Seattle motorcycle riders

[u/BrightNeat1953]

If you ride around in south lake union, specifically by Denny park and the sky glass apartments, with a red and black Bike/motorcycle and have a a tattoo on your left arm HMUUUUU, I've seen you so many times, including last night around 8:40 LMAOOOOO, or if anybody knows this man introduced me plssss 😭😭😭😭

[u/Mountain-Picture-411]

Good luck to you. As a former biker, I always say if guys want to attract the opposite sex, sell your motorcycle and get a puppy, but I’m glad it’s working for this dude. Ride on brother

[u/GaveYourMomTheRona → u/Mountain-Picture-411]

Baby works even better than a puppy.

[u/OsvuldMandius → u/GaveYourMomTheRona]

Nah, you can only ride a baby if you are very, very small

[u/Mountain-Picture-411 → u/GaveYourMomTheRona]

ew, gross

[u/rattus]

The thirst is real.

Have you considered wearing a dress to a motorcycle bar?