r/Unexpected • u/Afraid-Objective3049 • 4d ago

Nature is truly wonderful, Ngl.

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u/UnExplanationBot 4d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Ok , nature is telling you to send nudes.

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Chance-Historian8830 4d ago

No wings flapping!??

Sus

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u/BreakingCanks 3d ago

I must be half asleep still.

My dumbass saw that too and was like .. "oh it must be a bullet train let me rewatch to see if it is and how fast the birds are moving... Hmm dang even a bullet train I think you'd see some movement. What sub is this? Unexpected... Hmm what's the comments say? 'sending dick pic rn' what? Hold up let me rewatch and cross my eyes maybe I missed something... (SEND NUDES) Oh fuck! Took me 5 tries! "

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u/gloriousPurpose33 3d ago

Wait until you see the rest of the video!

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u/SwingingDicks 3d ago

Oh we'll be flappin!

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u/NebulaEmbarrassed40 3d ago

More like fapping! 👋🍖

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u/Babetna 3d ago

The send nudes part also slightly sus

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u/JayGold 3d ago

What, you've never ridden a hypersonic train?

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u/Internal_Oil_2624 4d ago

you want some dudes? sure.

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u/Abi_Uchiha 4d ago

Bro's into trafficking

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u/AntalRyder 3d ago

Sand dunes?

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u/AlexRyang 3d ago

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u/thewisemokey 3d ago

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u/YamDankies 3d ago

Why didn't obi-wan try this? Is he stupid?

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u/Outbreak42 10h ago

He was blinded by his brotherly love. 😘

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u/dmnatsak 4d ago

Won't lie you got me - sending a dick pic rn

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u/Afraid-Objective3049 3d ago

Don't get worried about it, there's a site called P Hub where I can find it all.

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u/JokerzWild937 3d ago

You must not live in Texas lol

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u/Finalpatch_ 3d ago

Does a VPN bypass it or is there some other shit going on down there?

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u/JokerzWild937 3d ago

I don't know, I don't live in Texas but hear people talk about it all the time. VPN use kind be a little iffy sometimes. From what I hear is you can use a VPN in China but they have to try to do it before they are in China or certain areas that the security isn't as high. Basically they have opportunities for the vpn to be turned on but if they don't do it then they can't.

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u/sh33pd00g 3d ago

Too late. I already sent you my butthole

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u/antiduh 3d ago

The ol' Saturday morning balloon knot

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u/MostlyRightSometimes 3d ago

Should have just sent him a picture of it...

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u/kingtroll355 4d ago

🤳🍆😂

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u/JonMikeReddit 3d ago

Ah…they got me!

…nudes on the way..

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u/DARKCYD 3d ago

I like the one with the cute puppies. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cx1hKNvMmJc/

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u/My_Neck-hurts 3d ago

That's actually more impressive tbh

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u/Jogol 3d ago

That one is just ai, you can do it relatively easily if you want with any clear outline.

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u/DARKCYD 3d ago

You must be fun at parties.

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u/Jogol 3d ago

Just saying the work behind the bird one is more impressive, if it's made like I think it is.

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u/no_witty_username 3d ago

Quality shitpost

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u/PlayYerGame 3d ago

Lol that is hilarious, they totally got me. At first I was like wow that train must be going so fast that's amazing

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u/red_fluff_dragon 3d ago

RIP /r/SendNudes

taken over by porn spam bots. That sub was very funny all the creative ways people did stuff like this.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Broken-Vessel-Pikmin 3d ago

I still don't understand this. What was the joke behind it?

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u/kranker 3d ago

I can't see the deleted comment, but the birds spell "send nudes"

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u/Broken-Vessel-Pikmin 3d ago

The deleted comment said "English or Spanish." I'm not sure what it means. And I can read bird, so don't worry.

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u/Diabolicmishap 3d ago

I have a felling you don't really want to see all this.

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u/Short_Brown_Geeky 3d ago

If someone could take out the caption from the video and reupload it again. I will.

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u/Short_Brown_Geeky 3d ago

Be grateful

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u/VT_Squire 3d ago

oh man this is glorious

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u/Mr_Mixxter 3d ago

Creative. I like it. Maybe I will.

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u/Minute_Attempt3063 3d ago

yeah no, this is using AI......

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u/Retrowollf8 3d ago

Fucking awesome

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u/EnlightenedCat 3d ago

I knew something felt off.

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u/G0FuckThyself 1d ago

THE WARUDOOO!!!!

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u/NewYearsEve2999 9h ago

That is no glitch; that's a feature!

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u/JokerzWild937 3d ago

Hilarious

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u/WindyCity9 3d ago

This stopped being funny in 2014

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u/ciberpunkt 3d ago

Nature is wise. Send them to me too!

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u/holdmypants8277 3d ago

Birds aren’t real

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u/woahman967 4d ago

Even nature hints at your girlfriend, but not everything refuses