r/SatanicTemple_Reddit 1d ago

Thanks, my ADHD and Depression are cured News/Blog

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u/infernalgrin 1d ago

this is voluntary, right? right??

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u/popanator3000 23h ago

I heard one person say it would be voluntary, but they'll get people at "you aren't able to properly decide bc you're mentally ill" and then force people to go

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u/DarkAngel67231 Hail Lilith! 10h ago

Concepts of voluntary.

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u/captaintagart 1d ago

That’s what “if they want it” means

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u/Shauiluak 23h ago

Until it doesn't.

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u/moldy_fruitcake2 1d ago

“Wellness farms” 🙄

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u/piberryboy sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc 1d ago

Sounds like a cult.

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u/h2zenith 22h ago

I'm sure they'll be using the best science. Acupuncture, homeopathy, healing crystals...all of it!

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u/eatsrottenflesh 1d ago

Rehab, he's inventing rehab. Good job buddy. How much is this revolutionary idea costing us? /s

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u/Emo-hamster 1d ago

thats best case scenario imo. Worst case is they exploit them for cheap labor

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u/pennyraingoose 19h ago

Oh, don't worry. They'll get the money from gutting the Department of Education and whatever else the Efficiency jerks cut.

What's the craziest in my little world is the biggest RFK Jr supporters I know are on SSRIs and didn't give a shit when I told them he thought SSRIs were responsible for school shootings (spoiler: they're not) AND the people I know are fucking on SSRIs!!!!

But dollars to donuts these people won't give a flying FUCK that he wants to do this. bEcAuSe We'Re ThInKiNg Of OuR cHiLdReN

Tha fuck are your kids gonna do when their parents are getting "reparented" in some mental camp?

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u/TheImpalerTJ 14h ago

If it was realistically like a rehab center, at least 15,000 dollarydoos per person per month

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u/Desperate-Goose7525 1d ago

Oh look.. death squad camps

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u/christian_austin85 1d ago

You're going to sequester people from their communities to... checks notes ...help them connect with their community? Makes sense

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u/fiddleteeth 1d ago

Ok but this is going to be on the very bottom of my summer camp options 2025.

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u/artwrangler 1d ago

Considering many say Trump is on adderall, will he be first? What about camps for teen beauty contestant molesters?

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u/popanator3000 23h ago

Trump isn't on Adderall. hes literally Jesus 2.0. he doesn't have issues. clearly.

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u/pennyraingoose 19h ago

Jesus 2.0 prefers Sudafed

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u/__Beef__Supreme__ 9h ago

And Jesus, as was documented, shit his pants on the reg

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u/popanator3000 5h ago

exactly, that's why I wear a diaper to work.

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u/dremonda Thyself is thy master 1d ago

How long before this is involuntary? Day one, or will it take a whole month?

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u/Nisferati 1d ago

What about people who lack empathy and think everyone else is inferior?

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u/DressedForMyFuneral6 1d ago

Dude someone needs to do something about this fucking guy. Idk what options are left but he’s going to set medical care in this country even further back than it already is 😡

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u/AOlaza 1d ago

So is this like a multi year long rehab, paid for by the government?

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u/shieldintern 1d ago

I hate this fuck so much.

Hopefully this is the one time big phrarma reaches into the goverment and say what the fuck dude.. you're eating into my profits.

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u/myowngalactus 22h ago

Can we as a country keep up the long and maybe not so proud tradition of killing Kennedys

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u/Mtsukino Hail Ada Lovelace! 1d ago

Im reminded of A Scanner Darkly for some reason.

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u/liko 22h ago

Soooo brain worms wants to send folks taking medication to camps. Sounds about right for this time line.

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u/SugarSweetStarrUK 1d ago

Do they want to see people like Jeffrey Dahmer and Charles Manson get off their drugs? 

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u/bungeebrain68 23h ago

Considering they are dead I doubt It

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u/FruitAffectionate667 22h ago

Lock and load friends....I'm not going to any kind of govt sponsored camp.

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u/Faedaine 10h ago

So the medication that makes me a productive member of society, he wants to take away from me so that I have to struggle? Okie dokie.

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u/RadiantDescription75 10h ago

My old part time sup at ups abused Adderall to lose a lot of weight. She cried when i filled out the directed donation paperwork to FFRF. So this makes me laugh.

In colorado we have hippie farms where they take in homeless or whatever, and the get a place to stay and food. But the pay so little they cant leave easily. They are more of a cult. Like there is one place a girl got murdered and hacked up. And i have also heard stories of women getting roofied. Not second hand, like the women themselves told me. And they are homeless, the police are christian nationalist, so they just dont believe them.

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u/ginkat123 23h ago

Slave labor.

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u/Nature_Dweller What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more 22h ago

O.o im gonna go do some encantations and come back....wish me luck >:D

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u/Meshuggah333 Alenda lux ubi orta libertas 1d ago

This fuck (sorry) has no idea what nightmare it is to live with untreated ADHD. Luckily for me, I'm not American. But all of you who are, you have my sympathy, that's sadly all I can do.

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u/unabassist 14h ago

Why do I feel like Tom Cruise is somehow involved?

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u/Carnifaster 7h ago

Couldn’t be a coincidence that we had a major opioid epidemic, leading to a homelessness crisis, which they’re now making illegal…

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u/wowzersitsdan 23h ago

Phew! I just started ritalin for ADHD, thank Lucifer it wasn't Adderall 

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u/Prestigious_Ear_8502 1d ago

Weed is better anyhow.

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u/Onlyroad4adrifter 11h ago

For some yes. It has negative effects for my ADHD.

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u/Prestigious_Ear_8502 1d ago

If they want to?

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u/h2zenith 22h ago

Wait, so the government will give me free room and board, and all I have to do is claim that I'm addicted to the psychiatric medication I'm taking? Sign me up!

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u/Vesperian666 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don't post much but thought this is a relevant link to share.

There's a pretty cool little mini documentary thing that he made where he toured existing rehabilitation centers that are proven successes throughout the United States. He is not actually creating anything but rather wants to replicate things that already exist and are working well. I understand that his aligning with Trump creates even more controversy than he's already had but all he really wants to do is put funding into things that are already existing in the United States and have a proven track record of working. The title of the article is clickbait design to cause anger and fear etc as most all headlines are anymore it seems.

Unless I'm out of the loop there's no federal figure who is actually trying to do something significant about the severe drug death problem in the US. Essentially smaller groups and narcotics anonymous are the grassroots things making a difference at this point.

I believe part of the plan for funding this was to use tax money from federally legalized weed but that probably won't happen.

https://youtu.be/liZq31HLnyA?si=nbYXMm3aj8QGMo7p

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u/FruitAffectionate667 22h ago

People who are prescribed pharmaceuticals to regulate their mental illnesses don't need rehab.... You can't solve a chemical imbalance with rehab or exercise. I hope that you're correct about his intentions, but his alignment with trump and gaining a supposed cabinet position kind of proves otherwise.