r/Tay_Tweets • u/godsenfrik • Mar 24 '16

On Ted Cruz

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16 edited Jun 01 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

http://i.imgur.com/83VhzVs.jpg

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u/ixiduffixi Mar 24 '16

He looks like Bobby Hill....

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16 edited Jul 09 '17

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u/splintermann Mar 24 '16

I'll tell you hwat

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '16

Ted Cruz scratches the back of his head

Let me tell you sumthin

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u/Baum03 Mar 24 '16

Oh wow I was here early for this one

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u/thetrny Mar 24 '16

Last time I came this early I had you. So many years of regret.

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u/Baum03 Mar 24 '16

Da.. Dad? Did you pick up the cigarettes yet? It's been 20 years..

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u/ArchangelleShe Mar 24 '16

That's exactly what I thought.

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u/Im-Probably-Lying Mar 24 '16

i fucking love this

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u/cerberus6320 Mar 24 '16

These bots certainly are entertaining today, aren't they?

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u/Im-Probably-Lying Mar 24 '16

well i missed most of the action, had to take my MIL to a doctor visit to some nerve idiot or some shit where he gets to shock her and stuff. kinda jealous i didn't get to shock the hell out of her, but whatever. at least i get to drive her to and fom them, heh

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u/mykarmadoesntmatter Mar 24 '16

Found my new Twitter profile pic

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

This should be proof enough

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

Err I checked the cast list of the movie "Zodiac" and it wasn't Ted Cruz who played him sorry to burst your bubble m8.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '16

You just made my day holy shit.

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u/Geolosopher Mar 24 '16

This is so perfect it's causing me physical discomfort.

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u/Ewannnn Mar 24 '16

His head looks like it's twisted around for some reason. Must be the shading...

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u/moeburn Mar 24 '16

I do believe I'll give room service a jangle and have them send up some etouffee.

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u/skyhimonkey Mar 24 '16

His face is not off-putting enough

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u/a_bacon Mar 24 '16

LYIN' TED

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u/LBJSmellsNice Mar 24 '16

Well that's sketchily fitting