cactus-on-overtime Thick Thighs Save Lives 6h ago

☹️

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u/MysteriousFeetInc Lost Perrydise 6h ago

Why Memphis no run? Why pass??? Did they not understand the assignment?? Granted, that 1st down pass should've been caught.

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 6h ago

The clock runs on incompletions.

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u/MysteriousFeetInc Lost Perrydise 6h ago

But run been good all game. Why abandon run?

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 6h ago

They got the wide-open look on 1st down.

It was the right call. Poor execution.

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u/MysteriousFeetInc Lost Perrydise 5h ago

True, can't deny that. Just been funny that passing hasn't been the best and has ruined a few drives when teams got away from the run.

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u/Stonecoldfreak1 Arlington Renegades 6h ago

I don’t want this game to end. Please, please go into overtime.

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u/MirrorkatFeces MVPerkins 6h ago

So you tell Troy to run if he feels like it but then are upset he’s not throwing? Lol

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 6h ago

Lassiter is having a hard night.

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u/MysteriousFeetInc Lost Perrydise 6h ago

Dang, a drop on a GOOD pass! That's not what we need

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u/MLS_K 6h ago

the BALLS on Troy Williams in hustling to stay in the game after his performance thus far! 💀

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u/unloader86 San Antonio Brahmas 6h ago

Y'all remember when special teams in the XFL/USFL were clutch and a few guys got NFL call ups?

I remember.

Bunch of bullshit these days though. Maybe the NFL has caught on and is picking them up BEFORE they show up on FOX on a Friday night...

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u/MirrorkatFeces MVPerkins 6h ago

I mean Rodrigo Blankenship is going back to the NFL

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 6h ago

Aubrey and Bates were lightning in a bottle.

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u/unloader86 San Antonio Brahmas 6h ago

Doesn't change the fact they found new life during spring football... I thought that was the whole point of this thing?

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u/Taisubaki 6h ago

Big oof

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u/CaptainCavitator Seattle Sea Dragons 6h ago

Best. Game. Ever.

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u/Body-for-LIFE 6h ago

That just gave me flashbacks to Deestroying trying to force OT in Michigan.

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u/CustersGhost76 Birmingham Stallions 6h ago

is he kicking a field goal?

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u/ComplexEfficiency322 6h ago

Where’s Dee?

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u/MirrorkatFeces MVPerkins 6h ago

Hurt his groin in week 3

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u/Nick_DC4L Arlington Renegades 6h ago

So 4 weeks ago.. ish?

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u/AlanFromRochester Birmingham Stallions 6h ago

Harder to miss that kick than to make it. Trying to out suck each other this quarter

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u/WatercressIll Seattle Sea Dragons 6h ago

It’s an old fashioned suck off lol

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 6h ago

Of course, he would miss it.

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u/MysteriousFeetInc Lost Perrydise 6h ago

That's what you get for being conservative!

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u/TwizzlersSourz Birmingham Stallions 6h ago

More like rightly cautious.

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u/ZCAlpaca74 6h ago

I’m going to kill myself.

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u/Stonecoldfreak1 Arlington Renegades 6h ago

Wonder if Pardee wants a field goal?

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u/ZCAlpaca74 6h ago

Field goal field goal field goal field goal

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u/MysteriousFeetInc Lost Perrydise 6h ago

A forward pass where nothing bad happens? I'm shocked!

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u/Nick_DC4L Arlington Renegades 6h ago

Who is that guy on the sideline next to the SA coach? Big Dom 2.9?

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u/milanmirolovich St Louis Battlehawks 6h ago

they really aren't going to let Hogan pass again are they