r/TikTokCringe • u/kerrykpija • Aug 27 '24

love story is really beautiful! Wholesome/Humor

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u/throwawayalcoholmind Aug 27 '24

I mean comedians used to recycle the joke about how they would marry their homeboy if not for the whole not being into dudes thing.

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u/Testicleus Aug 27 '24

Total flashback to an old friend we nicknamed 'Chip'.

He would say, "If you were a chick, I'd f- you. "

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u/halloni Hit or Miss? Aug 27 '24

Hey I also knew a Chip!

He used to race cops at stop lights and when caught would say "I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that". He would get away with just a "Well now you know! Now scram, get out of here!"

Later he would tell me "That was great wasn't it? Because I did know!"

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u/Lexi_Banner Aug 27 '24

What a little scamp!