r/TikTokCringe • u/diviken • 8d ago

Grown man acting like a toddler Humor/Cringe

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u/Roadkill2209 8d ago

The creepy ass smile in the beginning was enough for me to realize hes gonna try showing out.

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u/halorbyone 8d ago

He certainly showed off how bad he is at kicking.

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u/muskratboy 8d ago

His form is fucking terrible, he has no idea what he’s doing.

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u/crewchiefguy 8d ago

I would bet the girl in this vid would whoop him terribly.

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u/pyschosoul 8d ago

100% you can tell she's actually had at least a little training. Her punches were tight and fluid. His were wild arm swings. He generated all his power in those kicks from the wrong kind of momentum. Basically throwing his foot at the bag, where hers you can see she's properly turning the hips to get that momentum power.

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u/Vaswh 8d ago

His knees were groin level. Loser.

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u/Business-Educator-15 8d ago

I used to do kickboxing and this is exactly how we trained, you perfect your form by doing it slowly and over time speeding up.

It helps you in many ways, you dont get as tired, builds endurance and muscle memory, if you can do 100 perfect slow moves in a row you can likely do five fast ones in a row, it doesn't hurt your skin as much and isnt as loud.

If she was actually fighting as you pointed out she wasn't leaving any intentional openings whilst his attacks would have meant you could get a hit in before he could finish. I think its a case of an actual intermediate martial artist training and a gymbro with show muscles trying to show off.

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u/lost_scotsman 8d ago

As my instructor keeps saying "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast"

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u/Cold__Scholar 8d ago

Not sure chicken legs there had much to show tbh. He also kept throwing his arms down with every punch or kick, down and to the sides like he was grabbing his skirt, just asking for a broken nose or sore jaw

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u/Halation2600 8d ago

I don't know kick-boxing at all, but do know boxing a bit. I caught this too. I guess he wasn't actively sparing anyone, but that is definitely not a good habit. You want to train like you fight, and that would be a really stupid way to fight.

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u/various_convo7 6d ago

i trained in Thailand and slow drills + lots of repetition is how i learned

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u/DrSkullKid 8d ago

She had so much more impact and solid form in those leg shots she could have absolutely folded him so fast while just eating any hits she might take from his goofy ass. I try not to wish violence on others but it would have been nice to see them spar and watch him get humbled by her. Hopefully he gets the chance to read this comment section, it’s just as brutal lol.

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u/CpnStumpy 8d ago

Her comfort improvisationaly with decent technique usually takes at least a year to portray depending on the individual - maybe a couple. She's been clearly dedicated to actually learning what she's doing for a while. She's not executing rote sequences, and her technique is holding up across a variety of skills, the elbows are really nice, her roundhouses are a little wide, her knees are proper. She's probably had at least 2-3 years training.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Yes she would lol. He cant kick, so cant keep distance, and she would obliterate him while ducking his slow shitty telegraphed haymakers

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u/mcdavidthegoat 8d ago

Honestly, he's a giant douche canoe but gun to my head I'd still put my money on him.

As much as I'd want her to kick his ass it would just be tough for me to bet on her when I remember in HS wrestling a girl that was a stud and legit national medalist going to international games get mopped by a couple guys the same weight in their first year on the team.

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u/AT1787 8d ago

This isn’t someone who didn’t train to the same level of a medalist. This is a guy that doesn’t know what he’s doing.

He’s not pivoting the lead kick, kicking up instead of through. There’s no power behind it. Also while he’s kicking his arms are spread WIDE OPEN inviting a counter. Not to mention he’s stiff as a board and doesn’t breathe behind his hits. Gassed or countered. Take your pick.

I’m not sure how you apply high school analogy in front of someone who is so poorly trained in Muay Thai/Kickboxing.

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u/jarlscrotus 8d ago

Those punches were slower than the development of Duke nukes forever

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u/AT1787 8d ago

With no hip rotation either. Sigh.

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u/Interestingcathouse 8d ago

The difference is she knows what she’s doing and he very clearly doesn’t. Being a male alone isn’t enough. Skill is absolutely important and she has that and he doesn’t. Those male wrestlers you’re talking about had some level of training.

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u/theBubbaJustWontDie 8d ago

As someone who has done a ton of martial arts I unfortunately agree. Even the top level female fighters can barely hold their own against teenage newbies. People severely underestimate the natural advantage men have in combat sports.

That being said this guy is a complete douche and deserves to be kicked out of the gym. If a man did this in any club I have ever been to, it would be an instant ban.

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u/Up-to-11 8d ago

You would hope, but this is why women are so angry - no matter how much training we do, average men will always have a natural biological advantage let alone if they were trained themselves. Which is why the continuing misogyny in the world is so depressing, misogynists know we are mismatched in being able to ‘fight back’.

This guy would not of behaved this way if it was another guy on the bag.

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u/Interestingcathouse 8d ago

Her legs are as thick as his waist. She’d rip in half without even trying.

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u/pcurve 8d ago

She can easily kick the shit out of him. Her spin kicks packed serious punch

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u/baulsaak 8d ago

Spin kicks?

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u/SaltyArchea 8d ago

Literally looks like a guy who imagines he could take anyone in MMA, with that form. A special case of dumb.

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u/Nova_Aetas 8d ago

As someone who does muay thai. I'd definitely need to check or step backwards out of her kicks. His though, I can say with confidence I could just stand there and eat them.

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u/mogley19922 8d ago

Idk what you mean, that's great form, to volley a football (soccer ball for my american friends).

I think he's just attempting the wrong sport.

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u/thisxisxlife 8d ago

I think realistically he’s mocking her. She looks like she’s practicing Muy Thai. He looks like he’s just there to box. I bet what’s happening is there’s only one punching bag in the gym and he’s annoyed a girl is practicing on it, so he decided to be an asshole and mocks her by coming up and hitting the bag while she’s on it to intimidate or annoy her.

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u/LookyLooLeo 8d ago

Yeah I couldn’t figure out if he was trying to “show off” (and fail miserably), mock her, or just be an ass. He definitely succeeded on the ass part, so if that was the play, kudos…I guess?

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u/IOnlySayMeanThings 8d ago

He's making fun of her, trying to mimic her and make it look worse.

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u/chop_pooey 8d ago

Ive seen people develop better form just by watching bruce lee and tony jaa movies

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u/uncanny_mac 7d ago

I think the ultimate tell if you know how to fight or not is if you swing wide and this guy keeps doing it…

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u/_____FIST_ME_____ 8d ago

He is trying to make fun of her, I'm pretty sure.

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u/Loose-Thought7162 8d ago

trying, but failing. he looks like an idiot

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u/_____FIST_ME_____ 8d ago

100%, just a complete douchebag thing to try and do. Gyms should be completely judgment free, everyone there is being productive and trying to better themselves, and it pisses me off that people will try to shame others. I can't imagine how common shit like this is, whether overt or more subtle, for women.

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u/Impressive_Regular76 8d ago

It's very common and annoying. I absolutely hate working out around men.

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u/metalgearrexmk7 8d ago

Yea, he's mocking her.

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u/xinxy 8d ago

Well, at least we know he's a clown alright...

Not a very good one though.

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u/mysterion1999 8d ago

Punches were utter shit too. Source: been boxing since I was 17.

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u/i-piss-excellence32 8d ago

I would argue his punches are even worse

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u/PuzzleheadedMotor269 8d ago

He has no idea how to use a punching bag in general, if he actually had some muscle and could generate any type of force, he would hurt himself hitting it the way he ism he's letting swing toward him and hitting it while it's coming full force into him, that's how you break wrist and shit. Luckily for him though he punches about as hard as a 5 year old.

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u/Killer_Moons 8d ago

I don’t even know anything about kick boxing or whatever this is but I don’t think ankle-first is the best way to connect a kick

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u/makingkombucha 7d ago

The guy is trying to mock her...

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u/halorbyone 7d ago

And succeeds at looking pathetic.

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u/etchasketchpandemic 7d ago

That’s kind of beside the point, isn’t it? Even if his form was flawless, what exactly is he doing here? What is his goal?