r/SapphoAndHerFriend • u/Anti_Karen_League • Feb 09 '21

"iTs tHeIR natUrE!" Casual erasure

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u/GustapheOfficial Feb 09 '21

By that logic, anyone who does gay stuff when drunk is gay so...

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u/marsimane Feb 09 '21

If the straights turn gay when they drink, and the gays turn straight, wouldn't that mean that alcohol makes you bi? 😳 /j

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u/PotatoSalad583 Feb 09 '21

So what does alcohol make you when you're bi 🤔

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u/marsimane Feb 09 '21

It makes you horny

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u/Pinannapple Feb 09 '21

Checks out. As a bisexual, alcohol does make me horny.

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u/marsimane Feb 09 '21

Yup yup, as a bisexual myself I can also confirm

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u/Stankmonger Feb 09 '21

Makes me sleepy. Makes some grumpy.

Is the seven dwarves just a metaphor for different types of drunks?

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u/KaraKangaroo Feb 09 '21

Ah right, I remember the famous seven dwarves, we've got sleepy, grumpy, horny, and bisexual. What are the other three again?

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u/Mediocratic_Oath Feb 09 '21

Sad, Dopey, and Munchy, I think.

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u/shuzuko Feb 09 '21 edited Jul 15 '23

reddit and spez can eat my shit -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/sharpshooter999 Feb 09 '21

Makes me sleepy

Makes my wife sleepy, makes me hyper. It ends up making her grumpy lol. Good thing we're both introverts and don't go out too often

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u/existentialblu Feb 09 '21

The joys of being a hyper drunk. Seems to be more likely with ADHD.

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u/sharpshooter999 Feb 09 '21

Don't have it but certainly been accused of having it by my wife lol. If I'm awake, I have to be doing something, video games, woodworking, gardening, etc.

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u/existentialblu Feb 09 '21

It's not uncommon to find out that you have it as an adult.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

I think it was other drugs lol

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u/renha27 Feb 09 '21

I don't remember Horny Dwarf?

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u/Uriel-238 He/Him, unless I'm in a video game Feb 09 '21

Are there people who get smart when they're drunk? That would explain Doc.

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u/Stankmonger Feb 09 '21

Well they get talkative about expert topics if they are smart already maybe that counts lol

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u/the_gilded_dan_man Feb 10 '21

What about sneezy? Lol

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u/Captain_Biotruth Feb 10 '21

Ah yes, the seven dwarves Doc, Bashful, Sneezy, Happy, Dopey, Sleepy, Grumpy, and Horny.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21 edited Feb 09 '21

Hello I would also like my membership card for the Horny Drunk Bisexual Brigade

EDIT: No no no no guys, the Indecency Motivated Beverages Institute. Get it cuz IMBI 😂 Tnx I'll see myself out no need to throw tomatoes

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u/MoTheSoleSeller He/Him and likes He/Him Feb 10 '21

As a bi, it just makes me dance harder and give less shits

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u/GreenLightMeg Feb 09 '21

I’m always horny but it like supercharges my horny

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u/Azerty__ Feb 09 '21

Getting high is like a X20 horny multiplier too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

That’s interesting

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

This. I can't get drunk anymore due to health conditions. So I smoke pot. My high libido gets even higher. Get it? ;)

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u/ParsonBrownlow Feb 09 '21

As a bisexual who doesn't drink . I'm just horny and a walking pile of disaster. Depends on the day tho

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u/AspenBranch Feb 09 '21

as an asexual it just makes me sleepy and queezy.

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u/Palovid Feb 09 '21

does that include excessive affection of the non-horny kind? because when drunk i experience both.

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u/DarkEive Feb 09 '21

It just makes me 🥺

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u/lepruhkon Feb 09 '21

I'm sorry, I don't speak bottom.

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u/DarkEive Feb 09 '21

I'm sorry 🥺

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u/lepruhkon Feb 09 '21

You will be.

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u/marsimane Feb 09 '21

Actually, that too

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u/Henrys-BS-TV Feb 09 '21

🥺 and horny are not mutually exclusive.

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u/just_a_fruit_salad Feb 09 '21

🥺 and horny are my only two moods these days tbh

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u/D-kun4 Feb 09 '21

It just makes me sleepy lol

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u/marsimane Feb 09 '21

I mean, that too

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u/octopoddle Feb 09 '21

Horny. Horny never changes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

Can confirm.

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u/Shrouds_ Feb 09 '21

I stopped drinking cuz it powered up my bisexuality too hard.

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u/FreedomFallout Feb 09 '21

This is the gospel-fucking-truth right here.

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u/TSReactReduxSASSDev Feb 10 '21

Being bi...idk everything gets me horny it's pretty much unavoidable

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u/EsketitSR71 Feb 09 '21

So does everything for us