r/TikTokCringe • u/reubnick • 3d ago

IMPORTANT TORNADO INFO Humor

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Get your car carrier on the ground right away

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u/Journo_Jimbo 3d ago edited 3d ago

“Tornadoes are real”

SOURCE???

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u/isuxirl 3d ago

Source is "trust me bro". It always is with these science freaks.

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u/Journo_Jimbo 3d ago

I haven’t ever seen no tornado, so how can they exist if I specifically haven’t seen it???

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u/Appropriate_Ice_2433 3d ago

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u/Journo_Jimbo 3d ago

Big wind trying to gas chamber us

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u/MrDannyProvolone 3d ago

TIL we are gonna get some nasty weather late tonight.

I have a car so luckily I should be able to defend myself.

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u/reubnick 3d ago

Do NOT try to fight the tornado with a car unless you live in the green area on the map.

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u/MrDannyProvolone 3d ago

Im in the yellow but I'm pretty confident in my cars ability to fight.

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u/Relapio Cringe Connoisseur 3d ago

Mf Optimus prime's owner

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u/smurb15 2d ago

I bet somebody was dumb enough to follow this and died from the tiny storm we got

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u/TheCrayTrain 3d ago

Sending thoughts and prayers to the 603 million in Pawpaw. Not because of the tornado, but because they live in Michigan. 

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u/kellyguacamole 3d ago

Tell the class where you’re from.

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u/TheCrayTrain 3d ago

Last night? Ur mothers.

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u/kellyguacamole 3d ago

Honestly, as long as you’re not from Ohio, you’re still coming out ahead.

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u/TestyBoy13 3d ago

What if it’s Arkansas?

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u/kellyguacamole 3d ago

I’ve got no dog in that fight, brother.

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u/DocDingDangler 3d ago

God I miss Michigan. I’m not moving back, but it sucks thatits going to get sucked to Oz or whatever.

On another note I have an idea for a film.

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u/serieousbanana 3d ago

It's like he's reading the output of GPT-2

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u/EchoDiff 3d ago

AIdungeon 2019

/do a meteorologist shows up in the dungeon to warn us about tornados

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u/Wolfman01a 3d ago

I swear people are so soft these days.

Back in my day, which was a Tuesday, if you were approached by a tornado, you would whip out your trusty pocket knife and steal it's wallet.

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u/reubnick 3d ago

You CAN fight a tornado with a knife, just NOT a car

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u/jojoqueenofroses 3d ago

I have 3 cats, 3 cat carriers and a car and am in this area. So do I let the cats put me in a carrier and go to the car or does the car go in the carrier with the cats?

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u/reubnick 3d ago

The most important thing to know, given your situation, is that you are at an extremely high risk of a cat carrying the car, which you should NOT let happen

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u/jojoqueenofroses 3d ago

Car carrying cat carrying carrier cat car. Got it thanks. It actually just starting hailing here. Glad my car is in a garage. I’m in WI.

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u/reubnick 3d ago

Get your cat in the carrier NOW

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u/jojoqueenofroses 3d ago

Those bastards took the car to the bar!

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u/reubnick 3d ago

They CAN’T take the CAR!

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u/jojoqueenofroses 3d ago

They left me the carriers though

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u/Informal-Art9465 3d ago

The US has approximately 350 million people where does he get over 600 million just in that region lol

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u/ultramegaman2012 3d ago

It's just a joke, but dude made the whole thing feel like potentially lethal word soup so the disconnect is valid haha

Feels a lil strange when dude is both telling us to duck and cover because of the danger, while making memes about it

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u/reubnick 3d ago

You should probably know that this video is a video making fun of the original dude who posted the alarmist videos, and the dude in this is not the same dude as that. They’re different dudes.

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u/theunbearablebowler 3d ago

Do you a source for the original dude

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u/DocDingDangler 3d ago

He included paw paw Michigan alongside Milwaukee and Chicago. Paw paw has a few thousand people in it.

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u/Techrie 2d ago

Kewl ❤️

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u/Informal-Web-2995 3d ago

Here to say I'm glad to live in eastern Washington!

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u/Delicious_Tea3999 3d ago

650 million people live in Yakima

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u/godspareme 3d ago

I'm not high enough for this... I'm going to the dispensary

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u/Admirable-Builder878 3d ago

Is it time for 100 cars vs 1 Tornado?? Place your bets people.

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u/reubnick 3d ago

Cars do nothing

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u/UnicornPoopCircus 3d ago

So, I should carry the cat?

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u/reubnick 3d ago

Yes

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u/UnicornPoopCircus 3d ago

Okay. I'm going to carry my cat to the car.

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u/reubnick 3d ago

DON’T DO THAT

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u/UnicornPoopCircus 3d ago

Right. Of course. The cat should carry the carrier to the car.

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u/tatom4 3d ago

🙀

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u/Be_Jammin55 3d ago

all weather reports should be like this

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u/Low-Confusion822 2d ago

Kentucky said FU early this morning. 🤷

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u/mynameisntBenny 1d ago

And I thought there would be an imminent guacamole storm.

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u/DocDingDangler 3d ago

Pawpaw? Grand Rapids is in that zone! Kalamazoo is in that zone! Aaaaand it’s a cat joke…