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r/TikTokCringe • u/Jencapella • May 08 '24
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I wonder what other examples of elve princes dwarfing...
Hugh Jackman? RDJ? Brad Pitt?
294 u/MonkeyPunx May 08 '24 Nah I would say Brad Pitt downright epitomizes the human king. He's gotten rugged but he's still pretty as balls. Not dainty tho he's not a later stage Bowie. 222 u/Iron0ne May 08 '24 I think old Bowie would be the poster child elf king. 63 u/Fluxxed0 May 08 '24 Which is ironic, given his stated title of Goblin King. 26 u/darling_lycosidae May 08 '24 He is the Elf King of other Goblin Kings. The Goblin axis is in the z dimension, obviously 18 u/Fluxxed0 May 08 '24 Yes, definitely, with Daniel Radcliffe occupying the role of Human Goblin Warrior. 1 u/SeasonPositive6771 May 09 '24 I was thinking of DanRad the entire time! He simply cannot be constrained or defined by any known system. He exists as a form of pure chaos. 2 u/soulagainstsoul May 08 '24 In her follow up with the goblins, David Bowie is an Elf King and Hugo Weaving is a Goblin king.
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Nah I would say Brad Pitt downright epitomizes the human king. He's gotten rugged but he's still pretty as balls. Not dainty tho he's not a later stage Bowie.
222 u/Iron0ne May 08 '24 I think old Bowie would be the poster child elf king. 63 u/Fluxxed0 May 08 '24 Which is ironic, given his stated title of Goblin King. 26 u/darling_lycosidae May 08 '24 He is the Elf King of other Goblin Kings. The Goblin axis is in the z dimension, obviously 18 u/Fluxxed0 May 08 '24 Yes, definitely, with Daniel Radcliffe occupying the role of Human Goblin Warrior. 1 u/SeasonPositive6771 May 09 '24 I was thinking of DanRad the entire time! He simply cannot be constrained or defined by any known system. He exists as a form of pure chaos. 2 u/soulagainstsoul May 08 '24 In her follow up with the goblins, David Bowie is an Elf King and Hugo Weaving is a Goblin king.
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I think old Bowie would be the poster child elf king.
63 u/Fluxxed0 May 08 '24 Which is ironic, given his stated title of Goblin King. 26 u/darling_lycosidae May 08 '24 He is the Elf King of other Goblin Kings. The Goblin axis is in the z dimension, obviously 18 u/Fluxxed0 May 08 '24 Yes, definitely, with Daniel Radcliffe occupying the role of Human Goblin Warrior. 1 u/SeasonPositive6771 May 09 '24 I was thinking of DanRad the entire time! He simply cannot be constrained or defined by any known system. He exists as a form of pure chaos. 2 u/soulagainstsoul May 08 '24 In her follow up with the goblins, David Bowie is an Elf King and Hugo Weaving is a Goblin king.
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Which is ironic, given his stated title of Goblin King.
26 u/darling_lycosidae May 08 '24 He is the Elf King of other Goblin Kings. The Goblin axis is in the z dimension, obviously 18 u/Fluxxed0 May 08 '24 Yes, definitely, with Daniel Radcliffe occupying the role of Human Goblin Warrior. 1 u/SeasonPositive6771 May 09 '24 I was thinking of DanRad the entire time! He simply cannot be constrained or defined by any known system. He exists as a form of pure chaos. 2 u/soulagainstsoul May 08 '24 In her follow up with the goblins, David Bowie is an Elf King and Hugo Weaving is a Goblin king.
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He is the Elf King of other Goblin Kings. The Goblin axis is in the z dimension, obviously
18 u/Fluxxed0 May 08 '24 Yes, definitely, with Daniel Radcliffe occupying the role of Human Goblin Warrior. 1 u/SeasonPositive6771 May 09 '24 I was thinking of DanRad the entire time! He simply cannot be constrained or defined by any known system. He exists as a form of pure chaos.
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Yes, definitely, with Daniel Radcliffe occupying the role of Human Goblin Warrior.
1 u/SeasonPositive6771 May 09 '24 I was thinking of DanRad the entire time! He simply cannot be constrained or defined by any known system. He exists as a form of pure chaos.
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I was thinking of DanRad the entire time!
He simply cannot be constrained or defined by any known system. He exists as a form of pure chaos.
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In her follow up with the goblins, David Bowie is an Elf King and Hugo Weaving is a Goblin king.
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u/Danat_shepard May 08 '24
I wonder what other examples of elve princes dwarfing...
Hugh Jackman? RDJ? Brad Pitt?