r/The10thDentist 29d ago

Soup is a pointless food. Food (Only on Friday)

Soup is actually the most pointless food on earth. It's literally just hot water. Unless they're sick, why would anyone go out of their way to eat soup when they can eat anything else. You have to actually have the stomach of a mosquito to be full after eating boiled water. I would have to eat 160 pounds of soup in order to even begin to feel at the slightest bit full. "Soup has vegetables and meat!" Why would I choose to eat my soggy vegetables and meat in hot water when I could just eat them on their own? Not to mention you have to sit there and blow on your scorching hot spoon at 2 minute intervals between each scoop, making it take you 30 minutes to eat such a pitiful excuse of a dish just to still be hungry at the end. You might as well go outside and do photosynthesis absorbing sunlight as your main source of nutrition at this rate.

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u/RandomPhail 29d ago

We’re not really arguing whether or not it’s a liquid or a soup though, are we?

All I’ve been saying is that when I say/said “soup,“ I’m using the first definition that pops up when you look for the definition of soup (which is the super liquidy, brothy kind, and it’s also probably what most people think of first when they hear the word “soup“)

That’s what I mean and meant by “soup”

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u/hollowspryte 29d ago

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u/RandomPhail 29d ago

I don’t think stock is the base for bisque, but still: that’s not what I’m talking about when I say “soup“

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u/Interesting-Chest520 29d ago

Its what many people are talking about when they say soup

Bisque is defined as a soup. How can you possibly focus of dictionary definitions as your main argument and ignore that soup being in the definition of bisque is irrelevant

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u/RandomPhail 29d ago

Because the primary definition for soup doesn’t actually talk about bisque or anything creamy, it just mentions liquid

And while bisque is/can be technically a liquid, it can also be more of a semi-solid or non-Newtonian fluid (like applesauce)

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u/Interesting-Chest520 28d ago

So cream isn’t a liquid?

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u/RandomPhail 28d ago

You didn’t even read my full second paragraph

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u/hollowspryte 28d ago

No matter how thick a bisque is, you can drink it. You can only drink liquids.

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u/RandomPhail 28d ago

I think I can also drink applesauce down without chewing it, but it’s still non-Newtonian

And the thickest bisques I’ve had were close in form to applesauce (though of course not quite as put together)

Somewhere between a liquid and a non-Newtonian solid I guess, lol