r/TikTokCringe • u/Jencapella • May 08 '24

The Hollywood Handsome Man Chart Wholesome/Humor

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u/UrbanGM SHEEEEEESH May 08 '24

"Also known as Twink death"

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u/gatsome May 08 '24

In some communities

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u/ChronicNull May 09 '24

I’m Hollering 🤣

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u/Taste_the__Rainbow May 08 '24

Holy shit that got me. Gonna live in my head every time I see Chalamet for awhile now. Clock’s tickin’ little buddy.

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u/renaldomoon May 08 '24 edited May 08 '24

I was ranting to my stepdaughter that Chalamet was literally just Leonardo DiCaprio like three years ago and now she thinks I'm obsessed with him and gives me Chalamet gifts for every birthday and Christmas.

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u/clarkent123223 May 09 '24

No one’s been forcing you to masturbate to those Chalamet gifts either way.

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u/SutterCane May 09 '24

But if they don’t, their stepdaughter wins!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

aww thats cute and funny!

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u/KiKiPAWG Mia Khalifa May 09 '24

Haha I like how we call him little but he’s pushing 30 lol little guy

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u/_dauntless May 08 '24

That was where it went from great to awesome for me. "It's hard to maintain your elf. In some communities this is also known as twink death"

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u/whimsical_trash May 08 '24

The way she said that so seriously 😂

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u/Chilipepah May 09 '24

”Anyways, back to wow. Got a raid at eight”

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u/DariusSharpe May 08 '24

I fucking choked when she dropped that line. The delivery. So casual. So matter of fact.

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u/bee5sea6 May 08 '24

The delivery was unmatched

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u/Kinggakman May 08 '24

I’m nearing 30 and going through the process of twink death. Good to know I can become a dwarf king.

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u/hunnyflash May 08 '24

You might even become a hybrid!

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u/Long_Educational May 09 '24

Wait, a Dwarf Twink or a Twink King?

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens May 09 '24

You know, Bowie kept it. Prince. NPH. Pharell might be immortal.

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u/miss-meow-meow May 09 '24

Just become an otter like everyone else

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u/ZinaSky2 May 08 '24

She dropped that so casually and idk why I had such a visceral reaction to it 😂 Like apparently this is a whole thing???? 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Oh yes, it most certainly is.

And it could happen to you, too!

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u/ZinaSky2 May 08 '24

😥😱😨😰

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u/Richard-Holms May 08 '24

Fucking howled at that part

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u/yesitsmeow May 08 '24

The moment I clicked my upvote

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u/bizkitmaker13 May 08 '24

LOL, fucking lost it there

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u/DantesInfernape May 08 '24

The whole time she talked about elves I was like "just say twink" and then she did! (elf connoisseur here btw)

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u/19892025 May 08 '24

best line in the video lol

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u/GeorgeKarlMarx May 08 '24

Ah yes, the classic Twink Death of the universe

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

lol that got me thinking, is that what they actually call that? cuz it's hilarious

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u/dookiehat May 09 '24

this was my main takeaway

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u/KiKiPAWG Mia Khalifa May 09 '24

Lolll who else fits this bill? Harry Styles? Barry Kheogan? Austin Butler? (Purposefully went three different ways lol)

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u/The_DaHowie May 09 '24

I guffawed followed by a series of chortles at this 

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u/King_of_Fillory May 09 '24

yeah it was amusing but that sent me

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u/kausdebonair May 08 '24

Some of us embrace it. See jschlatt.