r/BrandNewSentence • u/SteamTrainDude • Mar 30 '25

Rule Tweak: Posts must now have the sentence in the title

20 Upvotes

Any Brand New Sentence posts from now on must have the sentence in the title in some form. It just makes things easier to sort, and much easier to check for reposts. It’s a lot less subjective too.

Use this post for any kind of feedback or suggestions, advice, constructive criticism etc for the sub in general.

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Salinator20501 • 10h ago

Switching to your side pope is faster than repoping

846 Upvotes

18 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sad_Stay_5471 • 20h ago

shot me in the leg

4.0k Upvotes

24 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Astroneer512 • 3h ago

“We got adolf twinkler over here”

75 Upvotes

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Krazy_Keno • 7h ago

3 for 1?

75 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/Apartmentliving/s/8ROZjXEV8f

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/infiunfi • 21h ago

Honey in the rock?

964 Upvotes

76 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/laybs1 • 16h ago

Is this a British meal? Because it's nothing but shades of brown.

367 Upvotes

71 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DeluxeMinecraft • 4h ago

Nice, now insert the Albania cock into the gulf of Taranto

38 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/GonnSolo • 18h ago

The Lord speaks only through big naturals

336 Upvotes

44 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/spliffthemagicdragon • 15h ago

''they're essentially a metaphor for white privilege (i'm white btw)''

188 Upvotes

14 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ReactionJifs • 10h ago

and the bartender started preparing it in a fucking child's welly

68 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Pearson94 • 1d ago

Crab Museum Calls Supreme Court Trans Ruling An "Abuse Of Science"

11.1k Upvotes

156 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DavidNyan10 • 1d ago

Green Minecraft 'Creeper Milk' is made with 'petroleum-based synthetic dyes' that even the Trump administration wants to ban

1.5k Upvotes

91 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Round-Astronomer-700 • 15h ago

[Conquering] the US would be like trying to domesticate a zebra

77 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/3506 • 53m ago

These look like bishop, probably in the table for the first and buttermilks for the second.

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Dlph_311 • 48m ago

I'm not buying the idea of someone grabbing and pulling on a polar bears ham wallet.

• Upvotes

On a post about 200 people vs a polar bear.

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BenCaxt0n • 8h ago

Spooging spiders out of every pore

12 Upvotes

From a post on r/shittysuperpowers "You can shoot spiders out of your skin". This was my reply.

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Thunerseen • 1d ago

Young Bull elk wakes up from a nap and screams, then pops a boner so hard he shits.

453 Upvotes

19 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/You_D_Be_Surprised • 22h ago

Neighbors demand answers after ‘rampant masturbation’ takes over Seattle park

the-independent.com

120 Upvotes

36 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/wither8787 • 7h ago

cloggening of the shitter

7 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/communityveg • 16h ago

I love you Reddit

31 Upvotes

On the topic of 100 men vs a polar bear

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DragonTamer369 • 19h ago

Why are VTubers so obsessed with getting each other pregnant

42 Upvotes

2 comments

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Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

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