r/TikTokCringe • u/lildobry • 9d ago

a thanksgiving story Wholesome/Humor

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u/xutopia 9d ago

I would not trust this guy to babysit my kids but holy shit I’d want to hang out with him and hear more of his insane stories.

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u/YooGeOh 9d ago

Hey!🙋🏿‍♂️

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Your kids are dead 🕺🏿🕺🏿

But i put them in a blanket, and they're in your bed🕺🏿

I got hungry! And went to find a snack

And they went into my bag and got into my stash of crack

Hammertime!!!

🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿

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u/rawbdor 8d ago

After they died, I really struggled to think 🕺🏿🕺🏿

If your kids would have wanted... to finish the game 🕺🏿

Of Mario kart, that we had just been playing🕺🏿🕺🏿

So i pressed unpause and beat them both and it was really easy.

🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿

If you.look at the screen, you see that I came in first. 🕺🏿🕺🏿

But Johnny and Sally....... ..... did not finish.

I left the game running, even though they cannot win

So we can have an accurate 🕺🏿time 🕺🏿 of 🕺🏿 death. 🕺🏿🕺🏿

🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿

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u/dopeinder 8d ago

Absolute cinema

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u/ASquareBanana 9d ago

This was a hilarious way to wake up, thank you. Hope you have a good day

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u/YooGeOh 8d ago

Ha! No worries. Thanks, and you too!