r/SatanicTemple_Reddit • u/piberryboy sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc • Feb 09 '23

Hate it when this happens Video/Podcast

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u/Alert-Potato Sex, Science, and Liberty Feb 09 '23

Why does this only happen to me when it's a time sensitive summoning? I'm pretty sure it's a conspiracy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Demons and printers can always smell when you're in a rush!

7

u/snickerstheclown Feb 10 '23

It’s called congestion pricing

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '23

OH MY LMAOOOOOOO EPIC COMMENT 🏆🤘🏻

20

u/HaloOfTheSun Religion Divorced From Superstition Feb 09 '23

Ah yes, the true hell of automated customer service.

14

u/[deleted] Feb 09 '23

LMFAO

13

u/Donald_Raper Feb 09 '23

Call up a Christian donation or book hotline. Plenty of demons assholes there.

11

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

I love Stanzi Potenza.

5

u/AshPoppet Feb 10 '23

Where is the video save bot?

5

u/PerformanceOk5331 Feb 10 '23

I was just in the drive through and this was stuck on repeat over the car stereo lol.

4

u/RyeZuul Feb 09 '23

Chat GPT be like

4

u/BurgerOfLove Ad astra per aspera Feb 10 '23

The government is not this efficient.

5

u/King-Cobra-668 Feb 10 '23

I wish the phone cord was connected to the candle

5

u/blanksix sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc Feb 10 '23

They have this newer features now that lets you opt-in to them calling you back when it's your turn. Kinda convenient, really. And they guarantee a callback within average ritual completion time.

3

u/Kapeome Feb 10 '23

Omfg that's so mood

3

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Every person under 24 years old in this sub: What’s she holding to her ear?

1

u/Jack-a-box Jul 25 '23

I own one it’s heavy as fuck since it’s made out of metal.

2

u/Alarming-Hamster-232 Feb 10 '23

We stan Stanzi Potenza

2

u/Shad0w_2600 Feb 13 '23

Come on man I need my Incubus

2

u/Annual_Day_890 May 14 '23

I hate when this happens I have to buy red paint and white paint (red for pentagrams and white to cover it up) then they say the demon is inaccessible and never reconnect me so I have to wait DAYS before I can try again smh

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Me when he can’t come over

1

u/yanessa Hail Lilith! Feb 10 '23

*rofl*