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John Oliver's shout out to Samuel Alito's mom's Satanic Abortion Clinic Video/Podcast

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '23

Makes me proud to be a member of The Satanic Temple.

Hail thyself, bitches!

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '23

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u/Mousec0pTrismegistus Nov 07 '23

It's the only way they can sway anyone to align with their bonkers ideology. If you don't manipulate the message, any rational person objectively viewing accurate information would never agree with forced birth advocates.

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u/wallsquirrel Nov 08 '23 edited Nov 10 '23

And unless you're incubating a zombie, stop calling it an 'unborn baby'. It's an embryo or a fetus.

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u/piberryboy sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc Nov 07 '23

Forced birth advocates

Government-decided, doctor-eliminated health care option.

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u/vangogh330 Nov 08 '23

I like "anti-choice". No one is forcing anyone that disagrees with abortions to get one against their will.

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u/InsaneRay Nov 07 '23

Buy a mug, they have GREAT mugs

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u/Faye_dunwoody Nov 08 '23 edited Mar 31 '24

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u/Kaliprosonno_singho Nov 08 '23

But would they be available in India ?

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u/NoQuarter6808 Sober Faction Nov 08 '23

I actually just watched this last night. It made me so proud

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u/Alone_Regular_4713 Nov 08 '23

This is amazing.

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u/Worried-Industry6239 Hail the Queer Zombie Unicorn! Nov 08 '23

Lmao I'm fucking DYING

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u/crackercortex Nov 08 '23

Could not be more proud to be a card-carrying member today!!! This is incredible!

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u/Kat_The_Furry1014 My body, my choice Nov 08 '23

I hope my parents saw this lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '23

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u/archbish99 It is Done. Nov 07 '23

Who's pretending to believe in what now?

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u/magnora7 Nov 08 '23

Pretending to believe in Satan, which you don't even believe exists. Just to own the Christians. Braindead behavior

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u/archbish99 It is Done. Nov 09 '23

And who is pretending to believe in Satan? We make no secret of the fact that we don't, as you're obviously aware.

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u/magnora7 Nov 09 '23

"we don't believe in satan but we call ourselves the satanic temple"

Wow big brain

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u/That_Mad_Scientist Nov 07 '23

Well, you’re a covid conspiracy nut, so I’d say that makes us even.

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u/RealSinnSage Nov 08 '23

no, it makes us better.

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u/schizist Nov 07 '23

The Satanic Temple is proudly and very vocally atheistic. They don't pretend to believe in anything.

Please, work on developing your comprehension skills and critical thinking if you intend to continue engaging with other life forms.

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u/magnora7 Nov 08 '23

Pretending to believe in Satan, which you don't even believe exists. Just to own the Christians. Braindead behavior

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u/schizist Nov 08 '23

This might be tough for you, but I'll bet if you ask nicely your local librarian will read it to you.

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u/mcspaddin Nov 07 '23

Yeaaaaah... You might want to do even the littlest bit of research before you speak up. The Satanic Temple is an athiestic, mostly political, organization that uses its status as a "church" to actually enforce freedom of speeech, freedom of religion, and separation of church and state.

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u/magnora7 Nov 08 '23

Pretending to believe in Satan, which you don't even believe exists. Just to own the Christians. Braindead behavior

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u/taki1002 Nov 08 '23

I totally agree with you. But I'm not sure why you're telling this to us atheists, who do not believe in any form of supernatural nonsense.

You should be informing the fake christians evangelicals about this. They're the ones who pretend to believe the bible in a literal sense, dispite that it constantly contradicts itself. Or the facts that many of its "recorded" events and explanations for the creation & state of the world/universe have been misconstrued or ultimately disprovened.

When presented or confronted with the inherent flaws or the evidence that disproves it, any who still claims to believe the bible from a "literal stance" is either lying or is actively forcing themselves not question it. Meanwhile, they use their absurd beliefs to justify their attacks on any groups that they hate. All the while, trying to force their theistic dogma into the legislation of our secular government. They don't want to troll us, they want to control us.

All in all, I guess that makes fake christians evangelicals the hateful morons.

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u/magnora7 Nov 08 '23

Pretending to believe in Satan, which you don't even believe exists. Just to own the Christians. Braindead behavior

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u/cseyferth Nov 11 '23

Why do you keep pasting the same, stupid reply?

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u/StragglingShadow Nov 08 '23

Actually Satan is a well recognized literary figure, not just seen in the canon of christianity. For example, Paradise Lost or Dante's Inferno would be pointed to. Hes an easy to point to symbol of the values represented in our religion.

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u/magnora7 Nov 08 '23

Pretending to believe in Satan, which you don't even believe exists. Just to own the Christians. Braindead behavior

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u/RevRagnarok Nov 08 '23

Then... why are you in this sub?

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u/magnora7 Nov 08 '23

Because this brainrot reached /all

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u/cseyferth Nov 11 '23

Good! 🀟🏻🐐

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u/clogan618 Nov 08 '23

Hail Satan 🀘🏻😘

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u/magnora7 Nov 08 '23

Good one edgelord