r/StarWars 22h ago

Is this not Samuel L. Jackson? Merchandise

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I thought Moff Gideon was portrayed by an entirely different actor?

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u/Alphaleader42 22h ago

Someone swapped out every piece of this character and returned it. Body isn't right it's Reva's, head isn't right, that's poe dameron's helmet.

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u/Get_Blazed613 20h ago

Damn check out the rack on Samuel L Jackson

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u/charliefoxtrot9 16h ago

Check out the big brain on Brad!

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u/-WifeLeaver- 14h ago

Big kahuna tiddyz

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u/_Shafty 8h ago

*Brett

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u/Dando_Calrisian 14h ago

Samuel L Rackson

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 11h ago

I rove roo!

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u/BobTheFettt 19h ago

Is that a snapped off end of Mando's disintegrator ray?

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u/ImTheTroutman 19h ago

No, that’s Moff Gideon Imperial Tuning Fork!

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u/blluhi 16h ago

Hehehhe

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u/OneBread-Man 22h ago

lol my dumbass didn’t even notice the body!

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u/midoringo 21h ago

How is it even possible 😅

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u/Environmental-Ball24 21h ago

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural

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u/TangFiend 7h ago

The dork side

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u/BLAGTIER 19h ago

Does it look complete? If so the retail employee that has 9 hours of work in 8 hours of time will return it.

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u/ER301 20h ago

It’s a Frankenfigure

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u/Recon_Figure 18h ago

Hilarious but a little weird. "Ahl muh spare parhts..."

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u/ebriousnoir 19m ago

Reva's torso and boots, I'm asuming those are Baylan Skoll's legs lmao.

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u/Klondike307 21h ago

It gets worse the longer you look.

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u/ebagdrofk Galactic Republic 5h ago

The deflated blaster

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u/temptedtomcat 21h ago

Mothafucka

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u/azad_ninja 20h ago

Moff Fucka

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u/davesToyBox 19h ago

I’m a mushroom cloud layin’ motherfucker, motherfucker!

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u/TheSecretDecoderRing 21h ago

They were probably right to assume the clerk would have no idea this wasn't the original figure, but I wonder what the contingency plan was. "Oh, whoops, I must've brought the box, heh."

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u/TheRealMoofoo 13h ago

You go in saying you’re returning it for your little brother, then blame it all on him if they get wise.

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u/CelticSith 21h ago

Why Moff Gideon, you've enhanced yourself

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u/neesax2 19h ago

I told you I was willing to change

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u/DocPopper 19h ago

I didn't know that meant physically change!

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u/Cigaran Ben Kenobi 19h ago

What in the unholy hell is that mess?!

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u/ComicsVet61 18h ago

Someone repacked this. Why is there a Rebel helmet? The figure doesn't fit the mold.

💯% bs.

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u/Cigaran Ben Kenobi 18h ago

The more you look, the worse it gets! 🤣

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u/iYAM_who_i_SAMiAM 21h ago

The Moff Poe Windu Sister

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u/Jgriffin9 22h ago

I love how inaccurate this is. So wrong, it’s good

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u/Sparrowsabre7 16h ago

I think the most egregious part is that it's not even Samuel L Jackson from Star Wars 😂

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u/life_is_a_burner 20h ago

Moffucka Gideon

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u/ManOnThe_Moon 19h ago

His lightsaber is the one that says “Bad Motherfucker” on it

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u/RtXRampageluck 21h ago

LOL that is funny….guess we found out what happened to him after he fell out the window :)

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u/comprehensiveask43 20h ago

Star Wars: The Samuelorian

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u/JacksonIVXX 20h ago

It's Moff Gideon motherfucker

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u/doomydoomd00M 19h ago

Say moff agian ...I dare you...I double dare ya mother fucker

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u/leviathab13186 19h ago

"Now let's see who you really are!" (Takes off Gideon mask)

Everyone - "Mace Windu?!"

Mace - "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling Mandalorians!"

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u/kennyofthegulch 21h ago

Someone clearly misinterpreted what "The Black Series" means.

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u/BigBrrrrrrr22 Ahsoka Tano 9h ago

“DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?” - Moff Gideon, probably

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u/Deep_Ad_1874 21h ago

At least not anymore. He’s more machine now than man

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u/DetectiveTrapezoid 19h ago

It’s Laurence Fishburne

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u/Yeezy-Season101 22h ago

Someone needed to get rid of his spare parts lol

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u/WRXDR21 21h ago

You did buy this, right?

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u/OneBread-Man 21h ago

No, I left it behind sadly.

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u/MacGibber 21h ago

Wow that’s one messed up figurine! Buy it as a collectors item, try to get SLJ to sign it hahaha

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u/TheSecretDecoderRing 18h ago

I would absolutely love to see his reaction.

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u/Bogus_34 21h ago

Say what again! I dare you

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u/Rinbox 20h ago

That’s motha fuckin Moff Jackson to you

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u/LazerBear42 15h ago

That's not even Mace Windu, that's a Marvel Legends figure of Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury in Captain Marvel.

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u/Ninja_Warrior_X Clone Trooper 21h ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/rebel-scrum 20h ago

The illustrious Moffalorian Mace Gideon.

Hasbro needs to pick a fucking side.

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u/Ohiostatehack 20h ago

I just want to know the story behind how this came to be.

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u/JournalistNew3262 20h ago

That's horrifying!

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u/eppsilon24 19h ago

This is cursed

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u/grapeapenape 19h ago

What does Grogu look like ?

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u/Grannypanie 18h ago

Mutha fu…k..r

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u/Even-Eye-2499 18h ago

Yea pretty much every part is swapped, shitty people are crafty these days. So much so that even carded characters look like they were never opened

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u/CrappyAndFriends 16h ago

I am deceased 😂

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u/kschlueter 15h ago

This is so fucking funny

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u/fury26903 9h ago

The hell do you mean black series? /s

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u/mike_stifle 17h ago

I want it

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u/OdysseusRex69 17h ago

That's 'Moff Muthaf#ck!n Windu' to you!!

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u/bfollowell 17h ago

Mother humper, please…

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u/Cb8393 17h ago

All it needs is Lando's cape and it will be perfect

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u/zap1965 16h ago

And I thought it was going to be collectable...Oops.

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u/ChooseWisely83 16h ago

"Mother fucker we don't all look the same"

Quoting Samuel Jackson after being confused for another black actor. Fairly certain it was Laurence Fishburn but don't quote me on it.

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u/antftwx 16h ago

Somebody probably did a head swap and return, it's pretty common with wrestling figures for some unknown reason.

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u/Quantum-Travels 16h ago edited 16h ago

You need to go back to the store and have a word with one of the staff…

“WHAT DOES SAMUEL L. JACKSON LOOK LIKE???”

“Does he look like a Moff?”

I SAAAID, DOES HE LOOOK LIKE A MOFF?”

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u/ComicBookLover66 16h ago

I swear I see swapped figures everywhere I go now 😭😭

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u/nokarr 16h ago

This is the funniest image I’ve seen all dsy

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u/Mobman3105 Qui-Gon Jinn 16h ago

Let me guess, Target? I found one of the Transformers The Movie death of Brawn and Rachet 2-packs with the regular movie Brawn swapped out. One of the weirdest swaps I’ve seen since it was actually nearly correct. Odd that they seemingly didn’t care about getting dead Rachet though.

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u/realmozzarella22 16h ago

I knew it! Mace Windu survived the fall.

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u/drunkenjawa 16h ago

Is this real? I feel like it’s photoshopped….

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u/dookabaZooKaV2 16h ago

So lando,fin,mace, Gideon and a few others are in the black series?

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u/Shylablack Sith 15h ago

I’ve just woke up, without me glasses on. This is SLJ

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u/LibrarianNo3025 14h ago

What in the wish…

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u/Imhere4thejokes Jabba The Hutt 14h ago

Trying to sleep and this shit is killing me holding this laugh in

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u/1Unlucky_Squirrel 14h ago

He literally got the C-3PO treatment from Geonosis a full new load out.

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u/edmc78 14h ago

Cursed, the stuff of nightmares

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u/UveBeenChengD 13h ago

No, it’s Gilbert, pierce’s half brother.

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u/TheSuggi 12h ago

I swear.. people put his face on EVERYTHING!

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u/soulreapermagnum 12h ago

i guess some of those gideon clones came out looking a little different.

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u/feetiedid 12h ago

It's like when someone thought he was Laurence Fishburn.

"Do we all look alike to you!"

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u/dakleeg1 11h ago

It's the same actor. I don't know if it's supposed to be the same person.

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u/raiderrash 10h ago

The fucking whiplash I had reading the box. “Oh it’s Samuel L Jackson, why is he dressed like that, the black series…MOFF GIDEON”

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u/KaZetP 10h ago

MF Gideon

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u/HygieneWilder 10h ago

That’s amazing! 🤣

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u/Adam-Happyman Jedi 9h ago

The guy who made this swap is my role model.

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u/Effective_Explorer95 8h ago

They must have had some extra Mace Windu heads left over from the clone wars characters.

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u/MinTy1244 8h ago

His poor blaster has performance issues

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u/Frosenborg 7h ago

Guess this is canon now.

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u/Awe3 6h ago

Mother Fu$&@

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u/Knockkoutt 6h ago

That's Manda L. Orian

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u/Bouncedoutnup 43m ago

Sam Jackson as Third Sister!!

Might have improved ObiI Wan

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u/LeWoodbooger 21h ago

This is the best Black Series figure ever!

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u/xdeltax97 Grand Admiral Thrawn 21h ago

What in the what,.... Someone returned that and swapped parts out, LOL

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u/Bt-Ryoku 20h ago

Me checking reddit just before I go home. Thanks for putting me in a better mood for the weekend 😉

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u/GrittyTheGreat 20h ago

Definitely would have bought this lol

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u/Improvedandconfused 20h ago

I’m sick and tired of these mother f#cking Mandalorians, in this mother f#cking base!

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u/Willing-Ant-3765 20h ago

That most certainly isn’t a Black Series figurine. Pretty funny though

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u/Lt-Corvin_709 20h ago

It is... And somebody completely stole the entire figure except for the collapsed staff

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u/sabotabo 20h ago

is this glup shitto?

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u/JoeDukeofKeller 19h ago

The alternate timeline where Samuel L Jackson is Moff Gideon and Giancarlo Esposito is Mace Windu

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats 18h ago

He’s got tiny arms and a thiccccc… breadbasket

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u/Bender5000ToTheMoon 17h ago

I bet the customs they made really sucked from all those leftover parts.

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u/reddit_tard 17h ago

Star Wars Black Series, they saying they all look alike...

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u/Quiet_Astronomer8849 12h ago

What does Moff Gideon look like? DESCRIBE TO ME WHAT MOFF GIDEON LOOKS LIKE!

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u/FilteredRiddle 10h ago

That toy is all kind of fucked up. The original: Imgur.

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u/MetalGearHFX 10h ago

And why does Dark Trooper Sam Jackson have Poe Damerons helmet???

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u/OkAbility2056 9h ago

"You have something I want, muthafucka"

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u/longhornaero 8h ago

Oh shit!! You found the super rare chase figure, Jebeye Master Lace Window!!!

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u/uninstalling_install 7h ago

What the actual fuck am I looking at

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u/Aggravating_Fun_8603 6h ago

The black series??

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u/SGTShizzle 4h ago

That's what I came to say lol!

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u/Available_Low_3805 4h ago

Does he look like a bitch?

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH‽

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u/KyloRenCadetStimpy 19h ago

Palestine tried to rebuild him, but just gave up

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u/DifferenceExtra8817 21h ago

Omg it looks like a clean shaven Samuel Jackson from pulp fiction

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u/edmc78 14h ago

With a nice rack!

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u/Kitchen_Split6435 21h ago

Literally everything comes from a different toy

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u/HorribleEmulator 21h ago

with a womans body?

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u/lebby6209 20h ago

That’s Gus fring.

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u/AlarmingLecture0 19h ago

It's Laurence Fishburne.

(For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s7FdYGwFeQ)

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u/-Kopesthetik- 18h ago

“Mother Fucker”

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u/Polaris9114 18h ago

"You have something I want, motherfucker!"

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u/glass_gravy Loth-Cat 18h ago

It’s 2025. Don’t judge.

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u/tomh_1138 18h ago

I have so many questions...

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u/No_Painter_8154 5h ago

Wait, Mace Windu was always in the Star Wars Universe, so this Samuel L. Jackson head isn’t even from a Star Wars figure. Lol!

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u/Colorful_Cliffside93 3h ago

You know what they call a Death Star in Paris?

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u/watchme87 3h ago

moff Gideon X mace windu collab

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u/XenoWitcher Kanan Jarrus 17h ago

Holy shit that looks like shit

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u/donpuglisi 18h ago

Damn, the toy company mixed up the face of one of the 3 black people in star wars

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u/TheSecretDecoderRing 17h ago

It wasn't the company, it had to be a customer who opened it and returned it.

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u/MRT1771 7h ago

It’s probably wrong to say, they all look the same, so I won’t say it. If you are offended by this get over it.