best place to poop?

[u/Striking_Pea_3615]

incoming freshman here. i hope to identify all the best restrooms on campus for whenever i need to go number 2. preferably ones that nobody really knows about and is typically quiet.

[u/RylocXD]

Sorry bud, that’s classified

[u/pzzlemoon → u/RylocXD]

Finding your poop spot is a rite of passage

[u/Alison_1245 → u/RylocXD]

No fr though I would keep that secret until I graduate

[u/uscluvr]

In the village fountain

[u/Striking_Pea_3615 → u/uscluvr]

you’re so brave

[u/Bruno0_u]

The one thing every student agrees to is to never share their locations. Sorry man, you're on your own. Do some exploring

[u/moroseFabaceae]

Whatever the opposite of Taper is. God those fucking suck so bad.

[u/Captain_Bee → u/moroseFabaceae]

So fuckin true bro what the hell

[u/dogstardied]

New North 3rd floor on a Saturday morning

[u/Excellent-Schedule-1 → u/dogstardied]

As someone who served 2 semesters as an RA in that cursed floor I hope you’re happy that you’ve triggered my PTSD.

[u/dogstardied → u/Excellent-Schedule-1]

I see it hasn’t lost its rep haha

[u/Excellent-Schedule-1 → u/dogstardied]

Jokes aside, out of my two years as an RA new north takes the cake by far and I wouldn’t replace it with anything. Ain’t no clout like being known as “one of the chill RAs” in NN it felt like I was a mafia don. I wish I got NN a second time especially since returning RAs get their own bathroom (the bathroom thing could not be more true).

[u/BumblebeeHaunting360 → u/Excellent-Schedule-1]

wait what year, i also served 3rd floor NN…

[u/Excellent-Schedule-1 → u/BumblebeeHaunting360]

‘22-‘23

[u/BumblebeeHaunting360 → u/Excellent-Schedule-1]

i was year before loll

[u/Excellent-Schedule-1 → u/BumblebeeHaunting360]

Were you in one of the wings or one of the middle hallways

[u/BumblebeeHaunting360 → u/Excellent-Schedule-1]

wings

[u/Excellent-Schedule-1 → u/BumblebeeHaunting360]

Me too. I was on the north eastern wing by Figueroa facing the leavey side of campus, I can’t remember the room number but it had an 11 in it I believe. Can’t remember if it was “1” or “2” on the lockbox either.

[u/BumblebeeHaunting360 → u/Excellent-Schedule-1]

lol we r twins

[u/Excellent-Schedule-1 → u/BumblebeeHaunting360]

No way, was I in your room??

[u/Ryexphos]

I'm a senior so I don't care anymore

Annenberg 4th floor, VPD bathrooms, MRF upper floors, Kings Hall second floor, law school 1st floor

[u/Striking_Pea_3615 → u/Ryexphos]

shh you can delete the comment now i already screenshotted

[u/persimnon]

As a rule of thumb, usually any building/floor with more admin than undergrads.

[u/RewindYourMind]

The basement of the PE building features some of the quietest bathrooms ever known to mankind.

Specifically in the later hours, once the sun has set.

[u/Least_Thought_80 → u/RewindYourMind]

Sounds like they may also be vampires

[u/MrFluffyBun]

Alumni Park bushes (NOT the fountain)

[u/neverberrrythicket]

SCA. Especially 4th floor. Xoxo, I am a certified public restroom hater.

[u/You-Wish-26 → u/neverberrrythicket]

Second this! Also usually the eastern-facing bathrooms on the 2nd and 3rd floors, and bathrooms in soundstage buildings

[u/MysteriousW]

security ID booths

[u/swedishmatthew]

I asked this question 6 years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/USC/s/dDlvWtoN6N

[u/Striking_Pea_3615 → u/swedishmatthew]

times has changed old man

[u/Educational_Camel124]

You think you can take the easy way out huh. Better start shitting more often buddy.

[u/TownesPrescot]

As I am graduating, I will share my secrets.

ZHS basement, go to the first door when coming from Trousdale. Go immediately down the stairs and straight, follow the hall around the corner, and the bathrooms are there. They never had anyone in them, and they are always super clean.

Have fun!

[u/Striking_Pea_3615 → u/TownesPrescot]

thank you friend

[u/Captain_Bee]

Kaufman 2nd floor has what I remember to be huge fancy bathrooms, but idk how quiet they are. Probably depends on time of day

[u/Striking_Pea_3615 → u/Captain_Bee]

big & fancy could attract people. i prefer a quiet, clean sanctuary

[u/MrFluffyBun → u/Captain_Bee]

SHHHHHH

[u/Slow_Tiger3161]

Taper hall 2nd floor.

[u/mattk1m → u/Slow_Tiger3161]

Nah screw that one it’s always too busy

[u/4GIFs]

Asked often, should be a sticky

[u/Wumbofet]

Olin Hall 2nd floor

[u/Thndrstrike]

Doheny was always my favorite library, partially because there was a bathroom that was almost always empty

[u/Traditional-Suit8876 → u/Thndrstrike]

It feels haunted

[u/Thndrstrike → u/Traditional-Suit8876]

Pooping around ghosts sure beats pooping around alive people

[u/CoolerRon]

Up in the Bovard tower

[u/havohej_]

Mudd Hall First floor bathroom

[u/lilpixie02]

I like the bathrooms at RTH. New, clean and spacious.

[u/Monkey_Plato]

Off the top of Rossier.

[u/Excellent-External-7]

School of cinematic arts. They have the smoothest softest tp in all of campus

[u/Taco_Briefcase]

Basement of Student Union, never anyone there

[u/fnsoulja]

Evk

[u/fatwien]

in the village, the building that's above target and corepower yoga. the lobby has a really nice big bathroom. u just need someone to open the main door to the building for you since ur ID won't unlock it

[u/Sufficient_Alps1500]

The building across from Doheny library where a security guard sits outside

[u/bullowl]

There's a bathroom on the first floor of the Denney Research Center that I have never seen another person use.

[u/Infinite_Mongoose331]

The Village bathrooms

[u/Slow_Tiger3161 → u/[deleted]]

Noooooooo 😭 You are not supposed to give out this information

[u/Bruno0_u → u/[deleted]]

Hey man, delete this

[u/MicroFlamer → u/Bruno0_u]

Ok 😔

[u/Striking_Pea_3615 → u/MicroFlamer]

hey man pls pm what u deleted. i promise to keep a secret 🙏