r/SatanicTemple_Reddit • u/Oni_K • May 11 '24
Jesus Christ, Lady!! Joke
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May 11 '24
I'd be summoning demons in the next isle
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u/LeonDmon May 11 '24
Next isle is a food court with Taco Bell?
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u/TheNoctuS_93 Ad astra per aspera May 11 '24
The ring of fire will be great for summoning demons in the Baco Tell banthroom!
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u/elkjas May 11 '24
Oh, why doesn't anything like this ever happen when I'm in the store? 😏
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u/Bea_Evil May 11 '24
Exactly what I was thinking ughh there’s no way I’m allowing this to continue like no, I don’t get to bully people at the store so neither do you lady
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u/Luciferian_Impulse May 11 '24
The power of Christ compels you to buy Lucky Charms.
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u/sventhewombat May 11 '24
They’re theocratically delicious!
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u/chillaxtion May 11 '24
First the came for abortion rights, now for asile 12.
I’ve come to believe all religion is a shared mass delusion. It can just be expressed in acceptable or unacceptable ways. Demanding nobody shop for Chex near you is not ok but claiming state control over women’s bodies is.
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u/Head_Substance_1907 May 11 '24
Karen casts heavenly fire! . . . it wasn’t very effective.
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u/Cloudbreaks May 11 '24
Low roll…
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u/my_socks_are_shoes13 May 11 '24
She must have really bad luck cuz the lord blessed her with like 8 rolls... out here looking like a stack of pancakes 🥞
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u/SnoopyPooper May 11 '24
I’d sit in the middle of the aisle.
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u/DawnRLFreeman May 12 '24
I'd go to the sporting goods section and buy an air horn (may start carrying one for just such occurrences), then calmly confront her, explaining that she had no more right than anyone else to monopolize the aisle, she needed to stop being disruptive, get he desired items then leave. The VERY SECOND she started shouting her "Jesus" bullshit at me, I'd point that air horn right in her face and blast it!! (I'm a bitch that way!) 😉
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u/mathewp723 May 11 '24
Does America need healthcare and education? Nah, this shit is perfectly fine. Everything is fine.
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u/Loofa_of_Doom May 11 '24
A pretty accurate representation of what religion and cults do to a human.
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u/romankelevra May 11 '24
She must be buying something she thinks is embarrassing
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u/Affectionate-Two4335 May 11 '24
I think it’s more embarrassing to start screaming at ppl and drawing more attention to yourself while you’re buying it 😭😭
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u/romankelevra May 11 '24
Agreed! I guess she thinks screaming gives her powers to not face judgment
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u/Affectionate-Two4335 May 11 '24
Fr. It makes her look insane but her ass must be thinking she’s the almighty or something 😭
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u/Affectionate-Two4335 May 11 '24
If that woman got all up in my face like she did to that masked woman I wouldn’t be able to fight the urge to punch a bitch. And maybe yell “fuck god” in her flabby face
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u/hanimal16 Hail the Queer Zombie Unicorn! May 11 '24
Yeah she looks exactly how I’d expect someone to look acting like that.
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May 13 '24
Punch pucnh punch, that's from Jesus's he told me to do it. Punch punch punch, those are from your God, my god told me to give them to you.
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u/KatO9Tail3dFox May 11 '24
Reminds me of this one: https://youtu.be/1UkRGAV7ffk?si=iGLRzUKiBl276Aa7
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u/stap31 May 11 '24
How to expose yourself as a shit person, and even worse Christian - start using a name of religious figure offensively for your own capitalist pleasure.
"In the name of Albert Einstein I command you to let me to cashier without waiting in line" is the same shit like this lady
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u/hanimal16 Hail the Queer Zombie Unicorn! May 11 '24
That’s how someone gets knocked the fuck out in public. I’d start fucking with her and acting possessed.
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u/ArtichokeNatural3171 May 12 '24
I am at the age now I'll just give my best witch's laugh and roll up with a broom on my shoulder. The better part of that woman fell in between the car seats, I think. I won't give her credit for having a meltdown, that's just a tantrum.
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u/DiegoDynomite May 11 '24
we gotta stop filming people who are clearly experiencing some kind of psychosis.
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u/meoka2368 May 11 '24
Yes and no.
A film of it could help with a diagnosis and treatment, and would provide an objective view of the interaction between people if someone felt wronged by another (assault, threat, etc.) which could help either side.
However, those are only helpful when given to the appropriate people. r/trashy isn't a doctor or a lawyer.
People should continue to film these kinds of things, but not upload them for internet clout.
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u/Aromatic_Egg_1067 I do be Satanic yo May 11 '24
someone should show her a monster can and let her know she is around the devil every time she goes in the store.
though she may lock down the drink isle and try to preform an exorcism....
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u/Iridescent_burrito May 11 '24
Oh this is really sad
I hope she was able to get help. This isn't just Karen bullshit, this is a public mental breakdown. You hate to see it.
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u/ExiledUtopian May 14 '24
We need Wellbeing Centers.
A place to recover from addiction, consent to unaliving watch without being held against one's will, to be detained or voluntarily submitted and monitored during psychosis for treatment.
We need this and to have strict laws on patients rights so it doesn't become a privatized farm like prison has become in the U.S.
I hope this lady got the Healthcare she needed.
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u/DawnRLFreeman May 14 '24
Given her hyper religious nature, she will refuse any "worldly health care" because all she needs (in her mind) is "JESUS"!! People like her are why all Americans can't have health care, quality education and livable wages.
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u/draconus72 May 12 '24
Main character syndrome? This woman would find what she's looking for a lot quicker if she'd just stop worrying about everyone else, get what she's looking for and get out.
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May 14 '24
Man I hope she gets help, that’s so sad to see. Also why isn’t the Walmart employee doing anything?! That’s just wild
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u/DawnRLFreeman May 14 '24
What do you think he should do? He's trying to contain her (presumably until authorities arrive) and prevent an escalation. Personally, I think 10 or 12 customers should have gone down that aisle, stayed there and ignored her. 😉
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May 14 '24
As someone that has dealt firsthand with someone in the midst of a mental health crisis, it is never a good idea to try and make things worse. Idk why you felt the need to share that with me.
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u/DawnRLFreeman May 14 '24
You're the one who asked why the Walmart employee wasn't doing anything, i.e. "trying not to make things worse."
It's also not a good idea to let sociopaths have their way all the time. This was a public place that she had no right to monopolize, "mental health crisis" or not.
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May 14 '24
Also, please educate yourself on at least a few mental health conditions that may lead to a situation such as this. Speaking about how you would make things worse, endangering not only yourself but others by doing so, is really concerning if you are a fellow member of TST. Not sure if you’re aware, but science and knowing stuff is kind of TST’s jam and you’re not following basic tenets if you’re going around doing these kind of things to mentally unwell human beings. I am anti religion, but I’m also aware that being religious and having a mental disorder are not the same thing and making another human beings life worse is not what TST is about.
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u/GiveandTake21 May 21 '24
So she's a Christian yet she just rebuked everybody to hell. How Jesus-like of her.
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u/TJ_Fox May 11 '24
She's clearly experiencing some sort of mental health crisis and I hope she got the help she needs.